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New York Shitty
@newyorkshitty.bsky.social
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"The Internet is not a good place for her" --- dude whose dick falls off because I write words on the Internet
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New York Shitty @newyorkshitty.bsky.social · 1h
Croutons really are the shit, NGL.
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 1h
Screw them. We got sunny skies. Let them hang in the shitty stinky toxic sludge of their own mud pit.
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New York Shitty @newyorkshitty.bsky.social · 4h
NP. Somethin' is def up tho.
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The Infinitely Prolonged @wowbaggert.bsky.social · 7h
this is the nano-tech I am here for
funkelly.bsky.social Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 7h
sucking up dust in one of end, poopin out tamales on the other
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New York Shitty @newyorkshitty.bsky.social · 5h
Guiffre's book drops in three days.
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W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell.bsky.social · 7h
“Why should I go to a No Kings protest?”
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 10h
oh man they did it for real
TMW panel with ICE officers arresting statue of liberty
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The Conversation U.S. @us.theconversation.com · 7h
Measuring antioxidant levels can be tricky, but one study analyzed and quantified them in more than 3,100 foods.

Blueberries, pomegranates, and blackberries top the list for fruits. Cooked artichoke leads vegetables, followed by red kale and red cabbage.
Antioxidants help stave off a host of health problems – but figuring out how much you’re getting can be tricky
Blueberries, walnuts and dark green leafy vegetables head the list, but diversity is the key to getting more antioxidants in your diet.
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New York Shitty @newyorkshitty.bsky.social · 5h
Cuomo will do exactly the same thing or worse if elected. For the love of god do not vote for Cuomo.
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THE CITY @thecity.nyc · 7h
It’s the first known case of a federal raid near a migrant shelter since Trump took office.
thecity.nyc THE CITY @thecity.nyc · 8h
NEW: A dozen federal agents in tactical gear arrested several people outside the Row Hotel, a shelter for migrant families, in Midtown Thursday afternoon, sending shockwaves among residents living above.

www.thecity.nyc/2025/10/17/r...
Federal Raid Outside Row Hotel Migrant Shelter Rattles Residents
In what appears to be a first under the current Trump administration, federal agents targeted migrants just outside a shelter.
www.thecity.nyc
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 7h
Imagine being the second choice for a shakedown
cantb.bsky.social Brendan Cantwell @cantb.bsky.social · 8h
“White House officials have invited Washington University in St. Louis, the University of Kansas and Arizona State University to a Friday meeting” along with the University of Arizona, University of Texas, Dartmouth, and Vanderbilt!
wsj.com The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 8h
Exclusive: The Trump administration is reaching out to more universities about its funding-advantage proposal after several early invitees rejected it.
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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 1d
"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
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New York Shitty @newyorkshitty.bsky.social · 5h
THESE GUYS

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Teens use boat to allegedly raid, vandalize amusement park and steal 200 stuffed animals
Surveillance footage captured the vandals attempting to throw a photo booth off the boardwalk, though they were unsuccessful.
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New York Shitty @newyorkshitty.bsky.social · 5h
It keeps getting better.

www.thecity.nyc/2025/10/16/s...
Secret Recordings Indicate Adams Aides Tried to Get Alleged Mob Tow Trucks Back on the Road
Frank Carone and Ingrid Lewis-Martin were allegedly involved in efforts to restore an indicted firm’s ability to do business on city highways, according to transcripts in a bribery case against a form...
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Poppy Jones @fightingmadpoppy.bsky.social · 7h
We have the worst of middle school in the WH! America is a laughing stock.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 19h
Let's call a spade a spade: Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass's office is using taxpayers' money to ask for a judge's permission to suspend the law, unleash her police on members of the press, and commit human rights violations during a peaceful protest
adamrose.bsky.social Adam Rose @adamrose.bsky.social · 1d
LAPD is crying about an "emergency" of their own making.

And wasting a LOT of taxpayer dollars on outside lawyers for these bush league tactics.

No, LAPD. You can't assault press. It's the law.

I'm quoted here putting this on Mayor Karen Bass @mayor.lacity.gov. She's been completely absent.
LAPD wants judge to lift an order restricting use of force against the press
The police department filed an emergency order ahead of this Saturday's No Kings protest.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 7h
He’s good at this. Like Newsom level good.
A tweet from Zohran Kwame Mamdani reads: “tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren’t working.” Below it, a retweeted post from Politico says: “Pro-Trump billionaire Bill Ackman gives $1M to anti-Mamdani effort” with a shortened link. The tweet implies Mamdani is responding humorously to the news article about financial opposition to him.
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New York Shitty @newyorkshitty.bsky.social · 7h
Today while watching a guy completely checked out because he was overwhelmed by bread slicer instructions, a line forming behind him, I realized that this is effectively who runs/represents this country. It's not just a lack of tech savvy but near complete disconnect. Helplessness. Scary AF.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 9h
a roomba that makes tamales
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Craig @craiging619.bsky.social · 10h
Never touched a cigarette and never will. But not 100% sure i can say the same for my cat. 😎
Soho The Cat sits in another incredible yoga position, with one of his hind legs diagonally up behind him, and his other three paws out in front on the sofa. He looks really badass.
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New York Shitty @newyorkshitty.bsky.social · 9h
When REDDIT attacks, special Your Mother Was A Hamster And Your Father Reeks Of Elderberries edition:

www.reddit.com/r/Greenpoint...
From the Greenpoint community on Reddit: PSA to parents at PS110
Explore this post and more from the Greenpoint community
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New York Shitty @newyorkshitty.bsky.social · 1d
There we have it, folks.
petersterne.com Peter Sterne @petersterne.com · 1d
“It was a mistake to put so many migrants in New York City.” - Cuomo
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New York Shitty @newyorkshitty.bsky.social · 1d
Two terms as an Assemblyman does constitute experience. Keep scratching these "experience" fixated people and eventually the racism comes out. Never fails.
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Reality Winner @reazlepuff.bsky.social · 1d
Bae it's 2025 you don't need experience
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New York Shitty @newyorkshitty.bsky.social · 1d
The bigger thing IMO is he tried to cover the whole nursing home thing up. Remember that? I do!
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