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Patrick Monahan

@pattymo.com

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cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social whatatimepod.com

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · Apr 30

are snails bugs

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 1h

As anyone who's been to a haunted house with me can attest, my strategy in a haunting would unfortunately be to call all the ghosts "a-holes" and tell them to "f off" twitch.tv/pig_dog

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 1h

Man this is one of the best ones in a long while

The Onion @theonion.com · 2h

Parrot Lying

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2h

Parrot Lying

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 2h

Still need my automated rare bird alert accounts to migrate over here!!!!

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 18h

Can AI make me forget how to read

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 18h

Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...

Have I Got Nuzzi For You

Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.

www.status.news

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · Oct 2

App redownloaded

The Bugs Bunny “LORD FORGIVE ME BUT ITS TIME TO GO BACK TO THE OLD ME” meme but his gun has a Domino’s app icon on it

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23h

And it’s all happening on “X” !

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 1d

uh oh, group chats leaked, statement forthcoming

from the I Think You Should Leave sketch where a long-haired guy gets stuck under a car. the screenshot is a screenshot of cigars, and the caption reads "It's all screenshots of cigars"

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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 1d

"if you give us a photo of your driver's license, you can jerk off to our LLM" is somehow their best idea so far on how to monetize

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 1d

Bro got a idea

Top 3 comments on an instagram video of a gentleman with a large forehead trying some food:

“Bro remembers what happened tomorrow”
“A sniper’s dream…..”
“Bro got a idea”

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 1d

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FREE Patreon Bonus Ep #99: Cookout In Progress (w/ Tom Scharpling)

Podcast Episode · What A Time To Be Alive · 12/25/2020 · 1h 10m

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 3d

illegaldrugmarketplace.com

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · Aug 1

“Elsbeth”, a total warm bath for the brain… and there are like 400 episodes a season… truly ideal

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Hourly Videogame Box Art @vgboxart.bsky.social · 2d

METAL GEAR

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 2d

Khia you are on notice

Dr. Themistocles Protopsaltis (incredibly, this name is not the focus of the joke in this post) article with headline “I’m a spine surgeon - this is absolutely the worst thing you can do for your neck and back"

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ceej @ceej.online · 2d

caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline

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Brian Stack @brianstack153.bsky.social · 4d

My neighbor Judy hits it out of the park again with her Halloween yard skeletons, this year the busted “Coldplay Couple”.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 2d

Now more than ever it is important to find community.

A sign hanging in S&P Lunch reading "a proud member of the consolidated sandwich group."

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 2d

Nobody wants to work anymore

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Amy Coney Barrett defends heavy use of the shadow docket: "If we wrote a long opinion, it might give the impression that we have finally resolved the issue, and in none of these cases have we finally resolved the issue."