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post cringe throw ass (but said all together so it sounds like “post-cringe throwass”) On a quest to hunt and stuff the Lindt Master Chocolatier
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It’s become increasingly cleared that accepting a new Air Force One from Qatar was a trial balloon.
Lots of family memories floating around today, one of them being my dad in his quest to make me as obnoxiously precocious as possible pushing me to adult fantasy novels he read about in the NYT instead of Harry Potter. I was 9 lol. Simultaneously ridiculous and prescient.
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I could just stop doing interviews and send this
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For those of you unfamiliar with driving I-5 between Seattle and Portland, this billboard used to post extreme far right content. Now it’s owned by the Chehalis tribe. You love to see it.
"NATIVE LAND": For the first time since buying the Uncle Sam Billboard property for $2.5M this summer, the Chehalis Tribe has updated its message. “Let’s goooooo,” wrote Tribal Chairman Dustin Klatush. 📸: Otto Rabe
Link to FB page: www.facebook.com/thecentralia...
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Identify what kind of Nazi your democratic leaders (who want your vote) are allowing to invade your community and impede on YOUR rights. #ICE #pnw #cascadia #washingtonstate #california #oregon #westcoast
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Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially
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Today I asked the self check clerk if he had a sharpie I could use on a gift card. I always had to carry one so they’re def around. He pulls out a box of stuff with a name brand sharpie sitting right on top and dead ass goes, “uh I don’t think so”

The men need to be lonelier and less employed.
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ICE agents boxed in Illinois Rep. Hoan Huynh’s car in Chicago, pointed a gun at him and staff, and threatened to break windows after he warned locals about nearby ICE activity. This isn’t enforcement... it’s intimidation.
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If anything, it just shows how out of touch the Harrell campaign is with how expensive it is to try and start a family in Seattle these days — housing and childcare in particular. Even the Seattle School Board weighed in trying to improve Harrell's tepid housing plan — it's hurting their enrollment
School Board Directors Are Begging Seattle to Allow More Housing » The Urbanist
# A majority of the Seattle School Board joined the push for additional neighborhood growth centers last week, pointing to a link between additional housing density and stable student enrollment.
www.theurbanist.org
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"Katie Wilson gets help from her out-of-state parents to help pay for childcare for her young daughter" is not an attack that is going to resonate with any young parents who are grappling with Seattle's expensive childcare
Bruce Harrell's latest campaign email says "Katie Wilson Is Not Who She Says She Is." His evidence: An interview with KUOW in which Wilson—ahem—SAID she and her husband help with child care from her parents.
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Misty Copeland is so important

whiteness is so central to the classical ballet art form and the excellence you have to achieve to smash through that racist ceiling is beyond belief. she is jaw-dropping to watch on her own merits but she’s also such a necessary voice for Black dancers
Misty Copeland took her final bow as an American Ballet Theatre principal dancer on Wednesday, a role she's had for the past 10 years.
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88 feet you say? That's a very specific number to use.
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Trans people being at the White House are on the same timeline as it being burned to the ground by the British.
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This is the current White House page listing events that happened at there as part of a timeline on the East Wing demolition.

www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
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I’ve been thinking about how hard the founding fathers cooked with the Third Amendment.

Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.
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I know we’re all very cool and cynical but I’m laying down a marker that “demolished the White House to make a gaudy ballroom for bribery parties” is going to be a thing they regret doing
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Wow, over lunch at this event, I was chatting with a woman and she mentioned how she failed Mississippi's "literacy" test 3 times, keeping her from the vote

Just now I learned there are a couple people here who integrated their schools

This ain't ancient history y'all
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What looked like a small conservative media startup was, according to then DOJ, secretly funded by Russia’s state media network RT—to the tune of $10 million. Federal prosecutors said Russian agents funneled the money through fake investors and shell companies to build Tenet Media. (2/9)
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For those that don’t know, what’s being referred to when we say influencers who were paid by Russia are replacing reporters in the Pentagon: The Tenet Media scandal was just about a year ago (Sept 2024), and one of the most alarming influence ops uncovered in years. (1/9)