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Neon Chinchilla

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · Nov 24

If you showed up here from a starter pack my best advice to you is go through my timeline. (I would recommend that for anyone you follow.) You can see if we are going to vibe. If I am interesting/boring/offensive to you.

Welcome to bluesky regardless of whether you choose to stay following or not.

A Punisher skull with pride flag colouring and the text "You are valid and worthy of love. Fuck anyone who says different!"

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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 3h

Bluesky look at this gift I found for you

svart flagg @svartflagg.bsky.social · 4h

Today in Portland, a fed shooting pepper balls from the roof of the ICE facility was so eager to aim for people’s heads, that after shooting one photographer in the head and another in the upper arm, they accidentally shot a DHS agent in the head. This photo shows the moment of impact;

Riot cops standing a street with less-lethal weapons, and one in a gas mask has a cloud of pepper dust around his helmet.

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 3h

Donald- So I just admit that I was wrong and I get to go into heaven?

Jesus- Yes my child. I paid the price for your sins when I died on the cross

Donald- But I have to admit I was wrong?

Jesus- Yes my child.

Donald- I like messiahs who weren't crucified.

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 3h

and they might not be happy with you 😁

Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 3h

You are no Jerry Chen, but you have your moments.

Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 3h

I have horrible taste in movies/tv.

So bad I often check with other people to make sure something is good before I proclaim things to be so in public. I am fine with it. I like what I like.

(Exceptions exist. I knew the Bear was good. I even knew why. Such personal growth for me and my bad taste.)

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 3h

methinks somebody else may want to fuck the drone……..

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 3h

You get the weirdest trolls.

So fucking weird.

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 6h

Paleoart by Andrea and Luciano Corbella of a snowy scene with a maned anteosaurus labeled "12ft Home Depot skeleton" confronting a pristerognathid labeled "my bank account”

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Alex Kain @tdcpresents.bsky.social · 1d

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 6h

Someone at work needs this mug. Good thing it's on sale for $10.
eatf.art/mugs

A ceramic mug featuring an illustration of a bird beside the text "big dumbass energy"

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 5h

They are on team regime.

More like Bootlicker Army.

Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 5h

I am going to have to start tuning out more of the drama here. It makes me cranky post.

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trick van treat @derek.bike · 6h

what’s got 2 thumbs, a belly full of blue jays and is excited for some baseball

Blue Jays are the bird for many this Thanksgiving
By Ritika Dubey • The Canadian Press Posted October 12, 2025 7:01 am EST
3 min read

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 16h

Thank you for pointing out the logical fallacy in my fart joke

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Spooky 𝕋𝕚𝕞 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 1d

During sexy time she asked if I owned any toys. I proudly presented my fully operational, remote-controlled Millennium Falcon.

She left. I had a great night.

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 5h

Want to vent a little bit?

Toss out a subskeet?

Fine. A little as a treat. But do it after a block and then let it go and move on.

Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 6h

"I am mad at what poster X is posting"

So block them.

"No. Posters need to be held to account! Especially those with large accounts."

Pull your head out of your ass. Find some self-discipline, block poster X, stop being a whiny piece of shit, and move on with your life.

Untouchables meme. Sean Connery talking to Kevin Costner with text at the top of the screen that reads "They talk shit on your timeline? You send their ass to the void with a block. *That's* the *BLUESKY* way!"

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 6h

It's definitely still one of my comfort shows. I wish Whedon wasn't a piece of shit.

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 6h

Nostalgia moment for me.

Buffy was the first DVD boxset I ever bought.

😊

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 6h

I am pretty sure the lyrics are metaphor to express distaste for someone more than anything.

They have cred. Fat Mike is in one of their videos. Any band with ties to NOFX is awesome in my books. 😁

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 6h

Thanksgiving dinner was great. Had fun eating with family and teasing the younglings. (in a fun way for everyone involved)

Full of turkey and content.

Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 6h

He seems to be grappling with his own mortality and he's worried and afraid about it.

I love that for him. It's nice that he is on the other end of things now. All the wealth, power, privilege, and scheming in the world can't buy him peace from the thought of death.

😁

The Dollheads - See You In Hell (Official Video)

YouTube video by The Dollheads

www.youtube.com

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 6h

🫂

You have a different set of challenges than I do. Go where you can thrive.

Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 6h

It rolls off the tongue. 😊

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Radical Mainiac @radicalmainiac.bsky.social · 7h

🤭🤣😹
Her fur and skin color on her face makes it look like she's wearing eye liner, every look is multiplied to the point a glance could pierce steel 🤭🤣 💜😺💜

Kitty laying on the bed looking out her window

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