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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 1d

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

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Sam @korvys.info · 7h

This one? Sadly.
youtube.com/shorts/nzil_...

Is the scared possum AI? #aivideo #sora #halloween #spooky #raccoon

YouTube video by Jeremy Carrasco

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Sam @korvys.info · 7h

The AI one?

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Sam @korvys.info · 7h

It's gotta be said under his breath, as he sees you (because of course this is a self-insert fix) disrobed for the first time.

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Leena 🌵 @leena.reuben.games · 11h

just saw a king in a discord describing client work as “i make their drivel to fund my frivol” and folks

FOLKS

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Sam @korvys.info · 1d

Also, maybe the dead racoon and the coyotes are related???

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

I think the leak of the incredibly racist young republican group chat only furthers the argument that millennials were the only generation able to use the computer without going insane, mostly because the computer was once a place separate from the real world. but now the real world is also computer

ceej @ceej.online · Apr 28

that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic

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Sam @korvys.info · 1d

Are you the pumpkin or the truck in this scenario?

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 1d

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 21

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Sam @korvys.info · 1d

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Brennan's Workload (Behind-the-Scenes)

YouTube video by Dimension 20 Shorts

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Sam @korvys.info · 2d

That would make a great tattoo, actually

Sam @korvys.info · 3d

Do you get 2 thanksgivings now?

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Sam @korvys.info · 3d

Better call in an expert - @buttplug.engineer

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sixteen different flavors of kauloversace @kauloversace.moe · 3d

im always saying this

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Sam @korvys.info · 3d

a man in a suit and tie is talking about piranha plants having bone in it .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking about piranha plants having bone in it .

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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · Feb 23

Pisses me off that we’re stardust with the gift of conscious existence and having to spend our time on all this bullshit.

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4d

pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 4d

This is an exact encapsulation of why I moved to Bluesky.

No amount of handwringing in the Atlantic about how I owe some eternal Promethean suffering to the discourse is going to make me stay on a site I hate, that stopped doing anything for me professionally years ago.

Well – no. Bluesky may or may not be, as one centre-right friend who felt unwelcome put it, “self-righteous island”. But the idea that’s why we went is nonsense. That I’ve largely stopped posting on a site that’s done more to shape my career and social circle than the rest of the internet combined is less about avoiding rival opinions (I love arguing with people who are wrong!) than with the fact the site simply became unusable. It stopped generating the things (good jokes, interesting debate, clicks) I wanted; it became extremely good at generating the things (racists, pornbots, racist pornbots) I did not.

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Lauren Schiller @leschiller.bsky.social · 4d

We're thinking of printing this out to put up in the kitchen next to the sink. Or maybe getting a needlepoint.

Tumblr user miseria-fortes-viros Jun 14 they don't tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan.
Tumblr user miseria-fortes-viros Jun 15 WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!
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Nyx The Bat @nyxthebat.vtubers.social · 5d

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack
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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 4d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Sam @korvys.info · 5d

If you were confessing, where would you confess you got it from?

(there's a perfume my partner loved, but it has been discontinued for years)

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Sam @korvys.info · 5d

If we could figure out a way for Dodgers to lose and Shohei still win, that would be nice.

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Sam @korvys.info · 5d

I'm being really careful about when I refresh my timeline