Silly B Man
@lawnerd.bsky.social
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He/him. Proudly Jewish. Marine veteran of 🇮🇶&🇦🇫. Corporate litigator. Dad.
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No no no, Elie, it’s that it’s unconstitutional to NOTICE that they’re overrepresented
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Let alone “did the Supreme Court previously say this was legal”

It’s not like even the Supreme Court takes what the Supreme Court says to mean what it says
lawnerd.bsky.social
*loading my up my M40A1 high powered sniper rifle into the Time Machine so I can take out the asshole who introduced Frederick of Prussia to tobacco, thereby resulting in the year of the three emperors instead of Frederick and Victoria’s planned reforms*
lawnerd.bsky.social
This u Glenn County, California?

Two thirds of the county’s voters are getting exactly what they wanted.
Voting results for Glenn County, CA.  Donald Trump carried the county 2:1.
lawnerd.bsky.social
An English dieresis indicates when two vowels are separate — like how we have to coöperate when we are cooped up during a snowstorm.

Brontë? Where’s the other vowel?
lawnerd.bsky.social
BUT INFLATION was a pure op
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rockshrimp.bsky.social
Periodic reminder that the final supremacy of "Parental Rights," "State Rights," and "federal rights" just comes down to "whatever outcome best supports white supremacist evangelical christianity."
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Alito, joined by Thomas and Gorsuch, suggest that public schools violate the Constitution when they help a student transition (by acknowledging them as trans) without their parents' knowledge or consent.

Would force schools to out trans kids to their parents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES
JONATHAN LEE, ET AL. v. POUDRE
SCHOOL DISTRICT R–1
ON PETITION FOR WRIT OF CERTIORARI TO THE UNITED
STATES COURT OF APPEALS FOR THE TENTH CIRCUIT
No. 25–89. Decided October 14, 2025
The petition for a writ of certiorari is denied.
Statement of JUSTICE ALITO, with whom JUSTICE
THOMAS and JUSTICE GORSUCH join, respecting the denial
of certiorari.
I concur in the denial of certiorari because petitioners do
not challenge the ground for the ruling below. But I remain
concerned that some federal courts are “tempt[ed]” to avoid
confronting a “particularly contentious constitutional questio[n]”: whether a school district violates parents’ fundamental rights “when, without parental knowledge or consent, it encourages a student to transition to a new gender
or assists in that process.” Parents Protecting Our Children, UA v. Eau Claire Area School Dist., 604 U. S. ___,
___–___ (2024) (ALITO, J., dissenting from denial of certiorari) (slip op., at 1–2) (citing Troxel v. Granville, 530 U. S.
57, 70 (2000) (plurality opinion)). Petitioners tell us that
nearly 6,000 public schools have policies—as respondent allegedly does—that purposefully interfere with parents’ access to critical information about their children’s genderidentity choices and school personnel’s involvement in and
influence on those choices. Pet. for Cert. 24. The troubling—and tragic—allegations in this case underscore the
“great and growing national importance” of the question
that these parent petitioners present. Parents Protecting
Our Children, 604 U. S., at ___ (slip op., at 1).
lawnerd.bsky.social
Autocorrect in the alt text switched Tim to Tom wtf
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I DON’T KNOW WHICH BRONTË IS WHICH
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fuck off with this shit you racist cunts.

i forgot the word "tumbledryer" the other day so i called it a tumbley bumbley and english is my only fucking language.

abolish the home office.
Changes to the English language requirement were first reported in May when the government published their early plans in the immigration white paper. The new standard requires people to express themselves “fluently and spontaneously without much obvious searching for expression” and to be able to communicate flexibly in social, academic and work situations.
lawnerd.bsky.social
In a country of self-regarding free people, who have more than one firearm per resident on average, there is only one way this inevitably ends up, show up to jury duty people.
lawnerd.bsky.social
Losing Newsmax on that would be one of the most ominous signs to date re: their capacity for regime consolidation if they had eyes to see.

Well, maybe it will be clearer viewed upside down from a gas station
lawnerd.bsky.social
I’m gonna say it again

Enfeebling but not totally incapacitating stroke
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Know what’s funny? Him having a stroke and NOT dying.
lawnerd.bsky.social
I mean OBVIOUSLY his last name is Katz. What else would it be?
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When my father signed his cat up for a vet, the intake form asked for the cat’s “full name”

After my father filled it out, the vet tech addressed him as “Mr. Katz”

My father corrected him that “I am Mr. <surname>. HE is Mr. Katz”
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It’s worth remembering that the original saying was “IN MATTERS OF TASTE the customer is always right” which has a radically different meaning!
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JOHN BASILONE
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name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
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It’s unpopular to say, but anyone stupid enough to actually have been taken in by any of the media-pushed pro-Trump ops (like “Trump isn’t running on project 2025!”) is too cognitively deficient to meaningfully participate in democracy. Had they any decency they would never vote again as penance
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Well yeah Samuel L Jackson is an all time great
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“I just thought you were left handed”
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“Is my name “Mrs. Benevolent,” Scott?”
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Scott Summers: Okay, so you made a clone of me, altered him so that he would have different powers, and then gave him to Thieves Guild to raise?
Mister Sinister: I did indeed.
Scott Summers: …why?
Mister Sinister: It was something to do.
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natepatrin.bsky.social
things bullets say
brocktoon.bsky.social
Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.