Stef Schrader
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Stef Schrader
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She of the Puffalumps. Eater of Nuclear Tacos. Porsche Cayenne and Zündapp Janus stan. Autos reporter for Consumer Reports.

All opinions here are my own, not my employer's.

Parshtreon: puffalump.de
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Central Texas is where I've lived the longest for good reason, and a large part of it is because of the Hill Country's stunning natural beauty and good people. If you can help in any way towards relief efforts, it would mean a ton: www.kut.org/energy-envir...
How to help people affected by Kerrville-area floods
Disaster relief organizations, including the Red Cross and Salvation Army, have deployed to the Texas Hill Country to help those affected.
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SMH. Let kids read, Karens. This is ridiculous.
Long thread alert! The 20 craziest books currently unavailable to students in New Braunfels ISD in Central Texas due to the efforts of Texas book banners.

(Not in order, just going through the list)

1. A Streetcar Named Desire, Tennessee Williams (1947)
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Of course my Puffalump brings the deviled eggs: www.instagram.com/p/DRKVA1ZCBL...
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November 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It is SO amusing to watch someone else who loves Oktoberfest beers about as much as I do, with some of the same favorites, too: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKab...

(And I'm not crazy! The Americans usually DO hoppier versions!!!)
What happens if I drink a whole bunch of Oktoberfest beer?
YouTube video by How To Drink
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November 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
ooh, this has more bite than I expected and I like it

(like *tuuuuuu maaaaaadreeeee* HIIIII-YOOOO, ba-dum-tisssshhhh)
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Laaaaaaaame. We need vehicles on the road that aren't frickin' crossovers, so it sucks to see Yurop follow the U.S.'s bad lead. www.theautopian.com/the-ford-foc...
The Ford Focus Was Once The Best-Selling Car On The Planet. Now It's Dead - The Autopian
At one point, Ford was nearly the king of sales in Europe. In 2015, it sold an incredible 1.28 million vehicles, putting it in the top five biggest brands on the continent. Now, though, things look di...
www.theautopian.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
once again, I am asking the Cafe Bustelo from the office coffee maker to like, work www.consumerreports.org/health/caffe...
How Much Caffeine Is Really in Your Coffee? - Consumer Reports
We tested the levels of caffeine in coffee from Café Bustelo, Dunkin', Folgers, McDonald's, Starbucks, and other major brands.
www.consumerreports.org
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Dude, just give me this. It stuck to the ground in Springfield last night. If it's gonna be cold, the least it can do is snow.
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oof. I wondered why one of my old (admittedly unofficial) Austin groups disappeared last month when I went to check if I gave something I couldn't find away. 🙁 Seems heavy-handed. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/s...
‘Buy Nothing’ Was Their Everything. Then Came the Trademark Troubles.
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November 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I worry about Mr. Sausage sometimes. This is one of those times. youtu.be/XgMk74z9KUM?...
Steak Boiled in Penny Water
YouTube video by Ordinary Sausage
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November 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Would.
grilled cheese sandwich with aged cheddar and havarti on rye with apricot jam, toasted in a pan with butter
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Needed to look slightly nicer for a PCA brunch, but I haven't completely unpacked yet. Leaning into the stereotype with the cowboy boots. Also, I don't think I've worn this jacket since college and I forgot I had it.
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
you say that like I don't enjoy a good trainwreck
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I guess I can now say I've seen two Hamiltons this year? This one definitely isn't a British F1 driver, haha.
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
All right, I have a new favorite vehicle in the work fleet: the Land Cruiser.
1. Look at this cute brick. It's cute!
2. Clearly, I like two-tone paint: my previous favorite was the purple/silver Lucid Air.
3. BUTTONS!!!!! Buttons! Buttons! Buttons!!!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Gotta say I'm unusually excited about my latest copy of Syd Pics:
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Reposted by Stef Schrader
You are statistically way more likely to die on the drive to the airport than in a plane crash, so don't worry, you can be freaked out about that part too.
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
as for me and my house, WE LÖNG TÖ SÜFFËRRRRR
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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bless his heart
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
We did this on the 411's garbage mismatched carb, and yes: RTFM! (I still need to yeet it into a volcano and return to fuel injection, though.) www.instagram.com/reel/DBSDXYh...
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November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM