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nzjanette.bsky.social
This is different from that though if I'm understanding the article correctly. They asked who people would choose to lead National into the next election. That's a bit more than the preferred PM question they ask every time.
nzjanette.bsky.social
Do pollsters and papers usually intervene quite this overtly?

My impression is that they at least try to maintain the fiction that they're not shaping the story but just reporting on it.

This, however, looks like an open effort to create a ditch Luxon to save the coalition government narrative.
nzjanette.bsky.social
I find this article so strange - it's just blatantly putting an editorial thumb on the scale for Chris Bishop. Why?

And how usual is it for a political poll to include questions about rolling the current PM?

#nzpol
New poll suggests Chris Bishop is PM’s successor-in-waiting
The latest The Post/Freshwater Strategy poll signals a leadership swap could lead to boost, with half of voters wanting Christopher Luxon gone.
www.stuff.co.nz
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tonywelly.bsky.social
The problem with everyone thinking that the housing market is the be all and end all, is that no one can afford to repair and do the minimum to fix their houses
In 10+ years time we see a large number of houses with large mortgage's falling apart because everyone thought housing was the golden egg
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dylanreeve.com
Even saying "two executives" appears to be generous. It's 1.32FTE so it's one executive (King) and a part-timer doing about 1.5 days a week.
watershitdown.bsky.social
This stinks more than a soggy gumboot , King's execs get 527k which is what some other charities run on per year if they haven't been cut altogether by this cretinus gov..

#nzpol
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watershitdown.bsky.social
This stinks more than a soggy gumboot , King's execs get 527k which is what some other charities run on per year if they haven't been cut altogether by this cretinus gov..

#nzpol
nzjanette.bsky.social
They seem to be skipping embattled and going straight to just fire this muppet already.
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krveale.bsky.social
I am thoroughly hoping that the newspapers starting to pick horses in the Luxon Replacement Race kicks off a stampede of people trying to take his chair.

Even better if they start fighting for it while he's 'still alive.' #nzpol
clintfern.bsky.social
Stuff going with Lurch, the Grenon-Joyce Herald going with St John Key's favourite (as long as she ties her hair into a ponytail) Stanford.

Fight fight fight !!!
nzjanette.bsky.social
So impressive. Well done to miss y9!!
nzjanette.bsky.social
Stanford and Penk singing from the same songbook this week. Both directing their comments at the kind of people who say 'in MY day, blah blah blah' and are affronted and appalled when things and people persist in not being like that now.
Paper runs appeal to them and so do school cert exams.
#nzpol
serenity22.bsky.social
More misleading BS from min of Ed, Stanford. #nzpol
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scattercushion.bsky.social
🧪Did I really have time for this story? No, I did not, for reasons I'll be sharing soon. Did I absolutely feel compelled to write it anyways? You know I did! A viral mystery solved by science. Read on @sciencenews.bsky.social

Also, I have a new to-do for my trip to Chicago for #SciWri25 next month!
The viral Chicago ‘Rat Hole’ almost certainly wasn't made by a rat
Researchers used methods from paleontology to analyze the quirky local landmark, created when a rodent of a certain size fell into wet concrete.
www.sciencenews.org
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unraveledpress.com
Thinking about how much of their violence has been normalized already, how scenes that caused shockwaves 6 weeks ago are now part of the rhythm of daily life. Watched a TikTok from a daughter who has to do her parents' laundry & get their groceries because they're in hiding. This is just it now
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mountaintui.bsky.social
Crime is soaring under the National Party. Thousands of retail crimes are ignored, sexual assault is up, violent crime is up, homicide is up, gangs are up.
But fortunately landlords are back on the menu- Luxon & Carl Bates still profiting bigly #nzpol

PS Look at that body language
Crime Soaring, National Party Dropping
Plus: Jacinda Ardern remains NZ's most popular politician
mountaintui.substack.com
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bewarethefish.bsky.social
Now that she's been made aware of the issues Keira Knightly will be respecting trans people by pulling out of this JK Rowling venture right? Naaah she just expects people should respect her decision to sign up for this transphobic shit show and not criticise her.

Get in the fucking bin lady.
Knightley said: “I was not aware of that, no. I’m very sorry. You know, I think we’re all living in a period of time right now where we’re all going to have to figure out how to live together, aren’t we? And we’ve all got very different opinions.”

She added: “I hope that we can all find respect.
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jdeheij.bsky.social
Wayne Brown calling ACT Te Pāti Pākehā on Ryan Bridge’s show, is a scene to behold. 😂
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hungrymama.bsky.social
Getting rid of Art History is just another part of this government’s war on critical thinking. Art History asks students to view things in their wider cultural/social/political context. It teaches vital skills that translate across so many areas. Also, it’s really fun. Please sign the petition.
paullecomtephoto.nz
Could you pls do an old ex-Art History teacher a solid, sign this petition to save the subject in our schools, and pass it on.

These philistines need to hear from you all.

Thank you

petitions.parliament.nz/a1acf19a-72f...
Edvard Munch's 'Scream' but with the text 'I can't believe they're cancelling Art History' in a speech bubble
nzjanette.bsky.social
Chris Bishop! 🫣
He’s so unlikeable.
But clearly much more competent than Luxon.
For our purposes it’s better if they keep Luxon I think.
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bernardchickey.bsky.social
Worst in 11 years.
musicalchairs.bsky.social
Same data but just for September months. Completely unnecessary self flagellation. It's like all the lessons learned on the need for fiscal kick-starts are being roundly ignored. Small island, housing ponzi, rogergnomics, 8-wire, whip the poor exceptionalism. (2/2)
nzjanette.bsky.social
Yeah, we don't hear about the fact that the govt had to bail them out just after he left.
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finger-post.blog
My favourite Jilly Cooper story is recounted in Graham Hoyland's 2013 book Last Hours on Everest. What a trooper.
"We lay in a tent for three days in a blizzard. After the first morning we had each told our life stories, and we lay there gazing at the roof of the tent, wondering what to do next.

Luckily Mark had brought a copy of Jilly Cooper's Rivals, a breathily written romance, and Brice had a penknife. We carefully cut it up into three parts. Mark, as owner, was allowed to read it in sequence: A, B, then C. Brice got B, C, then A, but I - as the youngest - was lumbered with C, A, then B, and struggled to comprehend both the plot and the characters. 

On our return Mark contacted Jilly Cooper and told her the story. She was delighted to have been able to satisfy three large men at once with only one book."
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violetblue.bsky.social
Everyone thought I was a Fish-bender while I ran around as a Beef twister, missing my old life as a Sampler of drugs and aspired to be an Examiner of underclothing, but the truth is that I spent Fifty-two years as an imbecile (classically trained as an Emasculator). Ah, the dreams of a Cow-banger...
waltydunlop.bsky.social
Job occupations, from an 1881 census. Every one of these sounds like something a sorely provoked Captain Haddock would should at someone in times of heavy stress.
nzjanette.bsky.social
Oh, this is so tough.
I'm glad hospice is able to help you.
nzjanette.bsky.social
Less than I thought.

I've obviously been saying lots of variations of bloody hell that's some bullshit. 😊

I'd have thought there'd be a few more fucks and fuckings in there though.