Robert Dahlen (A Wiggle Of Slimes out now!)
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Fantasy and steampunk author (new stuff coming soon!), level 3 steampunk, penguin buff. Formerly @/monkeyqueenbks on the Old Place. He/him, cis. Avatar by Starry Nas (@nhmdtv on IG). http://Ko-fi.com/peavley
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Now available: A Wiggle Of Slimes! A new novelette by me, Robert Dahlen! Cozy fantasy with a touch of steampunk and a dollop of humor! Don't miss it! Check the comments for purchase links and more. (And please repost this, if you would. Thanks!)
An ad showing the cover of the ebook novelette A Wiggle Of Slimes, along with this text:

What you’ll find in A Wiggle Of Slimes:

Slimes!
Loutish twins!
An overbearing elf!
More slimes!
An overexcited pixie!
A hungry snegel!
Even more slimes!
Rich people getting their comeuppance!
A gnome airship captain with an attitude problem!
Did we mention the slimes?

Available now at fine ebook sellers everywhere!

Get ready to wiggle!
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My fellow Democrats, he sucks.
CA governor Gavin Newsom vetoed both of the major AI bills on his desk that Silicon Valley meaningfully opposed—one making it illegal for bosses to use AI to fire workers with no oversight, one requiring chatbot sellers to ensure their products do not harm children before marketing to them.
Silicon Valley's capture of our political institutions is all but complete
The tech lobby kills off two key California AI bills, and why it matters. Plus: How Sam Altman played Hollywood with Sora 2, organized mass social media deletions, and more.
www.bloodinthemachine.com
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#Booksky Looking for spicy, sapphic reads? Check out our Emily L. Byrne titles! Award winning author with lots of acclaim for her smoking hot prose - www.smashwords.com/books/view/8...
Medusa's Touch
Betrayal, desire and danger: how did a simple side job go so wrong?
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Comics is Hard.

Support the publishers you love, gang. Buy their books, support their crowdfunds, and boost their promo. The margins are razor thin.
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Paypal is now playing harder ball on artists, going after anyone even mentioning commissions.

Artists, send invoices. That way, no one has to say what the money is for on Paypal's paper trail.

Customers, SAY NOTHING about commissions. Just say "thanks" on donos.

Everyone: INCREASE THE CALLS.
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INKTOBER 2025 - CHIBI MTG COMMANDERS
Day 16 - Alela, Cunning Conqueror
#inktober #inktober25 #mtg #magicthegathering #art
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Anyway, if you like reading One Of THESE™️ you should pick up my comic, it’s about taking care of your mental health and helping ghosts move on to the afterlife 👻 👻

Read here 👉 theghostkeeper.carrd.co
The ghostkeeper a graphic novel by johanna taylor
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Late Night Study 🦇🔮 #illustration
Three girls gather around in the center of the painting as the witch (middle) casts a magical spell in Scarlett’s room (vampire.) The character to her right is Frankenstein’s daughter. The character sitting by the window is a vampire. We see books, pages, drinks, spread across the floor.
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This month's wallpaper is available in computer and phone.
skin-horse.com/extras/
Kids dressed for Halloween as Godzilla and the scientist who studies Godzilla.
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Zorya Sisters are done! Here is the first color version. I wanted to focus on playing with the Primary colors
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Book pals, help out a bookseller in need. My friend Colleen has been in painful chemo and the cancer has recently spread. Cancer (and capitalism) have taken her job as Books Inc ended her remote marketing job when BN took over. Please boost and/or donate if you can. www.gofundme.com/f/colleen-ca...
Donate to Colleen Cadiz’s Cancer Journey, organized by Melody Ross
This Go Fund Me has been created for the Cadiz Family, whose wife, Colleen, has been battl… Melody Ross needs your support for Colleen Cadiz’s Cancer Journey
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One of the weird side effects of having a LOT of different ideas you've worked on over time is that even when you put an idea to bed, to work on something else, that old idea has a way of occasionally making a LOT of noise in the back of your brain. And sometimes, right in the front.
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#Booksky We generally don’t plug our books on Amazon but the last two months of book sales have not been great anywhere so needs must. There’s a A+ page up for the Astreiant Series now! Dig into some great gay fantastical mysteries for October! www.amazon.com/Astreiant-6-...
Astreiant
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while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not ‘ironic’ nor a ‘get rich quick scheme’ and it is certainly not AI GENERATED. it is a genuine expression of my heart and my beliefs about sexuality and art and love and freedom and curiosity and joy
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AND SO SHOULD *YOU* 🫵
I was just going through a box of my old memorabilia, and I thought I’d share this concert ad from 1984 (just in case you thought my biopic was LYING about Howie Mandel opening for me!)
1984 L.A. newspaper clipping advertising a Weird Al concert at the Starlight Amphitheatre “with very special guest Howie Mandel”
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Always useful to remember we all feel like this sometimes. Self-doubt gets us all. And it’s our cue to take some self-care steps like a meal, hydration, some sleep, a walk outside, favorite activity etc.!
“Maybe you are right,” said Toad. “Maybe Frog does not want to see me. Maybe he does not want me to be his friend anymore.”
Frog sits off on the distance, an island unto himself.

From "Alone"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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| Villain |

To all my fellow people pleasers out there... 😌
#originalart
an illustration of book being pierced through by a sword, from the wound the thorns with red tips are growing, slowly changing into flowers, a red bookmark is there to symbolize blood.

the book reads 'It's alright to say No. You will always be a villain in someone's story...'
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There is not a single reason to outsource your creativity to a computer.

Not one.

To do so removes the very point of being creative in the first place.
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This is what Adélie penguins attempting to nest on ice looks like. They aren’t supposed to do that.
🌎🧪🦑🦉

ACA 2019-006
Aerial photo of Adélie penguins apparently trying to nest on sea ice
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✨ In their Clutches ✨
Here's my illustration for the new project of @novamali.bsky.social currently on KS 🔥
Only 6 days left to order your copy of this rizo zine full of beautiful monsters. Do not miss it !!!
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Hey folks, money is PRETTY TIGHT this month and I'm waiting on a couple comics paychecks that are dragging their feet

Call it a birthday present, if you like, but anything is appreciated

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Buy Zoe Tunnell a Coffee
Become a supporter of Zoe Tunnell today!
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hello these are drawings of martin short as oliver putnam in cowboy boots
purple ink pen drawing of martin short as oliver putnam wearing cowboy boots with turqouise accents he is saying “oh thank god” purple ink pen drawing of martin short as oliver putnam wearing cowboy boots with turqouise accents he is saying “is everything out here demonic?”
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Up on eBay, another one of these with those two doing what they do. Bid like the the wind!
www.ebay.com/itm/25715887...
A color drawing of Milk and Cheese running yelling "We're Milk and Cheese! Two fisted perfection!". A color drawing of Milk and Cheese running yelling "We're Milk and Cheese! Two fisted perfection!". There's a Thank You From the House of Fun card in the picture featuring little cute Milk and Cheese heads. These get sent out with all art and book purchases, while supplies last.