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@chazzersmurf.bsky.social
UK based reader, runner, gay. Spend too long in charity shops. Leftish.
First nobby greens stalk of the season.
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
First nobby greens stalk of the season.
Morning. Valet having a lie in so it's Chazzer choice Sunday. Gone for mint green. Moomin advent calendar today is Muskrat: this is my facial expression most weekday mornings.
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Morning. Valet having a lie in so it's Chazzer choice Sunday. Gone for mint green. Moomin advent calendar today is Muskrat: this is my facial expression most weekday mornings.
Swerving east, from rich industrial shadows and traffic all night north,
Swerving through fields too thin and thistled to be called meadows,
And now and then a harsh named halt that shields workmen at dawn.
Larkin: learnt for my A levels and still in my head.
Swerving through fields too thin and thistled to be called meadows,
And now and then a harsh named halt that shields workmen at dawn.
Larkin: learnt for my A levels and still in my head.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Swerving east, from rich industrial shadows and traffic all night north,
Swerving through fields too thin and thistled to be called meadows,
And now and then a harsh named halt that shields workmen at dawn.
Larkin: learnt for my A levels and still in my head.
Swerving through fields too thin and thistled to be called meadows,
And now and then a harsh named halt that shields workmen at dawn.
Larkin: learnt for my A levels and still in my head.
Ok, so it rained enough to test the coat. Overall great, though the hood is crap. Like trying to run with a Kwik Save bag on my head. Managed to bag Tough Mary's pastries on way home. Song of the run: Sophie, Immaterial.
December 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Ok, so it rained enough to test the coat. Overall great, though the hood is crap. Like trying to run with a Kwik Save bag on my head. Managed to bag Tough Mary's pastries on way home. Song of the run: Sophie, Immaterial.
For people who wanted to see the running jacket. Thanks to @madaram.bsky.social for making me look at the website. And @sr1990.bsky.social : the bloody rain has gone now I want to wear it.
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 AM
For people who wanted to see the running jacket. Thanks to @madaram.bsky.social for making me look at the website. And @sr1990.bsky.social : the bloody rain has gone now I want to wear it.
Valet update: I've had special shelving installed for the Matey bottles.
December 6, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Valet update: I've had special shelving installed for the Matey bottles.
Morning: orange mug on a grey, rainy day. Have a fancy new running jacket which might lure me out in the rain. Advent calendar: Hattenfatteners. Obviously.
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Morning: orange mug on a grey, rainy day. Have a fancy new running jacket which might lure me out in the rain. Advent calendar: Hattenfatteners. Obviously.
Proof that I've always loved Christmas. Here's me (and mum), my first Christmas. Pretty sure some of those baubles are on my tree.
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Proof that I've always loved Christmas. Here's me (and mum), my first Christmas. Pretty sure some of those baubles are on my tree.
Mole update.
The winner of this week’s mole hunt is revealed!
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Mole update.
Ok, this just arrived. Because I'm a proper gay unlike plastic homo @gjpmcd.bsky.social .
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Ok, this just arrived. Because I'm a proper gay unlike plastic homo @gjpmcd.bsky.social .
Some very normal non-dramatic signs in my manor.
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Some very normal non-dramatic signs in my manor.
Nice morning to be running. Though thank god my haircur is next week. Song of the run: Doechii, Alter Ego.
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Nice morning to be running. Though thank god my haircur is next week. Song of the run: Doechii, Alter Ego.
Good sky this morning.
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Good sky this morning.
Morning. Nice pale blue mug from the valet. Moomin Mama from the advent calendar.
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Morning. Nice pale blue mug from the valet. Moomin Mama from the advent calendar.
@dnlmrkrssll.bsky.social tried this on your recommendation and it's delicious. New favourite.
December 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
@dnlmrkrssll.bsky.social tried this on your recommendation and it's delicious. New favourite.
Well. I didn't last long. Very lucky chazzer find at the weekend.
December 4, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Well. I didn't last long. Very lucky chazzer find at the weekend.
Forgot today's advent calendar figure: morning, Mymble.
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Forgot today's advent calendar figure: morning, Mymble.
Morning. Valet having a rare lie in so I made my own silent coffee. Mint green mug in front of my Christmas tree.
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Morning. Valet having a rare lie in so I made my own silent coffee. Mint green mug in front of my Christmas tree.
Ok, hopping on the Anisota wagon. Suspect the brown blobs are deactivated accounts?
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ok, hopping on the Anisota wagon. Suspect the brown blobs are deactivated accounts?
Turns out I'm a massive gay. But a 31 year old massive gay, which was a surprise.
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Turns out I'm a massive gay. But a 31 year old massive gay, which was a surprise.
Misty but dry run into work, supported by Foxes: Sister Ray.
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Misty but dry run into work, supported by Foxes: Sister Ray.
Morning. Today's orange mug came with... Silence. Perhaps for the best. Moomin advent calendar: Primadonna's Horse. Apparently.
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Morning. Today's orange mug came with... Silence. Perhaps for the best. Moomin advent calendar: Primadonna's Horse. Apparently.
These are finally back in stock. God I love them: for me the very nicest chocolate.
December 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
These are finally back in stock. God I love them: for me the very nicest chocolate.
Morning. Another musical morning. This manky pale green mug (not a fave) came with 'Silver Bells', and not even the Doris Day version. Valet says this is closest mug to silver. Huh. Day 2 of the Moomin calendar and it's a weird ghost. Huh.
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Morning. Another musical morning. This manky pale green mug (not a fave) came with 'Silver Bells', and not even the Doris Day version. Valet says this is closest mug to silver. Huh. Day 2 of the Moomin calendar and it's a weird ghost. Huh.