Stef Schrader
@hoonofthe.day
She of the Puffalumps. Eater of Nuclear Tacos. Porsche Cayenne and Zündapp Janus stan. Autos reporter for Consumer Reports.
All opinions here are my own, not my employer's.
Parshtreon: puffalump.de
All opinions here are my own, not my employer's.
Parshtreon: puffalump.de
that's talent, bro www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LVP...
beans.mp4
YouTube video by peakwings
www.youtube.com
January 17, 2026 at 3:20 AM
that's talent, bro www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LVP...
gonna get more blocks than a Lego factory (and you should block them, too)
January 16, 2026 at 11:48 PM
gonna get more blocks than a Lego factory (and you should block them, too)
S U R P R I S E
Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy?
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
January 16, 2026 at 10:32 PM
S U R P R I S E
hear me out, new idea:
caffeinated Puffalumps
caffeinated Puffalumps
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
hear me out, new idea:
caffeinated Puffalumps
caffeinated Puffalumps
couldn't happen to a more deserving website
January 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
couldn't happen to a more deserving website
Olive Garden *inspired* so much of that '00s Tuscan Kitchen look, so I feel like it's one of the few places that can still pull it off. Top-tier place to poop when it's not busy: www.instagram.com/reel/DTYM-3v...
Dump Report on Instagram: "OLIVE GARDEN DOOKIEEE #dumpreport #bathroomreview #cometakeashitwithme
#olivegarden #shit"
2,314 likes, 58 comments - dump_report on January 11, 2026: "OLIVE GARDEN DOOKIEEE #dumpreport #bathroomreview #cometakeashitwithme
#olivegarden #shit".
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January 16, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Olive Garden *inspired* so much of that '00s Tuscan Kitchen look, so I feel like it's one of the few places that can still pull it off. Top-tier place to poop when it's not busy: www.instagram.com/reel/DTYM-3v...
highly recommend softness for (checks notes) everything
January 16, 2026 at 10:39 AM
highly recommend softness for (checks notes) everything
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also burning the midnight/early-morning oil with occasional breaks to lay in a pile of 'lump
January 16, 2026 at 10:18 AM
also burning the midnight/early-morning oil with occasional breaks to lay in a pile of 'lump
YES, BACK TO SHINY.
So tired of matte finishes. It's a car. Gimme shiny.
So tired of matte finishes. It's a car. Gimme shiny.
The 2026 Red Bull livery launched tonight in partnership with Ford in Detroit #F1
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 AM
YES, BACK TO SHINY.
So tired of matte finishes. It's a car. Gimme shiny.
So tired of matte finishes. It's a car. Gimme shiny.
Butt sink? Butt sink. (Also, cool house.) www.instagram.com/reel/DTg3naf...
January 16, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Butt sink? Butt sink. (Also, cool house.) www.instagram.com/reel/DTg3naf...
idk, but please scratch that fluffy belly for me
January 16, 2026 at 2:20 AM
idk, but please scratch that fluffy belly for me
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i am shopping for a new cat litter box and i need to share with y'all this lil poopin' cosmonaut preparing to boldly go
January 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
i am shopping for a new cat litter box and i need to share with y'all this lil poopin' cosmonaut preparing to boldly go
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Just donated! If you have some money to spare please consider doing likewise? If not, just spread the word. Thank you!
Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
Support Calvary Food Shelf: Emergency Response Fundraiser on GiveMN
Help us respond to urgent community needs
www.givemn.org
January 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Just donated! If you have some money to spare please consider doing likewise? If not, just spread the word. Thank you!
aaaaaalmost a big enough bottle of Jarritos
@bsquiklehausen.com and I were scheming and I drew up a glass bottle Jarritos soda tank car might look like, complete with bottle cap dome!
January 15, 2026 at 11:10 PM
aaaaaalmost a big enough bottle of Jarritos
this makes two earworms that have dramatically improved my day
the other one was this: www.instagram.com/reel/DPemzbU...
the other one was this: www.instagram.com/reel/DPemzbU...
Doug Rogers on Instagram: "It's poop tank season again!
#funny #comedy #toilet #humor #hilarious #jokes #lol"
73K likes, 502 comments - durty.doug on October 6, 2025: "It's poop tank season again!
#funny #comedy #toilet #humor #hilarious #jokes #lol".
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January 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
this makes two earworms that have dramatically improved my day
the other one was this: www.instagram.com/reel/DPemzbU...
the other one was this: www.instagram.com/reel/DPemzbU...
PINK PUFFALUM—er, PONY CLUB, I'M GONNA KEEP ON GWARING AT THE PINK PONY CLUB youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I?...
GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 10:54 PM
PINK PUFFALUM—er, PONY CLUB, I'M GONNA KEEP ON GWARING AT THE PINK PONY CLUB youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I?...
You'd hope it'd ride like one!
January 15, 2026 at 8:55 PM
You'd hope it'd ride like one!
Aaaaaaaaughh, run awaaaaay! I couldn't tolerate that.
January 15, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Aaaaaaaaughh, run awaaaaay! I couldn't tolerate that.
true: that's better than I've done most of the week
I've mostly sat at home
I've mostly sat at home
January 15, 2026 at 8:52 PM
true: that's better than I've done most of the week
I've mostly sat at home
I've mostly sat at home