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@ru486dx.bsky.social

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Faerie god-nonna in training. Mutant swamp witch. Amateur geneticist. Director of POSIX-Compliant Karaoke Initiatives. Chief Data Thymus. 3 NeXTcubes in a trenchcoat? (she/her)

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TrueBlueVA @ny2va.bsky.social · 6h

I really resent being governed by a middle-school bully.

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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 6h

my aunt couldn't remember the name of Opus Dei so she was like "you know, those church guys with the..." and then made a flagellating hand gesture

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 7h

yell at his kids for trying to share their childhood interests with him

sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 7h

MMORPG-starting-gear-ass sword lol

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An Old Gremlin (she/her) @an-old-gremlin.bsky.social · 8h

It's all just rage bait. It's a government of inveterate attention-seekers who just want to make people upset so they can feel powerful.

They don't care enough about things that matter.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 7h

Lucky for this nation's Founding Fathers, they are no longer around to witness JD Vance, an amoral opportunist always thirsty for attention, use AI to create troll videos to mock this country's founding principles, undermine the Founders' cherished beliefs, and, likely, make them vomit.

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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 7h

impossible, his mother tried to pawn him off for oxy

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 8h

DC J6: 1.500 arrests
DC No Kings: zero

Tell me again which side is violent?

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 11h

when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign

A young boy holds a sign that simply states in plain handwriting: Trump hit on my girlfriend

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 12h

An important announcement from Tom Nook.

Tom Nook makes an announcement about who he is endorsing for Mayor of New York City:
I am endorsing Andrew Cuomo for Mayor of New York City. Zohran Mamdani is a radical leftist lunatic who will
leave every honest and hardworking landlord in this fair city destitute. Oh, and Curtis, there’s some,”trash”, that is two months behind on rent that needs taken out. You know what to do.

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Chaos Cherub @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 13h

Somewhere in the United States someone who invested their life savings into an inflatable frog costume business to the dismay of everyone that knew them is having the best week of their life and handing I Told You Sos to those who doubted them.

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 9h

i like that these protests very clearly demonstrate that the administration is universally reviled and basically has zero popular support despite them saying they have a majority for their batshit policies

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Matt Gorecki @goreckis.co · 2d

The biggest lie the wealthy convinced the world of is that having more money means they must be more intelligent.

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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 11h

I feel like I'm having to supervise an intern whenever I summon Copilot for my Requisite Corporate LLM Interaction Time™️

sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 12h

I regret to inform everyone that the WASPs are at it again

(and I say this as perhaps the least touchy-feely child of the Mediterranean ever)

Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · Jul 25

There is a very weird controversy going on where people are claiming that Pedro Pascal is creepy because he happens to touch his costar Vanessa Kirby regularly on tour (clearly with her consent and reciprocation) and a lot of folks clearly just don't have enough physical contact in their lives.

sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 12h

I'm sorry but:
1. One of the coolest parts of Legends: Arceus was playing in a past setting that included both the ancestors of characters we met in Gen 4 and also references to the real-life historical period, and therefore,
2. Legends: Z-A should have been about the French Revolution for kids.

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 1d

Used to be when the kid who peaked in high school needed work, they got a job as a car salesman in their hometown, now they’re given cabinet positions

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Angela St. Lawrence @literatrix-angela.bsky.social · 1d

Without diversity there would not have been evolution.

Without evolution we wouldn’t have even reached tadpole status.

Diversity is the very essence of how we become, how we progress, how we excel.

Diversity sustains life.

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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 1d

I never had a Genesis as a kid, but I've always thought this was so technically interesting

sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 1d

it's my love language

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 2d

dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated

Top US Army general says he’s using ChatGPT to help make key command decisions

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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 1d

I am visiting family and my husband just texted me a picture of a random PowerMac in our kitchen that was not there when I left

sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 1d

oh that works too!

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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 1d

If nothing else I find it obscene to turn governmental agencies that are meant to function as institutions in service of the entire American political community into overtly partisan propaganda mouthpieces.

It’s just such a visceral degeneration of civic life it drives me insane.

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