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bonque, ben

@kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social

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They/them Bi enough Statistician/mathematician with physics and Xtian theology experience CIO of Jacurutu's Municipal Water Utility My hyperfixation is Shaul ha Melekh, who did NOTHING WRONG

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bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · Aug 1

ווי אזוי זאגט דעמ גוטער בוך, "וְיִכָּנְעוּ עַמִּי אֲשֶׁר נִקְרָא-שְׁמִי": שנייד דאך די ברית, מיר האבן שוין די מיחושים

OneFein...Bat? Like, for Halloween or whatever? @onefeincat.bsky.social · Aug 1

"My subconscious hates me and wants me to suffer" is the most verbose way of saying "I'm Jewish" I've ever seen.

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bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 4h

Woody Allen's private persona is even worse than his public one.

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 4h

(Just for my own sanity, this is a joke, yes?)

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bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 4h

PhD Education. 38 years of teaching. Academic teacher educator.

Namesearching & defending a falsely alleged Woody Allen against idiotic odds. Father of three. Reasonable to the reasonable.

It/Its

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bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 4h

They've issued a recall on your personality.

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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 4h

Anyway, what the celebrities who are doing HP audiobooks and the celebrities who did the comedy festival and so on say to justify themselves should be a little mental Post-It note on your laptop screen in the future when you read news about them.

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bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 4h

Inshallah

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Erinn O'Dear @erinnthered.bsky.social · 4h

All you had to do to get younger folks to show up at the weekly protest is make them fun? Go figure.

50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 10h

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 15h

LGBTQIA+ is rebranding as LGBTQIA MAX

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Laura @lauropea.bsky.social · 21h

using 'seminal' to describe research that is either trailblazing or simply onanistic, and never making clear which sense i mean

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bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 4h

Someone is doing "Siamese cats only do this when inbred and deranged" in the comments

Snacko Racko @snackoracko.bsky.social · 13h

Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 4h

this has the same energy as me walking slowly everywhere important in a cinematic video game no i will not explain

Snacko Racko @snackoracko.bsky.social · 13h

Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!

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Jake Wittich @jakewittich.bsky.social · 18h

The same ICE agent who handcuffed Ald. Jessie Fuentes has been filmed in at least 3 other violent encounters, including the viral arrest of a woman in Waukegan in front of the mayor.

“He’s obviously a danger to individuals and particularly women," Fuentes said.

Read more at @windycitytimes.com

Ald. Jessie Fuentes to file lawsuit against ICE agent who handcuffed her in Humboldt Park incident - Windy City Times

Ald. Jessie Fuentes (26th Ward) is preparing to file a lawsuit against the ICE agent who handcuffed and threatened to arrest her at Humboldt Park Health earlier this month. In an interview with Windy ...

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bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 4h

Trebuchets are the compromise position

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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 18h

oh no. Oh no....

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bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 10h

My brother in haliburton, we're having this discussion because you insisted on differentiating internet accessed through a browser from internet accessed through a different app.

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 10h

*fascism

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 10h

What protein-enjoyer said: Pharisees set the original course for what would be Rabbinic Judaism. That's why everyone else in this discussion seems so mystifyingly familiar with Pharisees, because we have the Mishnah and many, many other works describing them.

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bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 10h

Oh, that guy. Didn't finish his training, and he was the original "look at how sexily sinful I was" week of prayer speaker who hypes up their past to be paid to speak to high schoolers.

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 10h

Friedman thinks Jeremiah did Deuteronomy and Deuteronomist history, I believe?

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bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 10h

Lots of cool artists and art in the comments

Jay 🌲➡️ Howloween 2025 @telekitnetic.bsky.social · Jun 21

Let's get an Indigenous art share going too!! If you're an Indigenous/First Nations artist, vendor, beader, etc, share your work and links below!!

#IndigenousPeoplesDay ❤️💛🤍🖤

A picture of various formline stickers piled on top of each other. In bold red gradient text reads "Indigenous People's Day Art Share".

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 10h

Tomayto-fritahtah

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 10h

wat

bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 10h

There's an article on TheTorah.com arguing the Levite's Concubine was meant to be a satire on Saul. I wonder if there's more parallels hiding there; the rest of Samuel doesn't seem to know about the destruction of the Amalekites

TheTorah.com - Academic Biblical Scholarship

Scholarship on the Torah portion, Jewish holidays, and questions of faith: Torah from Sinai, Torah from Heaven, Biblical criticism and Documentary Hypothesis.

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bonque, ben @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 11h

In a surprise move, they return with Muhammad al-Mahdi at the helm