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Mo' Problems @lordmo.bsky.social · 2d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Patient has Medicaid Georgia.

michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 2d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

We're pivoting to video.

Natasha Simonova @philistella.bsky.social · 2d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.

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Mo' Problems @lordmo.bsky.social · 6d

oh look it's one of the many hangups that I have let ruin my life

merritt @merrittk.com · 6d

its like the old saying goes, if you dont get everything done in one day you should give up. its obviously not going to happen

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Mo' Problems @lordmo.bsky.social · 8d

which part of "EVERY ONE OF US" didn't you understand, Sir Bok?

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 8d

What an excellent post. This guy should write a bo- oh hey!

Robert Brockway @brockway.bsky.social · 8d

It is deeply, tragically funny to watch people who sort of invented a meme struggle to cash in on it for the rest of their lives. Here's the guy who says he invented the term "torture porn" still trying to reproduce the magic by adding "porn" to other terms. Note the asterisk that ends the article.

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Robert Brockway @brockway.bsky.social · 18d

Got ShaqBot to brag it could eat half of Scottie Pippen in a single day. Clockin' out of the internet, boss

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merritt @merrittk.com · 19d

ok this one is pretty funny. is there a big market for fuckable croissants

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James 'Jblade35' Stanfield @jblade35.bsky.social · 28d

AMC Squad episode 5 has just been released, check it out here at our moddb page! (itch mirror to come later today) www.moddb.com/games/the-am...

AMC Squad Episode 5 released! news

The AMC Squad v5 released - a standalone single-player FPS running on EDuke32. This release contains the brand new Episode 5 alongside Episodes 1-4, with original music for many of the original levels...

www.moddb.com

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Mo' Problems @lordmo.bsky.social · 27d

Big if true

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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · Sep 3

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shadg @shadg.bsky.social · Jul 11

quit your job. join my polycule

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panken @panken.bsky.social · Sep 5

nostalgia will kill you but i wish they hadn't made the future so fucking stupid

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merritt @merrittk.com · Jun 13

favorite dumb comics thing is how some american guy doing too much coke in the 80s would invent a terrible superhero like "sandwich boy" as a joke and then some british guy doing too many sedatives in the 90s would be like "sandwich boy can create a 'reality sandwich' and is thus a living god"

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merritt @merrittk.com · Aug 20

great news! i just got engaged to Mr. Swlabr from the eponymous 1990 episode of the television series "Monsters"

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red 🎃 @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · Aug 18

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Plok, Bubsy, Gex, Widget, Dizzy, Aero the Acrobat, Ristar, Awesome Possum, Cool Spot, Wild Woody, Conker, Bubsy 3D, Jazz Jackrabbit, Glover, Ty the Tasmanian Devil, Punky Skunk, Rocky Rodent, Not Earthworm Jim The Creator Sucks Shit, Bubsy Jaguar, Socket

Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · Aug 16

going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations

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It's KFG! @kungfugrip.bsky.social · Aug 18

The only channel that gives you multiple sclerosis NOW

Brian Stelter @brianstelter.bsky.social · Aug 18

As the cable news channel MSNBC splits up with NBC News, it is also dropping the "NBC" from its name: Later this year, it will become MS NOW, which stands for My Source for News, Opinion, and the World. Here's my full story: www.cnn.com/2025/08/18/m...

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Mo' Problems @lordmo.bsky.social · Aug 17

(look, I know you're different syndicates, but I can still believe in "Zarkov briefly meets 'Wallace the Brave'")

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Mo' Problems @lordmo.bsky.social · Aug 17

went back and didn't get many really funny compact screenshots but the only other serious bet (ie: not Azura's weed dimension, not a portal to get past the lines at Disneyland, not a gateway to another daily strip) was "Zarkov is gonna be walking away from an explosion without looking back"

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Mo' Problems @lordmo.bsky.social · Aug 17

-build a giant "Canadian Heritage Minute" cutout frame and then place it on the floor as a standee and proceed to have as many floorbound crises as possible behind it

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Mo' Problems @lordmo.bsky.social · Aug 17

looking into my Canadian lore bag and my results are:
-a bag of milk
-Red Green
-Bret "the Hitman" Hart
-Wanda from Corner Gas
-Ninjzz
-hentai shown on Teletoon
-a bottle of 'Canadian Club' blended whisky while screaming "WHAT AM I"
-the Mad Trapper of Rat River
-sexy timbit
-timbit

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Teabree Shark @nurse.fish · Aug 17

Finally found the audio!

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Mo' Problems @lordmo.bsky.social · Aug 15

lol in the server I'm in, we were joking for weeks that Zarkov's catch-up was going to be one strip that went almost exactly like this, so on Monday we all lost our collective mind

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Mo' Problems @lordmo.bsky.social · Aug 15

crossover ends with everyone running away from the Phantom as he waves the good mark ring, yelling "COME BACK HERE AND LET ME PUNCH YOU" as a sign of a job well done

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Mo' Problems @lordmo.bsky.social · Aug 12

"DILDO MY SATAN STATE, CANADIAN GHOST MOM (ft. Whoopi Goldberg)"

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Mo' Problems @lordmo.bsky.social · Aug 12

"Dildo My Satan With My Corpse Mom And Tell A Strike Was" was, frankly, where the artist lost the plot.

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Mo' Problems @lordmo.bsky.social · Aug 12

"Strike My Mom With My Corpse And Tell Satan That I Was A Dildo" perhaps even more extreme

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