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leeroystarr

@leeroystarr.bsky.social

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Facetious Prick * only ever joking, calm down dear. I AM the cunt clearsky lists me as...But don't believe all that is stated This/That Identify as a potted Palm Tree=Transplant FO 2 OF usb-c 3 pin plugs are Elite.

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · Apr 19

I fell of me bike and grazed my knee in 1978, we didn't have Internet then so I'm telling you now...😜

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 53m

Dexy's midnight strollers

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 59m

#IDontLikeComplainingBut those little yellow flashing lights on the corners of yah car are called indicators...use them and give me an effin clue..

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CCscott @ccscott.bsky.social · 1h

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 1h

Too me...chuckle

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 1h

watching trump pressers are like a really poor version of "give us a clue"

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 1h

They are dickheads. Good morning! 🩷

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 1h

The Sex peashooters

#SoftenABand

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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 1h

#IDontLikeComplainingBut is this week's #FeelGoodFreaks #HashtagGame !

Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social !

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 1h

#IDontLikeComplainingBut Bloody love it...
thecomplainingcow.co.uk

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Curious Iguana @curiousiguana.bsky.social · 2h

Call me old fashioned but I don't think we should be training people to do this. If anything, it's time we started training people not to.

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 5h

I've never been sitting here scrolling social media and thought to myself, "I really need to know what rando12345's favorite drink is."

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Jen @jen-notjenny.bsky.social · 2h

It's time to share a joke fellow #jokesters

A man & woman get onto a hotel elevator. As the man reached for the button he elbowed the woman's chest.
"Sorry ma'am, but if your heart is as soft as your breast you'll forgive me."
She replys " if your member is as hard as your elbow I'm in room 307."