Paul
@rudemrlang.com
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I make magazines, books and websites about the world of entertainment - mainly Doctor Who, pop stars and soaps. Swedish pop fan. Big gay. he/him 🌈
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Saw a Facebook post of an article about a teacher who was sacked for putting up over 100 flags and one of the comments was like “should be teaching pronouns 🙄” and it’s like yes? they are a part of English? So if they’re an English teacher yes??
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Technically Louise has always sounded like her.
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And that’s not even all of it.
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This tracklist!!!!
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A Bit of Me
A Bit of Me
Denise Van Outen
il Promise Me
Denise Van Outen
A Different Corner
Denise Van Outen
Anything for You
Denise Van Outen
Red
Denise Van Outen
The Harder I Try
Denise Van Outen
This is the Last Time
Denise Van Outen
What Kind of Fool Am I
Denise Van Outen
When You Tell Me That You Love Me
Denise Van Outen
Through the Barricades
Denise Van Outen
Promise Me • Denise Van Outen
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Freddie in EastEnders could were most things and they’d look quite nice though. Let’s put it on me and see how it looks then!
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I only discovered this because I went on to Spotify to check if she ever released her mournful piano version of Sonia’s You’ll Never Stop Me Loving You (which she has NOT).
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The vaper’s friend.
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Something I was absolutely not expecting this week: Denise Van Outen has released a mournful piano version of Brother Beyond’s The Harder I Try. spotify.link/wHti6YtStXb
The Harder I Try
spotify.link
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Sorry to anyone who wears it but this is definitely the worst “officewear” for men.
Office drone in quarter length zip jumper thing
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Hardly at all.
Netflix email asking me if if I am enjoying the tv show Boots. Max Parker in Boots.
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“We heard that some people using ChatGPT didn’t have mental health problems and thought, how can we fix that?”
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The "joy" part seems to be ironic
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I saw him once on WH Smith looking in horror the price of a soft drink, bet he had no luck with those bastards.
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Little Me says ✨“hiyaaaaa!” ✨
Me as a child in camp arms-folded pose wearing Scooby Doo tshirt
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Very “Curtains for Zoosha?”.
Headline: Leaked Messages Accuse Saweetie of Exploiting Jadon Sancho's Wealth Amid Nitrous Oxide
Claims
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The barcode was wrong.
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In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

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"The chancellor approved it"
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I will definitely need all these screengrabs of Gail Platt one day.
Screenshot showing 70 pictures of Gail Platt on my camera roll
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No I will not delete any of my precious memes from 2013.
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Managing my iPhone storage is becoming a full-time job.
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Kevin OSullivan, one of the world’s top 10 most miserable bastards.
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The things this chair will have seen.
Orange hand shaped chair abandoned on the street.
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Yes, that's why I put it on, to get me in the mood!
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New Music Friday was so boring this week that I've just listened to Aqua's 2000 album 'Aquarius' from start to finish.
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Agog at what Temu Switzerland have got going on.
Ad for Temu Switzerland showing a toilet bedecked in frilly red and white netting.