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Paul

@rudemrlang.com

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I make magazines, books and websites about the world of entertainment - mainly Doctor Who, pop stars and soaps. Swedish pop fan. Big gay. he/him 🌈

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 31m

Saw a Facebook post of an article about a teacher who was sacked for putting up over 100 flags and one of the comments was like “should be teaching pronouns 🙄” and it’s like yes? they are a part of English? So if they’re an English teacher yes??

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 33m

Technically Louise has always sounded like her.

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 34m

And that’s not even all of it.

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 34m

This tracklist!!!!

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A Bit of Me
A Bit of Me
Denise Van Outen
il Promise Me
Denise Van Outen
A Different Corner
Denise Van Outen
Anything for You
Denise Van Outen
Red
Denise Van Outen
The Harder I Try
Denise Van Outen
This is the Last Time
Denise Van Outen
What Kind of Fool Am I
Denise Van Outen
When You Tell Me That You Love Me
Denise Van Outen
Through the Barricades
Denise Van Outen
Promise Me • Denise Van Outen

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 36m

Freddie in EastEnders could were most things and they’d look quite nice though. Let’s put it on me and see how it looks then!

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 40m

I only discovered this because I went on to Spotify to check if she ever released her mournful piano version of Sonia’s You’ll Never Stop Me Loving You (which she has NOT).

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 42m

The vaper’s friend.

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 43m

Something I was absolutely not expecting this week: Denise Van Outen has released a mournful piano version of Brother Beyond’s The Harder I Try. spotify.link/wHti6YtStXb

The Harder I Try

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 55m

Sorry to anyone who wears it but this is definitely the worst “officewear” for men.

Office drone in quarter length zip jumper thing

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 9h

Hardly at all.

Netflix email asking me if if I am enjoying the tv show Boots.

Max Parker in Boots.

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 15h

“We heard that some people using ChatGPT didn’t have mental health problems and thought, how can we fix that?”

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 1d

The "joy" part seems to be ironic

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 1d

I saw him once on WH Smith looking in horror the price of a soft drink, bet he had no luck with those bastards.

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 1d

Little Me says ✨“hiyaaaaa!” ✨

Me as a child in camp arms-folded pose wearing Scooby Doo tshirt

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 1d

Very “Curtains for Zoosha?”.

Headline: Leaked Messages Accuse Saweetie of Exploiting Jadon Sancho's Wealth Amid Nitrous Oxide
Claims

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 2d

The barcode was wrong.

Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 3d

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3d

"The chancellor approved it"

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 2d

I will definitely need all these screengrabs of Gail Platt one day.

Screenshot showing 70 pictures of Gail Platt on my camera roll

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 2d

No I will not delete any of my precious memes from 2013.

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 2d

Managing my iPhone storage is becoming a full-time job.

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 3d

Kevin OSullivan, one of the world’s top 10 most miserable bastards.

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Aye @chazzersmurf.bsky.social · 4d

The things this chair will have seen.

Orange hand shaped chair abandoned on the street.

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 4d

Yes, that's why I put it on, to get me in the mood!

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 4d

New Music Friday was so boring this week that I've just listened to Aqua's 2000 album 'Aquarius' from start to finish.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 5d

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch

Paul @rudemrlang.com · 5d

Agog at what Temu Switzerland have got going on.

Ad for Temu Switzerland showing a toilet bedecked in frilly red and white netting.