Maddie Wagon
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Maddie Wagon
@madevening.bsky.social
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Sassy 70s receptionist. I'm also trans! She/her please. I like Muppets, Peanuts, Simpsons and old Sega games and I have THOUGHTS.
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Wow. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Is this what they mean by “therapeutic levels” of estrogen?

I want to live

Happy by my baseline

No longer needing something to occupy me

… I think I straight up lived with low functioning depression my WHOLE entire life after my first puberty :/
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zohran mamdani’s whole vibe is “best muppet show guest ever,” you don’t hear rumors about him as much as even being rude to anyone, and people ostensibly in his own party are continuing to paint him as a bad person, like what the actual fuck people
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That’s right
Shohei's reaction to the boos, lol.
Chopin's Romance Larghetto in The Truman Show
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Americans want to watch charismatic people solve moderately difficult problems on a weekly basis. That’s it. And a group of fomo execs and techbros who don’t watch TV drove one of the most profitable industries in the US off a cliff rather than accept that.
Look what happenes when a TV show releases every year, with more than 8 episodes a season.
That one episode of Arthur that right-wing cranks got taken off the air like 25 years ago.
The Bugs-Daffy-Elmer Hunting Trilogy
Or, fuck, he's my age. No way he doesn't like Meet the Parents!
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I don't particularly care about Kirby all that much but it's funny that he and Sonic seemingly teamed up to clown on Mario for this year's new mascot kart racers.
Sometimes people ask me where the name Madelyn came from and the truth is that it's a name that came to me and i fixated on long, LONG before I even knew I was trans, and for no reason in particular. I just liked it. But lately I've been telling people it came from Cybill Shepard in Moonlighting.
Phantom Menace and anyone my age or older who says otherwise is a LYING LIAR
What movie had you like this?
I dunno, man. It's starting to feel a bit Marie Antoinetty up in here.
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
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The presidential fitness test is now "Can you outrun a handsy fat guy in riot gear?"
Police Squad-ass joke. Bravo.
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when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”

when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
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He knows what's coming next year and he sure as shit is more afraid of AOC-types than anybody else.
Trump: AOC is talking about having rebellions, she's not the leader, who the hell wants to go into her door anyway, she never took a course on the environment. The only thing wrong with midterms is a President gets elected, and for some reason, you lose the midterms.
Picked up a box of nicotine gum. Haven't started yet. Think I'll start when I get back from my vacation. November 9th.
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I don’t understand why anyone’s debating this — a Nazi tattoo is a non starter, full stop.

This is a race for a U.S. Senate seat. The bar for candidates to clear doesn’t have to be insanely high, but it should at least be off the ground
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Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
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“Let’s go, girls” and “hell yeah, brother” are both gender neutral statements
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The My So-Called Life cast was chock full of tremendously talented actors, several of whom continue to work steadily 30 years later (and one is a countess???), but the one Hollywood truly latched onto was the hot guy who could only sort of act. Which has never happened before, of course!!
I will never understand how Jared Leto has remained a working movie star for 30 years despite never starring in a good or successful film
‘TRON: ARES’ is set to have a loss of $132.7M.

(via t.co/Odawcc3Zfr)
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i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
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Democrats should be drawing up legislation right now, this very minute, to bar Trump from helping himself to $230 million in taxpayer funds from DOJ. Challenge Republicans to hold a vote on it. Push this so hard in the media that every GOP Senate and House candidate is pressed to comment on it.