Robert Dahlen (A Wiggle Of Slimes out now!)
@robertdahlen.bsky.social
Fantasy and steampunk author (new stuff coming soon!), level 3 steampunk, penguin buff. Formerly @/monkeyqueenbks on the Old Place. He/him, cis. Avatar by Starry Nas (@nhmdtv on IG). http://Ko-fi.com/peavley
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Now available: A Wiggle Of Slimes! A new novelette by me, Robert Dahlen! Cozy fantasy with a touch of steampunk and a dollop of humor! Don't miss it! Check the comments for purchase links and more. (And please repost this, if you would. Thanks!)
qtp with a GIF to advertise your Bluesky account.
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
qtp with a GIF to advertise your Bluesky account.
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All the Mandela-effect talk about Berenstain/Berenstein has nothing on this: Rankin/Bass’s Rudolph has tons of wildly different edits that almost no one discusses. When this gets colored for the book, I’m totally making my sweater blue... then switching it to green mid-way. IYKYK. 😉
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
All the Mandela-effect talk about Berenstain/Berenstein has nothing on this: Rankin/Bass’s Rudolph has tons of wildly different edits that almost no one discusses. When this gets colored for the book, I’m totally making my sweater blue... then switching it to green mid-way. IYKYK. 😉
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this is another reason not to donate, The Salvation Army is taking advantage of people who desperately need help and support on both sides of the bell
Please know that in some places, bell ringers or store workers are adults in the Sal Army Adult Rehab, which makes them work in the store(“work therapy assignment” complete bullshit). They are paid $5 USD a day. During the holidays they can be “promoted” to bellringer.
tinyurl.com/Salvation-Ar...
tinyurl.com/Salvation-Ar...
"Work Therapy"—How the Salvation Army's Chain of Rehabs Exploits Unpaid Labor
| Prison Legal News
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December 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
this is another reason not to donate, The Salvation Army is taking advantage of people who desperately need help and support on both sides of the bell
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Sketch comm for Reykreyth
Sketch comm for Reykreyth
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Sketch comm for Reykreyth
Sketch comm for Reykreyth
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Bank or Stank 56 is up! Going to experiment with a more relaxing format of Bank or Stank soon to see what people like better <3
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December 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Bank or Stank 56 is up! Going to experiment with a more relaxing format of Bank or Stank soon to see what people like better <3
youtube.com/shorts/1D8lq...
youtube.com/shorts/1D8lq...
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A friend has a surgery coming up and I’d really like to make double batches of some things I’m making so I can pack some up for her, $90 gets me enough groceries so I can do that if anyone is willing to help.
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holidays are coming up, grocery budget is going to be smaller and Still waiting for stable housing, just interesting times, if you would like to help me getting through them: cash.app/$grrlintersect
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www.paypal.me/dgrrl39
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holidays are coming up, grocery budget is going to be smaller and Still waiting for stable housing, just interesting times, if you would like to help me getting through them: cash.app/$grrlintersect
venmo.com/u/grrlinters...
www.paypal.me/dgrrl39
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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December 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
A friend has a surgery coming up and I’d really like to make double batches of some things I’m making so I can pack some up for her, $90 gets me enough groceries so I can do that if anyone is willing to help.
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Still fundraising! Hoping to get to 100% in the next 3 weeks' time.
And thank you again to everyone who has helped out so far! It really does mean a lot, especially considering how rough it is out there for everyone these days
And thank you again to everyone who has helped out so far! It really does mean a lot, especially considering how rough it is out there for everyone these days
December 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Still fundraising! Hoping to get to 100% in the next 3 weeks' time.
And thank you again to everyone who has helped out so far! It really does mean a lot, especially considering how rough it is out there for everyone these days
And thank you again to everyone who has helped out so far! It really does mean a lot, especially considering how rough it is out there for everyone these days
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okay, you guys did GREAT with this last time when it was a grandma in upstate NY. a friend referred a Catholic mom to me in Crystal Lake, IL who has a trans kiddo and gave me her blessing to consult the Bluesky brain trust. they're looking for trans-affirming therapists, family support groups, etc
December 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
okay, you guys did GREAT with this last time when it was a grandma in upstate NY. a friend referred a Catholic mom to me in Crystal Lake, IL who has a trans kiddo and gave me her blessing to consult the Bluesky brain trust. they're looking for trans-affirming therapists, family support groups, etc
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Hades has a fundraiser for ongoing medical expenses, and it’s needed more than ever (horrible health issues, multiple ER visits, and doctors being of no help). I know things are strained right now for everyone, but please help a little if you can: gofund.me/fd98db56e
December 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Hades has a fundraiser for ongoing medical expenses, and it’s needed more than ever (horrible health issues, multiple ER visits, and doctors being of no help). I know things are strained right now for everyone, but please help a little if you can: gofund.me/fd98db56e
It was a year ago today that this first wiggled out into the world. If you haven't had the slime, er, time to read this it's a good day to get your ebook copy! I was very happy with how it turned out and I hope you'll enjoy it!
Now available: A Wiggle Of Slimes! A new novelette by me, Robert Dahlen! Cozy fantasy with a touch of steampunk and a dollop of humor! Don't miss it! Check the comments for purchase links and more. (And please repost this, if you would. Thanks!)
December 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It was a year ago today that this first wiggled out into the world. If you haven't had the slime, er, time to read this it's a good day to get your ebook copy! I was very happy with how it turned out and I hope you'll enjoy it!
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Tonight's spammer trying to extract money from me for "marketing services" calls themselves "Janet Storypitch," and, as the kids said in 2016, I can't even with this right now
December 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Tonight's spammer trying to extract money from me for "marketing services" calls themselves "Janet Storypitch," and, as the kids said in 2016, I can't even with this right now
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🚨urgent call for mutual aid!🚨
A close friend’s coworker (a Senegalese immigrant) was detained by ICE and they’ve quietly moved him from Washington to Texas, so we need an immigration lawyer in Texas to help release him before it’s too late!
GFM for lawyer fees:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-serig...
A close friend’s coworker (a Senegalese immigrant) was detained by ICE and they’ve quietly moved him from Washington to Texas, so we need an immigration lawyer in Texas to help release him before it’s too late!
GFM for lawyer fees:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-serig...
Donate to Help Serigne’s Urgent Asylum Case, organized by Johanna Bandler
A young Senegalese friend, Serigne Mbaye, was detained by ICE in Washington State on… Johanna Bandler needs your support for Help Serigne’s Urgent Asylum Case
www.gofundme.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
🚨urgent call for mutual aid!🚨
A close friend’s coworker (a Senegalese immigrant) was detained by ICE and they’ve quietly moved him from Washington to Texas, so we need an immigration lawyer in Texas to help release him before it’s too late!
GFM for lawyer fees:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-serig...
A close friend’s coworker (a Senegalese immigrant) was detained by ICE and they’ve quietly moved him from Washington to Texas, so we need an immigration lawyer in Texas to help release him before it’s too late!
GFM for lawyer fees:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-serig...
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𝗛𝗲𝘆!
Side Quested is up and Leo is just a cinamon roll, y'all. ❤️
🔗 tapas.io/episode/3742...
🔷 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿?
🔹 Start here: tapas.io/series/SideQuested
🔹 Or here: sidequested.com/page/1/
🔷 𝗘𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀: patreon.com/alepresser
🔹 #webcomics
Side Quested is up and Leo is just a cinamon roll, y'all. ❤️
🔗 tapas.io/episode/3742...
🔷 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿?
🔹 Start here: tapas.io/series/SideQuested
🔹 Or here: sidequested.com/page/1/
🔷 𝗘𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀: patreon.com/alepresser
🔹 #webcomics
Read Side Quested :: Chapter 3: 67 | Tapas Community
Read Side Quested and more premium Comedy Community series now on Tapas!
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December 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
𝗛𝗲𝘆!
Side Quested is up and Leo is just a cinamon roll, y'all. ❤️
🔗 tapas.io/episode/3742...
🔷 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿?
🔹 Start here: tapas.io/series/SideQuested
🔹 Or here: sidequested.com/page/1/
🔷 𝗘𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀: patreon.com/alepresser
🔹 #webcomics
Side Quested is up and Leo is just a cinamon roll, y'all. ❤️
🔗 tapas.io/episode/3742...
🔷 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿?
🔹 Start here: tapas.io/series/SideQuested
🔹 Or here: sidequested.com/page/1/
🔷 𝗘𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀: patreon.com/alepresser
🔹 #webcomics
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It's a Class Action DORK TOWER WEDNESDAY! Settled new strip up now, at the Mothership!
www.dorktower.com/2025/12/10/1...
Repost/Reblog/Repeat, please and thank you!
www.dorktower.com/2025/12/10/1...
Repost/Reblog/Repeat, please and thank you!
December 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It's a Class Action DORK TOWER WEDNESDAY! Settled new strip up now, at the Mothership!
www.dorktower.com/2025/12/10/1...
Repost/Reblog/Repeat, please and thank you!
www.dorktower.com/2025/12/10/1...
Repost/Reblog/Repeat, please and thank you!
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Did this brush pen sketch of Darth Vader after work & thought about how when I'm doodling like this it's usually in a comic book style instead of a cartoony one. I started thinking about why that might be, and my brain started spiraling into existential crisis mode.
'cause that's how I roll. Lol
'cause that's how I roll. Lol
December 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Did this brush pen sketch of Darth Vader after work & thought about how when I'm doodling like this it's usually in a comic book style instead of a cartoony one. I started thinking about why that might be, and my brain started spiraling into existential crisis mode.
'cause that's how I roll. Lol
'cause that's how I roll. Lol
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Professor Vess and Ajani investigate the first-years’ disappearance. Hopefully they move fast, as Shadowmoor descends quickly on the unsuspecting students. #MTGLorwyn
mtg.social/LorwynStory3
mtg.social/LorwynStory3
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Professor Vess and Ajani investigate the first-years’ disappearance. Hopefully they move fast, as Shadowmoor descends quickly on the unsuspecting students. #MTGLorwyn
mtg.social/LorwynStory3
mtg.social/LorwynStory3
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WINTERSTAR (2025)
Acrylic - 12 ½” x 16”
As the long night of solstice draws near, Winter calls on the wonder of starlight and frost to illuminate a path to the new year. 1/3
www.michaelwhelan.com/galleries/wi...
Acrylic - 12 ½” x 16”
As the long night of solstice draws near, Winter calls on the wonder of starlight and frost to illuminate a path to the new year. 1/3
www.michaelwhelan.com/galleries/wi...
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
WINTERSTAR (2025)
Acrylic - 12 ½” x 16”
As the long night of solstice draws near, Winter calls on the wonder of starlight and frost to illuminate a path to the new year. 1/3
www.michaelwhelan.com/galleries/wi...
Acrylic - 12 ½” x 16”
As the long night of solstice draws near, Winter calls on the wonder of starlight and frost to illuminate a path to the new year. 1/3
www.michaelwhelan.com/galleries/wi...
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Our holiday order deadline is TOMORROW but you can win a free copy of @maryjopehl.bsky.social's Dumb, Dumb, Dumb: My Mother's Books Reviews courtesy of @maddiniknits.bsky.social just by "liking" this post and commenting below!
We'll choose and announce a winner here on Bluesky tomorrow. Good luck!
We'll choose and announce a winner here on Bluesky tomorrow. Good luck!
December 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Our holiday order deadline is TOMORROW but you can win a free copy of @maryjopehl.bsky.social's Dumb, Dumb, Dumb: My Mother's Books Reviews courtesy of @maddiniknits.bsky.social just by "liking" this post and commenting below!
We'll choose and announce a winner here on Bluesky tomorrow. Good luck!
We'll choose and announce a winner here on Bluesky tomorrow. Good luck!
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What I want for Christmas is for you to fill out the public comment form before December 21st lol
December 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
What I want for Christmas is for you to fill out the public comment form before December 21st lol
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Welp, we only have three people entered so far, so your odds of winning are pretty good right now 😅
A generous fan has donated TWO Prosper with Dragons co-op card game decks, so let's do a ✨GIVEAWAY!✨
How to participate:
-Like this post
-Comment "dragons"
Please repost to spread the word! 🙏
2 winners randomly chosen 12/12/25!
(US only, 18+)
More info: www.kickstarter.com/projects/115...
How to participate:
-Like this post
-Comment "dragons"
Please repost to spread the word! 🙏
2 winners randomly chosen 12/12/25!
(US only, 18+)
More info: www.kickstarter.com/projects/115...
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Welp, we only have three people entered so far, so your odds of winning are pretty good right now 😅
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A brief return of the Murderbot Humble Bundle! The charity is still World Central Kitchen.
Unlock and upgrade in the Return to Metroidvania rebundle, read up on exciting Sci-Fi with Matha Wells’ Murderbot & more, and add character to your game environments with the Best of Synty 4 Game Dev Assets rebundles! https://bit.ly/4oxXmjd
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
A brief return of the Murderbot Humble Bundle! The charity is still World Central Kitchen.
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We just released an update to The Dumb Clubhouse, featuring an all-new theater designed by @carmenart.bsky.social! Now you can watch our ad-free 24/7 stream whenever you'd like in our fancy new Dumb Social Club!
The Dumb Clubhouse is FREE for your first 30 days.
The Dumb Clubhouse is FREE for your first 30 days.
December 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
We just released an update to The Dumb Clubhouse, featuring an all-new theater designed by @carmenart.bsky.social! Now you can watch our ad-free 24/7 stream whenever you'd like in our fancy new Dumb Social Club!
The Dumb Clubhouse is FREE for your first 30 days.
The Dumb Clubhouse is FREE for your first 30 days.
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more frog, again. seasonal frog
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
more frog, again. seasonal frog
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Things That I Don't Usually Draw day 10.... things that are awkwardly personal and not really funny?
December 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Things That I Don't Usually Draw day 10.... things that are awkwardly personal and not really funny?