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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 2d
You gotta imagine how weird it felt to drive that backhoe today just looking back at everybody going “you sure about this everybody’s sure about this?”
greene.haus Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 2d
Behold: Republican permitting reform.
The White House photographed from the driveway between it and the Treasury building, with the facade of the East Wing gutted. I don’t think the caretakers of the property pulled all the proper permits before starting work!
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 2d
It’s kind of wild that after seven million people were in the streets protesting, the president posted a hallucinated video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on Americans and then proceeded to start demolishing parts of the White House
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 2d
All non-pre-sliced bread is single serving if you believe hard enough
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Trevor Risk @sunshinesucks.bsky.social · 3d
No Kings includes DraftKings
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mobil1fan.bsky.social @mobil1fan.bsky.social · 3d
...in the stage
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fae⁷ @onthistangent.bsky.social · 3d
I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
exwife-of-frankenstein on tumblr: Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call. #IM GOING INSANE #NOTHING WORKS NOTHING
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mobil1fan.bsky.social @mobil1fan.bsky.social · 4d
Repaint it to the Fitz, problem solved
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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 4d
Grand Old Pussies.
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 4d
The 105 House Republicans who condemned George Santos and voted to expel him from Congress are strangely silent about Trump springing him from prison after a very short stint.

They are all terrified of King Donald.
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 4d
immigrant grocery store owner who voted for Trump to lower grocery prices and then got wrecked by tariffs. mfer you run a business called "Wong Kai Imports" what the hell did you think was gonna happen
scottlincicome.bsky.social Scott Lincicome @scottlincicome.bsky.social · 4d
"A beloved family-run grocery store in Florida may have to close its doors after 43 years because of tariffs." www.dailymail.co.uk/yourmoney/ar...
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 5d
It’s tiresome at this point, but again, their entire pitch is “wouldn’t it be great if there were no such things as talent, craft, and skill,” and what that means is a bland, slop-filled world. www.businessinsider.com/marc-andrees...
Didn't go to film school? Don't worry. Legendary investor and movie buff Marc Andreessen doesn't think that will be an issue for future creatives. During an episode of "Monitoring the Situation," the podcast for the venture capitalist firm that Andreessen cofounded, A16z, he said advancements in AI technology — like OpenAI's Sora 2 — have made it possible for a new type of filmmaker to emerge. "The filmmaker with no visual skill, or access to a set, or to a camera, or to actors, but with an idea," Andreessen said on Friday. "It's going to start with shorts and animated things and so forth, but it's going to work its way up to full movies."
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Stef Schrader @hoonofthe.day · 6d
Goodness gracious, man, I am begging you, find a real therapist to work out your post-divorce feelings. MechaHitler ain't it.

via this wild story: www.wired.com/story/owning...
Quote from Wired: In July, Tesla rolled out a software update to integrate Grok into many of its vehicles. Do you use it? Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist. When I'm driving, I'll ask questions, and it actually gives really good therapy advice.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 8d
He really put a "but I'm different" in his eulogy. What a mind.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8d
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
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mobil1fan.bsky.social @mobil1fan.bsky.social · 9d
Might be too late now, but your local Sheriff department might have a Deer List for the future
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 12d
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
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mobil1fan.bsky.social @mobil1fan.bsky.social · 12d
Waiting for the Turning Pup USA Halftime Show during the Puppy Bowl
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mobil1fan.bsky.social @mobil1fan.bsky.social · 13d
The Swedish version of Hitachi

Now that I think about it, Swedish Hitachi would make a great band name
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Ricekins @ricekins.bsky.social · 14d
Champagne and blue air (wait for manager John Schneider) as the #BlueJays go wild in NYC after taking out the Yankees in 4. Go Jays!
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mobil1fan.bsky.social @mobil1fan.bsky.social · 15d
Whoa
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 15d
Donald Trump has heard the wails and lamentations of all the Rust Belt communities left behind by neoliberalism, and he has a message for them: fuck you and die
emilypont.bsky.social Emily Pontecorvo @emilypont.bsky.social · 15d
Some additional info on the new list of axed DOE projects circulating.
- All 7 H2 Hubs
- All 13 IRA grants to convert at-risk auto plants to EV mfg
- 11 of 15 grants to speed domestic clean energy mfg in former coal communities
- 10 of 38 grants for battery materials
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Trump to Axe All 7 Hydrogen Hubs, Bucking Bipartisan Law
A new list of Department of Energy grants slated for termination will hit clean energy and oil majors alike, including Exxon and Chevron.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15d
U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat Pentagon Claims Little Red Vessel Working With ‘Narco-Terrorists’
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mobil1fan.bsky.social @mobil1fan.bsky.social · 15d
Unless they're C5s, then IIRC that's their last stop before flying to England
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mobil1fan.bsky.social @mobil1fan.bsky.social · 15d
They're just reservists logging hours, id imagine.
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mobil1fan.bsky.social @mobil1fan.bsky.social · 16d
The Steve Irwin of camping
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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 16d
what if I told you that taking accountability for your actions was traditionally considered a load-bearing feature of masculinity?
rollingstone.com Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 16d
“I voted for none of this."

Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.

Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Jen Jennings @jenjennings.bsky.social · 17d
We invented graduated drivers licenses for teens. They worked. But we leave 80-year-olds to “see how it goes.” Every family suffers on their own. But this is a shared social problem, not a personal one. We need conditional licenses for older drivers. Daylight. Local. Annual medical check-ins.
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