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Faerie god-nonna in training. Mutant swamp witch. Amateur geneticist. Director of POSIX-Compliant Karaoke Initiatives. Chief Data Thymus. 3 NeXTcubes in a trenchcoat? (she/her)

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 20h

Escalators are inherently bisexual.

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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 22h

(& yes I know the non-tech-themed types from Survive make more sense, but that's not funny)

sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 22h

2 of the Digimon type matchups make a lot of sense - Vaccine fixes Virus and Virus corrupts Data. But I never really got why Data was strong against Vaccine until I started working with EDRs.

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Katisha (Kat) 🤎 @katlaveaux.bsky.social · 1d

Adulthood is submitting a PTO request for new game release dates.

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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 2d

Well, my first day at AWS went as well as it could have.

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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 1d

the Rift of Aln is too creepy, maybe add some furniture in there

sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 1d

Blizzard should not be allowed to do server maintenance on my vacation day

sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 2d

*Nighthold music cuts off with a record scratch as Elisande stops floating and shoos the time elementals away*
"ok ok before we do anything else here we need to address this"

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 2d

It’s kind of wild that after seven million people were in the streets protesting, the president posted a hallucinated video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on Americans and then proceeded to start demolishing parts of the White House

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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 2d

but O365 tools already do that, with actual proven technology

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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 2d

While we spectate on The East Wing being torn down, it isn’t just another hallway, it’s where Eleanor Roosevelt built the modern Office of the First Lady, where WWII bunkers were hidden, and where the public enters the People’s House. Erasing it is rewriting history.

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 2d

Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.

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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 2d

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 2d

the Internet was better when it was too difficult for conservatives to use

sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 3d

"I probably could have sued...ooh, that would be a good title for my memoir!"

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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 3d

Ladies and Gentlemen... the Pillsbury Proud Boys

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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 3d

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

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Alan Wolfe @demofox.bsky.social · 4d

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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 3d

I know at least on Android manually editing the photo doesn't add the watermark

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 4d

Oh it’s not appropriate for your program to air the president wearing a crown and shitting on American citizens?

You’ll talk about it in euphemisms? Maybe call it the “crown video” and ignore the shitting part? Because that’s appropriate?

Tell me, was it appropriate for the president to do it?

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Metaphysician @metaphysician.bsky.social · 3d

A lot of Americans don't care if it isn't a Satanic cabal who gain actual magical powers from raping children.

Their (typically bigoted) conspiracies only helped to protect the real monsters, making the evil seem absurd. Half of them would offer their own children to Trump as if was an honor.

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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 3d

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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 3d

I think it's important to note that most of the QAnon rhetoric centered around perceived threats to prepubescent children. A lot of folks seem to stop caring as soon as breasts and menarche happen.

sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 3d

I think it's important to note that most of the QAnon rhetoric centered around perceived threats to prepubescent children. A lot of folks seem to stop caring as soon as breasts and menarche happen.

sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 3d

between the refusal of the media to accurately describe the full contents of the Trump jet video, and the omission of the "premeditated anal rape" angle in the mainstream press coverage of the Blizzard harassment cases, I think it's safe to say the mainstream media in the US is afraid of butts

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kennyfisher.bsky.social @kennyfisher.bsky.social · 3d

The sheer fact of his election gave license and permission to all the crudest, most selfish, most racist and cruel and bottom feeding scum in America to start living out their every impulse without shame. We must make them ashamed again.

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