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Noa253 @noa253.bsky.social · 1d

Jafar and Iago have just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.

Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.

At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25

Then beneath it

TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

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andy vs @im-all-id.me · 4d

"if you switch to iphone you'll have facetime" sounds like a threat to me

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Noa253 @noa253.bsky.social · 2d

LOL I tried. Enjoy your festivities 🎄🎁

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 2d

Hahaha that's cute. Now try convincing your dog you get an extra hour of sleep

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Noa253 @noa253.bsky.social · 2d

How about no public playing "All I Want For Christmas" until November 27??? 🤝

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Noa253 @noa253.bsky.social · 2d

Black Phone 2 review...

Freddy Krueger points at the Grabber from Black Phone 2 saying "Attention Pickpocket"

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Paul Nadeau @pauljnadeau.bsky.social · 2d

a man is singing into a microphone in front of a crowd with the time of 11:51 in the background

Alt: a man is singing into a microphone in front of a crowd with the time of 11:51 in the background

media.tenor.com

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Joanna🍁 @rainbowofcrazy.bsky.social · Nov 1

Eheheheehehee 📺

Bob's burgers screenshot with the family at home. The walls are covered with Halloween decorations. Linda stands proudly next to a Christmas tree. Bob: *it's the day after Halloween, Lin"

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Noa253 @noa253.bsky.social · 3d

Lets go Toronto ⚾! I forgive you for today only 🔱 #MLB #WorldSeries game 7

Noa253 @noa253.bsky.social · 3d

🎥 Idiocracy (2006)
Part Sci-Fi + Part Comedy + Part Documentary

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Noa253 @noa253.bsky.social · 3d

Spending like 10 minutes on a Kacie redemption game of basketball 🤦🏽‍♂️

a close up of a monster 's face with the words `` my precious ! ''

ALT: a close up of a monster 's face with the words `` my precious ! ''

media.tenor.com

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Noa253 @noa253.bsky.social · 4d

I was wondering WTF is Chris Paul 🏀 there 🤷🏽‍♂️😂 #LoveIsBlind

a basketball player for the rockets is smiling

ALT: a basketball player for the rockets is smiling

media.tenor.com

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Noa253 @noa253.bsky.social · 4d

This is better than work.
Along Came a Spiderman

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✨brit✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 7d

we’re frugal-maxing, ration-pilled, rawdogging our basic needs, economically getting our cheeks clapped

weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 7d

People aren't struggling, they are experimenting with frugality! 🧑‍🔬🔬🧪

WSJ standfirst reads "From buying half a cow to watering down soap, people are experimenting with frugality-and it is affecting sales at consumer companies"

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · Sep 23

NEPHEW: Does life get easier when you're older?

ME: [eating "ranch blasted" taco shells directly from the box because they are basically giant corn chips] Life doesn't get easier but you learn to adapt

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Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 8d

@sanke888.bsky.social is this the correct translation? 😂😂😂

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Noa253 @noa253.bsky.social · 10d

💯 Don't make us 🩴

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 11d

Everybody remember, never feel bad about castigating others for using AI or consuming AI generated media.

You can never be mean enough, this shit is apocalyptic in it's potential to erode the ability to think.

I mean it, hit em with a sandal if you gotta.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 14d

The upside to everything being terrible is that my socks are lasting a lot longer since I quit sliding around on the wood floor with joy.

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Cold November Mar @histoftech.bsky.social · 13d

This person is one hundred percent correct and it’s scary af. We will never “media literacy” our way out of this as a society. We are about to reap the whirlwind when it comes to misinformation, disinformation, and informational warfare.