Jonathan Zaworski
@jrzaworski.bsky.social
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He/Him. Bad jokes are good. Bios are hard. Law/Software/literature focus. Opinions are my own.
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andrewparker.bsky.social
Remember when democrats freaked the fuck out at the mere accusation that the IRS was scrutinizing right-wing nonprofits more?

Not rejecting them, not prosecuting anyone, just raising more questions?
justinhendrix.bsky.social
"The Trump administration is preparing sweeping changes at the Internal Revenue Service that would allow the agency to pursue criminal inquiries of left-leaning groups more easily, according to people familiar with the matter."
Exclusive | Trump Team Plans IRS Overhaul to Enable Pursuit of Left-Leaning Groups
The effort would install a Trump ally at the IRS’s criminal unit who has drawn up a list of investigative targets.
www.wsj.com
jrzaworski.bsky.social
A castle, a company that will move it brick-by-brick to Iceland, and enough earth-moving equipment to give it an actual lava moat (at which point I will be burnt to a crisp because heat transfer is a harsh mistress).
docseuss.bsky.social
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
jrzaworski.bsky.social
Maybe it's just me, but it seems even more dramatic than usual with Vyvanse. Which makes me wonder if some of the theoretically inactive ingredients actually affect bioavailability.
jrzaworski.bsky.social
They keep trying to make 'fetch' happen.
jrzaworski.bsky.social
90% of Sturgeon's law is crap.
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skepchick.org
my husband loves john oliver so i’m glad this week’s ep is about bari weiss and I got to tell him of the time I got booked to debate her live on stage in nyc and the organizers went bankrupt so I got paid without actually needing to interact with her, aka the greatest thing that has ever happened
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hurricanexyz.bsky.social
It's become clear this year that, in view of the Supreme Court of the United States, "Trump takes an L" counts as irreparable harm
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mostlybree.kitrocha.com
The gutting of the VRA in recent years is one of the topics mostly likely to get me in a fight with folks on social media, mostly because so few even know what Shelby v Holder was, or to what extent voting has not been free OR fair in much of the South, in the most racist ways imaginable.
audrelawdamercy.bsky.social
Wednesday is gonna be a rough day:

The Supreme Court will be hearing oral argument in a pair of cases that threaten what little remains of the federal government’s ability to protect voters from racial gerrymandering under the Voting Rights Act

ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/louis...
Louisiana v Callais: The Republicans Justices Are Getting Ready to Finish Off the Voting Rights Act
In Louisiana v Callais, John Roberts will have the chance to finish his decades-long war on. voting rights.
ballsandstrikes.org
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breelundberg.com
I've been seeing my favorite fuzzy friends around! 🍂🐛
Illustration of a wooly (sometimes spelled woolly) bear caterpillar. It's fuzzy and cute and has a happy little smile. There's lines radiating around it and above it says "it's wooly time!" in lowercase hand lettering. The background is a light orange checkered pattern.
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legalminimum.bsky.social
If for some reason you can’t get behind Indigenous Peoples Day today, feel free to celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving. Americans stole a perfectly good holiday and turned it into a day for Columbus, in exactly the same way they coopted Remembrance Day and made it about their Veterans only.
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golikehellmachine.com
your tactic of protesting in an inflatable frog suit which gets normal people on your side is far inferior to my tactic of posting about laser blinding helicopter pilots which is both wildly illegal and, were it to succeed, would put basically *everyone* against me
jrzaworski.bsky.social
I assume the ribbon is because you made him the Terriest.
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funranium.bsky.social
I am very tired of this, but a quick review.

In America, it is legal for you to own your bullshit laser, no matter how it got into the county.

How you use your bullshit laser matters. Most jurisdictions escalate to felony for lighting up any law enforcement. Doing to them in the sky is ++Felony.
jakeythesnakey.bsky.social
This is such an astoundingly bad idea that I kinda think it’s a false flag or an op of some sort

Merits aside, it is insanely easy to be caught if you do this and the punishment for doing this is much more severe than you’d guess.

(@faineg.bsky.social often writes on stuff like this)
jrzaworski.bsky.social
I'm very sad I can only reskeet this once.
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funranium.bsky.social
Also, let’s all say this together, class.

“There is no such thing as a toy laser. No laser is a toy.”
jrzaworski.bsky.social
I have an eye safe laser at home right next to my cold fusion reactor and modest collection of perpetual motion machines.
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faineg.bsky.social
someone on the Internet who really wants to convince you to shine lasers at manned aircraft as a protest tactic “because they did it in Chile in 2019” is either:

1. a fascist fed, or,

2. so terminally stupid that they have become functionally indistinguishable from one
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jackmurphyrgr.bsky.social
Our elite class folks.
sharonk.bsky.social
thiel, man, what the fuck are you talking about

He describes the plot of Watchmen, a 1986 graphic novel involving superheroes grappling with moral questions about humanity against the backdrop of impending nuclear war:

The antihero Ozymandias, the antichrist-type figure, is sort of an early-modern person. He believes this will be a timeless and eternal solution – eternal world peace. Moore is sort of a late-modern. In early modernity, you have ideal solutions, ‘perfect’ solutions to calculus. In late modernity, things are sort of probabilistic. And at some point, he asks Dr Manhattan whether the world government is going to last. And he says that ‘nothing lasts forever.’ So you embrace the antichrist and it still doesn’t work.

Thiel later finds biblical meaning in the manga One Piece, discussing how he believes it represents a future where an antichrist-like one-world government has repressed science. He believes that the hero, Monkey D Luffy, represents a Christlike figure.

In One Piece, you are set in a fantasy world, again sort of an alternate earth, but it’s 800 years into the reign of this one-world state. Which, as the story unfolds, gradually gets darker and darker. You sort of realize, in my interpretation, who runs the world and it’s something like the antichrist. There’s Luffy, a pirate who wears a red straw hat, sort of like Christ’s crown of thorns. And then towards the end of the story, transforms into a figure who resembles Christ in Revelation.

Thiel, along with a researcher and writer at Thiel Capital, explored these ideas at greater length in an essay for the religious journal First Things earlier this month.
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faineg.bsky.social
“People have done a really insanely dangerous thing in the past in other countries years ago” is not a great argument
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faineg.bsky.social
is it really fear-mongering to note that this is an extremely dangerous move in the current U.S. context (and in general), and that i would assume anyone actually suggesting protesters do this is in fact a fascist wrecker