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camille (scary) @kerminatrix.bsky.social · Dec 28

THAT'S RIGHT BABY IT’S READIN' TIME!!! I AM IN THIS! GO GO GO

www.litmoralitmag.com/issue-5-beyo...

ISSUE 5; BEYOND THE COSMOS — Litmora Literary Magazine

www.litmoralitmag.com

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camille (scary) @kerminatrix.bsky.social · 1d

also full disclosure i really liked this story a lot, it might be the best short story i've written so far

(i'm giving up "not tooting my own horn" on the grounds of that's bullshit)

camille (scary) @kerminatrix.bsky.social · 1d

AWESOME NEWS ALERT!! i got a story accepted for publication, you'll be able to read THE CORDON in the next issue of NECKSNAP magazine!

i'm psyched as hell, big fan of this mag - you can follow them at @necksnapmag.bsky.social so you can know when the issue's hitting the internet

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Amber 🦁 @sndlstudio.bsky.social · 2d

casting a spell that something very gay happens to you all today 🪄✨️

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Suzan the chalant goth @sillysyntax.bsky.social · 2d

I can't articulate it well but I don't care what punctuation/ set of words is the current tell for Chatgpt. I'm not changing my voice or the way I write for this program, my writing will evolve the way it evolves. I am not panicking that it uses em dashes. They should panic and pay me.

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Amy Isikoff Newell @amynewell.bsky.social · 2d

people who wear meta raybans are unfuckable losers, it’s that simple. If you wear an ai companion, also an unfuckable loser. I don’t make the rules. Take the bad tech off and you at least have a shot at being a fuckable winner.

Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 2d

Did we all forget the lessons of Google Glass? The thing that disrupts these glasses is publicly humiliating anyone wearing them without mercy.

Dr. Damien P. Williams Wants A Better Sociotechnical Paradigm @wolvendamien.bsky.social · 2d

Okay, no, seriously: who's got the device that disrupts all "smart glasses"— and only the smart glasses— in a 300 foot radius?

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IMMIGRANTS MATTER. @shinery.bsky.social · 2d

I feel like saying that mass deportations have spiraled out of control only when it's affecting citizens is just..

That just doesn't sit right with me. At all.

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camille (scary) @kerminatrix.bsky.social · 2d

actually, "the last 2-3 people coming out of a train don't count and you can just start getting in" is mbta *culture*, thanks

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 3d

Hi just so I'm clear.

I wrote "donate to food banks" and do "food runs for mutual aid" because they are different things!

Food banks want your money! they can do more with your money than with stuff.

Mutual aid groups often want stuff! Mine has a food fridge!

Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 3d

Now is a really good time to donate to food banks, and do food runs for mutual aid groups. Also, do menstrual product runs.

Matt @swirlyball.bsky.social · 3d

I wonder how much food theft spikes with desperate people just trying to feed their families. I'm sure there will be a media panic about it.

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camille (scary) @kerminatrix.bsky.social · 2d

also my child is basically my clone - i can see my partner's influence (in his eyebrows, and apparently his teeth), but that's more obvious to me because i live with them both and know the details of their appearances

camille (scary) @kerminatrix.bsky.social · 2d

i have a photo of one of my aunts on her wedding day in the 70s and she looks exactly like me if i had the haircut and makeup of a woman getting married in the 70s

camille (scary) @kerminatrix.bsky.social · 2d

not only do i look like my dad, i look like all of my dad's family. 12 cousins, 1 face

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 3d

Do you look more like your mom or your dad? Or a grandparent? Or another relative?

camille (scary) @kerminatrix.bsky.social · 3d

fozzie bear is fundamentally Divorced

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camille (scary) @kerminatrix.bsky.social · 3d

we're watching the muppet show and i'm thinking about how there were surely people thinking freaky thoughts about various muppets but there was no internet so they couldn't go online and get an easy dozen likes off of opining on whether fozzie bones down (no)

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pilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 3d

donating food to your local pantry is GREAT and helpful, but money is best imo because we work with vendors/places who are able to give us bulk food and better prices than the average grocery store. if you're debating between giving a pantry canned goods or $20? definitely $20

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camille (scary) @kerminatrix.bsky.social · 3d

sure sex is cool or whatever but have you ever put on a pair of socks just out of the dryer

camille (scary) @kerminatrix.bsky.social · 3d

i shared it and a friend immediately dmed me about it and reshared it so the gospel of CONE is reaching some previously unreached audiences

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camille (scary) @kerminatrix.bsky.social · 4d

i made this in case you need to remind your friends not to be suckers :)

you can use it too if you want

Picture of some deep-sea exploration equipment moving upwards through a field of deep blue towards a lighter blue blob. Overlaid is the text "post slop, get dropped"

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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 5d

treat yo self!!!

Ouroboros can have a little ouroboros as a treat

It’s a picture of a snake eating its own tail a symbol know as the ouroboros!

#flatcircle #time

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camille (scary) @kerminatrix.bsky.social · 5d

Sent From My Subterranean Lair

camille (scary) @kerminatrix.bsky.social · 5d

i'm a total mole person because it is soooo dark in here due to the weather outside, and i couldn't be happier about it

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · Aug 3

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

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camille (scary) @kerminatrix.bsky.social · 6d

how do i pin a post by someone else

camille (scary) @kerminatrix.bsky.social · 7d

you've invented the jederhosen

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 8d

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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camille (scary) @kerminatrix.bsky.social · 8d

it's cold in here and wooly socks and hats and hoodies and blankets go a long way but the one thing that gets cold and can't be bundled up is my nose. i'm going to invent nose sweaters and make a million