@robertswartz.bsky.social
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Born in the Mon Valley. Studied architecture, still love it. Work in advertising, live in Brooklyn. Pragmatic Progressive who knows we'll get there someday. Moonlight as servant to Gracie the cat.
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Top story when you go to The Guardian this AM. Which it is not when you go to the Washington Post or the NY Times. Apt language here, whereas WaPo describes the day as an airing of grievances as though we are a bunch of whining George Costanzas, not a vast public fearful of losing everything.
Millions across all 50 US states march in No Kings protests against Trump
Crowds of Americans, many in costumes, aligned behind message that US is sliding into authoritarianism
www.theguardian.com
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The huge No Kings protests, an estimated 7 million people addressing America's worst crisis since the Civil War, get a tiny headline on the New York Times homepage, with no photo.
Why does NYT think change happens only when politicians hold news conferences and not when everyday people take action?
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If you still have a Cooling or Games account there or whatever, you’re funding this.
This is quite a hed/subhed.
1) Start with Vance. Use strong action verb. Accept the autocratic premise that the “Marines’ Might” are Vance’s to flex.
2) Mention the protest second and absurdly describe them as in the thousands
3) Treat Trump’s strong man use of the military as a partisan scuffle.
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Motion to replace the saying “jumped the shark” in the American lexicon with “flew the poop airplane.”
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America-hating Antifa showing up for a *second* time today.
Sharing this 102 year old WW2 Vet who is fighting fascism a second time.
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There’s nothing more American than saying, NO KINGS‼️

REPUBLICANS ABOUT JANUARY 6: “A gathering of tourists.”

REPUBLICANS ABOUT THE NO KINGS PROTEST: “A hate rally.”

They praise the mob and condemn the movement. You see what they’re doing, right?
No, they are not. But it was interesting to see a younger and more diverse group of officers manning the intersections.

And yes they are. These are what violent anarchists look like, Mikey and Karoline.
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I remember when my toddler reached the poopoo/peepee stage of humor. It was a really fun part of being a parent. Notably, we did not give him the nuclear codes.
The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.
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Serious business here
🚨 NEWS: Colombian President Gustavo Petro accuses U.S. government officials of murder and violating Colombia’s sovereignty and says the Trump-ordered strike of a boat in the Caribbean killed a fisherman named Alejandro Carranza.
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Oregon conservatives promoted this event for weeks. They organized a caravan from locations across the state for it. The pictured Christian Nationalist preacher promoted it in his Salem church. According to other news outlets and my own observations, about 50 people showed up. Sad.
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I’m absolutely exhausted in the best possible way. I love us. We did it! #NoKings
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The world joined us and said, “No Kings.”
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“There’s no way I’m bending the only knee I have left for a king here in America.”
Retired Army Sgt. Brian Wofford spoke to me this morning at the Oklahoma City #NoKings protest. Didn’t expect him to be carrying his DD214 so I asked some warmup questions like when he got out and whether his injury was service-related.

He paused while describing the car bomb in Iraq to say this:
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I would just like to point out that fighter jets don't drop bombs so the only reasonable explanation for what we see in that video is explosive diarrhea from too much McDonald's before takeoff.
The best NYC movie ever, with the most NYC line ever:

"Screw the goddam passengers. What do they expect for their 35 cents, to live forever?"
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(shouting to the press secretary) Can you confirm whether the diarrhea was pre-loaded onto the aircraft or was it coming directly from the president's Ass?
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NYT’s “cover content not size” policy is informing its decision to run Santos drama pieces above the protests. hard to believe.
What a disgusting, demented, and deranged POS. Same for anyone who thinks this is good in any way.

It's true, deplorables was too kind a word.

(OTOH, marching down 7th Avenue today was glorious.)
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Pretty good chance we look back on this whole affair and agree “Trump gleefully takes a shit on Americans and their exercise of democracy” is the most succinct description.