Mexicology
@mexicology.bsky.social
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Perennial apprentice in the craft of mummery and word smithing, dabbler dubber, and other sundry dilly dallier. 🇲🇽🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🌎 I was told there'd be tacos over here... Edited to add: if you use your account for religious proselytizing, I will block you.
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hi i just joined the bluesky app i follow 150,900 people here’s how we do things here (1/43)
And don't forget, "teenage boys are now useless, we might as well be hooking up with each other."
Some people have all the luck.
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And this is because of... *checks notes* Tylenol during circumcisions?
"they're maturing too soon!"
Bad practice for when he has to excuse his own son.
I was about to look for a link until I realized I don't really care what they'll say about NYC and that soon I will hear all I need to about their sparring and opinions on the rest of the world. Right here.
Not quite the rollicking festivities of Hookland, but perhaps it'd make a good panto

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This All Hallow's Eve, should enterprising ragamuffins exhaust our supply of sweetmeats, lice combs, and figs, I have instructed my butler to treat the filthy little cherubs to a reading of The Turn of the Screw by Henry James. O what a contrivance of terror and delight!
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@sunrisemvmt.bsky.social activists asked Mitch McConnell to take a stand and he immediately fell to the floor.

10/10. No notes.
If it ever gets finished.
Why does that quote seem written by Miller himself?
Just in case there’s a paywall, here is a gift link—everyone deserves a chance to read this drivel - it’s so bad: www.wsj.com/opinion/demo... Absence of any support for statements like this: “On nearly all his big-ticket items, the president’s attitude fully accords with that of the public.”
Opinion | Democracy, Thy Name Is Trump
This president is the embodiment of rule by the people—in ways good and ill.
www.wsj.com
Calling a knockoff by a knockoff name is the perfect encapsulation of tasteless vanity.
Q: What is this, Mr. President?

Trump: It’s going to be built—an arc. Take a look at the location.

Q: Yeah, no, I know where it is, but who’s it for?

Trump: Me. It’s going to be beautiful.

Reporter: The Arc de Trump?
Consistent with the tenets of Mexicology:
if I had to, id say bowl food is better than plate food but hand food is #1
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the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
The Daily Beast writes: "Kim Kardashian's brand SKIMS has sold out its synthetic pubic hair thongs and is now accumulating a waitlist for the product." Their tweet is accompanied by a link to a post with the story.
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ok i’ll bite, who’s donald trump?
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oh right right the one where she gets left behind for christmas and this dude named beetlejuice shows up
The real "voodoo economics" complete with zombie budgets.
Worked for me, but it was a very specific way of making the noise...
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So sad that Billy the Kid never grew up to become William the Goat