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🌲James🌲

@mayornaise.bsky.social

1.2K followers 680 following 1.9K posts

Rarely seen, seldom heard from, exists nevertheless. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2nn4ckflgo6ubgw444axnc2m/feed/aaajr55qwy66c

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🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · Aug 26

My semi-occasional reminder that I believe with my whole heart that trans rights are human rights. That women’s rights are human rights. That the freedom to do with our bodies is solely up to the individual to decide. That patriarchy is evil, capitalism is wrong, and that healthcare is a right.

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🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 1h

Whoa, me tooooo. Still working it out after all these years

You’ve done nothing wrong. Love yourself deeply and fully.
❤️🫂❤️

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Bethany @ohmyhart.bsky.social · 1h

And maybe it's because I was an unfavored one, so I'm oversensitive, but I see it way more than I should.

Bethany @ohmyhart.bsky.social · 1h

It is so uncomfortable to see parents with more than one child show blatant favoritism for one.

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 5h

The greatest thing about having someone who has the same schedule as you is bringing each other little treats and coffee

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 4h

If you’re happy about SNAP benefits being cut & are going to church this morning you’re neither a Christian nor a good person. You’re a heartless cunt.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 4h

I hate when ppl are like wanna hear a scary story like no I will fuck you up

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 4h

you: it’s too late to turn back now
me: no it’s not you can still do it just change the time on your-
you: i believe i believe i believe im falling in love
me: what

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 3h

[DST diary] Day 1:
8am: eats breakfast
10am: eats real breakfast
10:30: eats dinner
11am: goes to bed
12n: what’s for breakfast?
1pm: eats

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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 3h

With all the negative dick out there, I thought we could use some:

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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 3h

Kids don’t give a fuck about daylight savings.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 5h

Dear Fall, I like my leaves extra crispy

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🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 1h

You have manifested it into being for sure. I’ve been paying attention (respectfully) and it’s so clear to see, and that’s just lovely. Following you gives me hope the future’s in good hands ❤️

🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 5h

I love the fact that you’ve been a practicing Nona your whole entire life ❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 5h

Kids, I wanna talk to yous all about the importance of pasta fagioli—it’s affordability—it’s sustenance

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The Opinionated Lab 𓅄 @opinionatedlab.bsky.social · 5h

Baseball is the perfect American sport: a bunch of billionaires and millionaires compete for a prize that’s won by spending the most money.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 5h

when jean-paul sartre famously wrote “hell is other people” i really felt that

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🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 5h

Messing with natural law isn’t good.

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Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social · 5h

I hate time changes

The cows don't care if it's 5 or 6

They're hungry and want to be milked

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 13h

Lower the listening end of a stethoscope into your aquarium and mouth the words softly to the end where the heart goes. "I want you to get a second opinion. Doctor Swim Through Holes is not even an x-ray machine"

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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 9h

As World Series Champions the LA Dodgers have one final test: eating cold hamberders while a senile child molester toddles around in a full diaper

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 8h

Hahaha that's cute. Now try convincing your dog you get an extra hour of sleep

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🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 13h

Fuck your money LAD.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15h

they said theyd put me in witness protection but they just put me in one of those full body condoms???

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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 15h

Now that he's allowed SNAP assistance to lapse, I wonder what Mike Johnson is having for dinner tonight.

*I'm kidding. I know he's eating Donald Trump's ass.

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🌲James🌲 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 15h

Yup, and I loved the hitter immediately hit a 99mph liner off his leg! That'll learn 'em!

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Lynne @lynned444.bsky.social · 17h

Don’t forget!!

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