malaphor
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post cringe throw ass, but said all together so it sounds like “post-cringe throwass”
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I can *100% assure you* that if this report found that trans people & "wokeness" tanked the Harris campaign, the DNC would release it in a heartbeat
BREAKING: The Democratic National Committee will NOT release its long-awaited autopsy on Trump's 2024 win. The report is completed but Dem leaders decided it could distract from their winning streak, so it will remain secret. Not good.
Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Dem Leaders Decide to Bury Damning Report on Why Trump Won in 2024
The Democratic National Committee has completed its long-awaited analysis on what went wrong in the 2024 campaign. But in a move that will attract intense criticism, it’s keeping the findings secret.
newrepublic.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I can *100% assure you* that if this report found that trans people & "wokeness" tanked the Harris campaign, the DNC would release it in a heartbeat
I appreciate how in the George C. Scott Christmas Carol the ghost of xmas present just straight up berates Scrooge
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I appreciate how in the George C. Scott Christmas Carol the ghost of xmas present just straight up berates Scrooge
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Pynchon name generator
someone accidently stumbled on an insanely ominious cdc government page, it’s a massive list of random words that looks like this. anyone know whats going on here?
ftp.cdc.gov/pub/health_S...
ftp.cdc.gov/pub/health_S...
December 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Pynchon name generator
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transphobia as a political project is about preserving authoritarian sexual control of children
December 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
transphobia as a political project is about preserving authoritarian sexual control of children
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The push for the TikTok ban was bipartisan and stupid. But the Trump administration's goals for the ban have always been crystal clear: to place control of TikTok in the US in the hands of people chosen by and indebted to Trump.
December 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The push for the TikTok ban was bipartisan and stupid. But the Trump administration's goals for the ban have always been crystal clear: to place control of TikTok in the US in the hands of people chosen by and indebted to Trump.
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Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.
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Our new golden age of free speech, where opposition to immigration enforcement can trigger a federal investigation
December 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Our new golden age of free speech, where opposition to immigration enforcement can trigger a federal investigation
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Thank goodness Larry Summers’ wife Elisa New, a literature professor at Harvard and founder of Poetry in America, recommended the book to Epstein.
She and Summers honeymooned on Epstein Island.
She and Summers honeymooned on Epstein Island.
the Epstein files include several pictures of a naked woman with the opening of "Lolita" written on various parts of her body.
www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/cl62l...
www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/cl62l...
Dropbox
www.dropbox.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Thank goodness Larry Summers’ wife Elisa New, a literature professor at Harvard and founder of Poetry in America, recommended the book to Epstein.
She and Summers honeymooned on Epstein Island.
She and Summers honeymooned on Epstein Island.
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December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Same.
December 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Same.
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“you’re right, life’s gonna suck for those twenty million americans” sure is a fucking Take going into a midterm year
REPORTER: More than 20 million Americans are now bracing for their premiums to skyrocket
TRUMP: They will skyrocket because it was never any good
TRUMP: They will skyrocket because it was never any good
December 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“you’re right, life’s gonna suck for those twenty million americans” sure is a fucking Take going into a midterm year
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In 2014 during the net neutrality wars, Obama voiced his support for net neutrality. Republicans REPEATEDLY, for YEARS, (falsely) claimed this was an illegal, unethical affront to FCC independence.
11 years later they now insist the FCC has no independence and serves at the whims of our mad king:
11 years later they now insist the FCC has no independence and serves at the whims of our mad king:
FCC chief Brendan Carr tells Senate that his agency is 'not formally ... independent'
FCC chairman Brendan Carr testified to a congressional committee for the first time since ABC suspended Jimmy Kimmel's show following a Carr threat.
www.cnbc.com
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
In 2014 during the net neutrality wars, Obama voiced his support for net neutrality. Republicans REPEATEDLY, for YEARS, (falsely) claimed this was an illegal, unethical affront to FCC independence.
11 years later they now insist the FCC has no independence and serves at the whims of our mad king:
11 years later they now insist the FCC has no independence and serves at the whims of our mad king:
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NEWS: Katie Wilson will swap out current interim SDOT Director Adiam Emery for a new interim Director in Angela Brady, who currently serves as head of the Office of the Waterfront and Sound Transit. A search for a permanent Director is expected next year.
www.theurbanist.org/2025/12/17/k...
www.theurbanist.org/2025/12/17/k...
Katie Wilson Taps Angela Brady as Interim SDOT Director » The Urbanist
# Waterfront revamp veteran Angela Brady is taking over as Seattle's transportation department head, replacing Adiam Emery, who previously served as one of Bruce Harrell's deputy mayors. The Wilson Ad...
www.theurbanist.org
December 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
NEWS: Katie Wilson will swap out current interim SDOT Director Adiam Emery for a new interim Director in Angela Brady, who currently serves as head of the Office of the Waterfront and Sound Transit. A search for a permanent Director is expected next year.
www.theurbanist.org/2025/12/17/k...
www.theurbanist.org/2025/12/17/k...
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MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
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Your lips only touch for four letters of the alphabet.
December 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Your lips only touch for four letters of the alphabet.
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Marco Rubio just straight up looks like a sad divorced man at a Motel 6.
December 17, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Marco Rubio just straight up looks like a sad divorced man at a Motel 6.
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Tell @propublica.org management I will cancel my recurring donation if they allow Ai in the newsroom.
1/ At bargaining yesterday, @propublica.org management said that they should have 100% discretion to replace workers with AI and would not commit to labeling future AI-generated content.
December 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Tell @propublica.org management I will cancel my recurring donation if they allow Ai in the newsroom.
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"I want a Clippy to be my sycophantic pretend girlfriend" is a hell of a take.
If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"I want a Clippy to be my sycophantic pretend girlfriend" is a hell of a take.
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The way Frank Oz as Sam the Eagle says “business” in Muppet Christmas Carol doesn’t get enough credit among the movie’s best line deliveries
December 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The way Frank Oz as Sam the Eagle says “business” in Muppet Christmas Carol doesn’t get enough credit among the movie’s best line deliveries
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Exclusive: The Trump administration is moving to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Colorado, according to a senior White House official, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
Trump moves to dismantle major US climate research center in Colorado
The Trump administration is breaking up the National Center for Atmospheric Research, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
bit.ly
December 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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