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🌲James🌲

🌲James🌲

@mayornaise.bsky.social

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Rarely seen, seldom heard from, exists nevertheless. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2nn4ckflgo6ubgw444axnc2m/feed/aaajr55qwy66c

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🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · Aug 26

My semi-occasional reminder that I believe with my whole heart that trans rights are human rights. That women’s rights are human rights. That the freedom to do with our bodies is solely up to the individual to decide. That patriarchy is evil, capitalism is wrong, and that healthcare is a right.

🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 38m

Same. Or stand to look at him.

🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 52m

Refusing to participate in the viewing. I can clearly imagine what it's like.

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Kelly @kelkelkelkel.bsky.social · 55m

The Trump 60 minutes interview is terrifying.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 1h

GODDAMNIT ITS ONLY 7:30 WHEN WILL THIS FUCKEN DAY END😖

🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 56m

If the world's population of spiders worked together, they could theoretically eat every human on earth in one year.

🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 1h

hahaha omg yes!

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 3h

Kirk Hammett has aged seamlessly into Portland lesbian

Kirk putting a bird on it

🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 1h

You can't make me feel anything positive about the Dodgers.

🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 1h

I swear they just lump decades together and spit that shit out like "Here, take it or leave it."

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𐓄𐒰𐓍𐒷 Heathen @motherofbeanz.bsky.social · 1h

I love how someone on Apple Music has decided that Bad Omens, Deftones, Rob Zombie, Puscifer, and twenty one pilots are all the same genre.

Stop it.

🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 1h

MOTHER fckr! Unplug every goddamn thing!

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✨brit✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1h

the future is so goddamn stupid

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🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 2h

Perfect Alt text

🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 2h

You know, for time to change it has to WANT to change, don't you?

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 4h

when the optometrist’s patients attended his funeral, there wasn’t a dry eye in the house . folks,,

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Bethany @ohmyhart.bsky.social · 5h

From my 10 yo: If they were cool, they'd call themselves the Carolina Reapers instead of the Panthers.

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Kelly @kelkelkelkel.bsky.social · 4h

Greg Olsen was geeking out so hard.

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erin alyce @herooine.bsky.social · 4h

im gonna be honest im mostly concerned about the injuries after today....

🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 2h

You are a natural beauty, just saying (respectfully).

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emceekayvee @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 5h

Why didn’t they call a flying fish a soared-fish?

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erin alyce @herooine.bsky.social · 5h

matt lafleur pissed on halloween and the etsy witches immediately cursed him

🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 5h

I hate all sports

🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 6h

I think it's gambling. Remember how Rozelle kept the NFL out of it. This guy (Goodell) never misses a chance to make a dime. Billionaires, right?

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erin alyce @herooine.bsky.social · 6h

every time matt lafleur does something questionable with clock management an angel gets its wings ripped off.

🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 7h

What's a kickoff without a penalty, amirite??