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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃

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#1 world champion goblin expert rhode island's #1 son he/him hobbyist science-fantasy novelist college student/attempted English major thunder thigh enthusiast pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social drawing that looks cool

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · Sep 28

my celebrity endorsement is for anarchy and fat bitches

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Sage Divinorum 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · May 19

"procedurally incorrect" is a strange way to describe a nazi paramilitary death squad, but i guess it's in character when you don’t “give a shit” about the victims they "liquidated".

an image of the nazi freikorps with a skeet by rev howard arson saying “rev. howard arson_@theophite.bsky.s

after attempting to overthrow the government, the leadership of the KPD should have been liquidated. it is procedurally incorrect that the freikorps did it but i could not give a shit”

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 9h

Daily bunny no.3109's seafaring days are behind him

A bunny, dressed like a sea captain, smokes a pipe as he sits on the roof of his tavern in a town by the sea. The tavern is called "The Birb & Bun", and there are a few seagulls on the roof with him, relaxing. At the entrance to the tavern, younger sailor bunnies are on shore leave.

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 8h

if the pope dunks on you you gotta turn orthodox, if you dunk on the pope you go lutheran

🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 8h

i remember making fun of a racist on reddit and then somebody sent me pictures of dead children in my inbox

Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 21h

I feel like you could only ever be shocked about that republican group chat leak if you were never on the receiving end of their hate. It's only a surprise if you didn't have them up in your replies, telling you the myriad ways they were going to execute you.

You don't get it unless you get it.

🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 8h

wasn't the NXIVM guy a serial cultist or am i mixing him up with a different cult creep

🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 9h

if elf girls ever discover having big asses its gonna cause some problems

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Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 1d

@GrayAthene
darkly funny that the media insists that only democrats have a problem with overly online staffers/ activists while ignoring the fact that ur average young republican is some groyper with a copy of bronze age pervert and porn on their hard drive that'd get you 20 to life

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 9h

the solution to hitler youth is the same as the solution to any other life stage of fascists: artillery

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 9h

we're not fucking thermians!

we know that fiction is WRITTEN

by PEOPLE

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 19h

wonder what this guy would say if he got his puffy mitts on a group chat full of 30 year olds making charlie kirk jokes

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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 17h

It’s almost like GamerGate was openly a push to transform young republicans into the openly hitler loving groypers and Steve Bannon specifically did all that shit to me to make it happen

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 17h

can't wait for the next generation of liberals to start posting "joke if you must, but the young republicans of the neo-20s were nothing like today! no one was racist back when I was a campus republican." what do you think we'll call posts then? twimples? skrats? do you think we'll still have bees?

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 11h

no need to apologize for a correct reflex

🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 11h

i know i'm just goofin' based on the thing that guys who complain about things getting political mean when they say it

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 11h

wait is that why your name is cedar

because of the wood

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 11h

political is when something is sympathetic to or depicts minorities

Yuri Dealer @samuraiflamenco.bsky.social · 17h

people who say something isn't political are so funny as if everything isn't easily traceable to misogyny, racism, ableism, homophobia, or all of the above

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 11h

you're so good at this man

🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 11h

hitler dated a bunch of teenage girls, real weird guy

🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 12h

its one of those things where as a noun its sus, like when somebody says "the blacks"

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 13h

it is genuinely wild that the twilight vampires never ran into or fed off of militia guys

Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 13h

anyway sometimes I get the sensation that the south (+ Appalachia) is the only place where people think Americans can be poor, GENUINELY rural, racist, and attached to the land and its stories and myths and horrors and yet still love it to death in a visceral way and it bothers me haha

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 13h

everybody help Zoe she's really cool

Zoe TunnHELL @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 16h

Hey folks, money is PRETTY TIGHT this month and I'm waiting on a couple comics paychecks that are dragging their feet

Call it a birthday present, if you like, but anything is appreciated

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Buy Zoe Tunnell a Coffee

Become a supporter of Zoe Tunnell today!

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 13h

Hey so my mom went to go take us to the store for very needed things and the fucking battery is dead

We don’t have money for this. I don’t know what to do.

$LaurenMcKenziest 💜 ca,v,pp

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 13h

are you tired of freaks like mitt romney destroying your childhood toy stores? try industrial democracy today

🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 13h

socialism is when the people who do da work get da money instead of jim spamfilter

FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 15h

Socialism is not "when the government does stuff". Socialism is when the working class collectively takes ownership and control over capital by using the democratic socialist state as a vise to slowly liquidate the defeated capitalist class.

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John Jakala @jjakala.bsky.social · 13h

Don't feel embarrassed, it happens to every knight at some point.

Of course, the Black Knight's sword never experiences performance issues because he polishes his blade regularly.

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