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Random Mummy

@randommuser.bsky.social

1.1K followers 810 following 5K posts

I’m a pacifistic murderbot. Also antifascist.

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · Jul 10

*taps mike*

I’d like to take a moment to thank all my non-bot followers. There may be dozens of you.

Bleep bloop blop to the bots.

But seriously, I love you guys, you’re great.

Don’t hesitate to let me know if you have any questions. I’ll probably never answer them, but don’t hesitate.

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 3m

Gen X even

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 5m

Wait, I thought it was 20 billion what the hell?

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 5m

Oh shit, this might be my house

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 7m

Ok go! I’m looking in your box

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 3h

what WAS with those homies dissing his girl? did he ever find out why they had to front

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 2d

i’m thinking about not thinking about it

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 14m

Sadly, I don’t actually have a dishwasher to load inefficiently (but historically when I’ve had one I did so)

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 16m

Looks like an excellent night 🍸🥙🎸🤘🖤

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 18m

Mastodon maybe?

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 19m

Bit too much drama lately but I guess at least that should mean we’re not bots 🤷🏼‍♀️

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 24m

I wish David Gilmour and Roger Waters would kiss and make up

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 33m

As a former Floridian, it’s really horrible what’s happened to the state politics. Very sad. I would prefer to never go back, but I do have some family there I’d like to visit.