John Gorman
@jpgorman.bsky.social
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Potbellied insomniac with a borderline personality, but in the good way. Stay at home dad, writer, songwriter, musician, live show enthusiast, recovering sports freak. Teams: MKE Bucks, Arsenal, Ohio State football. Milwaukee by choice, Ohio by blood.
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jpgorman.bsky.social
We've had Presidents who had poisonous metal in their mouths 24 hrs a day and Presidents who boozed all day every day their entire life and Presidents who thought a big skull meant you were smart and also George W. Bush yet somehow in 2025 we ended up with the dog shit stupidest one who ever lived.
jpgorman.bsky.social
FOUR FRIENDS WHO LOST CHILDREN TO FENTANYL?!?

This dude is 41 years old. Fuck outta here, man.
atrupar.com
Eric Trump: "Now every single time a boat goes out of Venezuela it's getting blown up into a million pieces. That's exactly what's happening every single day. I personally have 4 friends who have lost children to fentanyl."
jpgorman.bsky.social
The Bluesky Guarantee
illumi.meme
if you're just now coming from twitter just know this place sucks too but just ever so slightly less
jpgorman.bsky.social
Their big idea today is pledging to, if they win back the House, make ICE agents take their masks off (everything else will stay the same).
mmmmmmuhh.bsky.social
daydreaming about having an opposition party
moreperfectunion.bsky.social
BREAKING: The Trump administration is doubling its Argentina bailout to $40 billion.
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dansheehan.bsky.social
People will always be like “lmao they actually blocked me” yeah man I pressed two buttons to get rid of a weird guy and I’ll do it again
jpgorman.bsky.social
Ha, why'd homey delete that post?
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chadstanton.blacksky.app
I just want to be very clear here. This is the Vice President of the United States saying it’s a regular practice among white people to enthusiastically endorse slavery, Hitler, and rape.
jpgorman.bsky.social
He sent this to me personally, FYI, within seconds of my criticism of his piece, which does not make a deeper point beyond celebrating an idea about new "accountability" for ICE agents as opposed to *consequences*, which is how we got here in the first place.

I usually like his shit but come on.
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joadsprocket.bsky.social
JD Vance stands for Venereal Disease Jance
jpgorman.bsky.social
No.
gregsargent.bsky.social
Dear Bluesky: Please stop playing the pathetic, phony little game of pretending that the *only* thing discussed in this piece is masks. Take the bad faith bullshit factional posturing elsewhere. Thanks.
gregsargent.bsky.social
This is good: Rep Eric Swalwell tells me House Dems are now discussing making an end to mask-wearing a precondition for ICE funding.

"When we are in the majority, the masks are coming off," he says.

This is the next frontier in anti-Trump resistance.

New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2018...
jpgorman.bsky.social
I do think he knows, and it shows when he does shit like this. Mike Pence would never stoop to answering for this type of thing, not in a million years, and he was both craven and dumb as hell.
jpgorman.bsky.social
Oh my God dude this sucks so bad, what are you talking about?

This is the "More female prison guards" meme as an actual policy idea.

What is wrong with these people?
gregsargent.bsky.social
This is good: Rep Eric Swalwell tells me House Dems are now discussing making an end to mask-wearing a precondition for ICE funding.

"When we are in the majority, the masks are coming off," he says.

This is the next frontier in anti-Trump resistance.

New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2018...
Trump ICE Raids Take Horrific Turn in Chicago, Handing Dems an Opening
There’s one simple pledge Democrats can make to voters about ICE that’s easy to understand and will have broad support.
newrepublic.com
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drandrewthaler.bsky.social
Not for nothing, but every time three 18 year olds at Harvard start a petition, the entire Right Wing commentariate goes absolutely feral.
jpgorman.bsky.social
People in their 20s and 30s aren't kids, bro.
jpgorman.bsky.social
It is pretty fucking weird to look back what feels like not that long ago and realize it was a completely different world, and I was a completely different person in it.
jpgorman.bsky.social
Realized this morning I'm no longer on speaking terms with ~75% of the people I invited to my wedding in June 2013, lol.

It sucks, but it's the answer to the OFFICE SPACE thing:

How come I have to leave when they're the ones who suck?

Because they suck *together*, and I'd rather not suck at all.
jpgorman.bsky.social
I have been a stay-at-home dad/husband for eight years now, and here's the deal:

A man has a problem with his partner making more than him, and he makes it a Them problem, and he does not go to therapy or get any help dealing with it himself, he 1) is missing out, and 2) ain't shit.

End of story.
jpgorman.bsky.social
They're going to lose because they are losers who don't know how to win. They try to present as this hyper-masculine ultra-strong behemoth but they're a bunch of scared little weasels scurrying around doing whatever a demented old shithead tells them to do after watching TV, and everyone knows it.
bft.wtf
The GOP doing free promo for 'No Kings' is really funny to me, really feels like tactically their best tactic was to just pretend they had never spared it a thought
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ugarles.bsky.social
tbh there's a real difference between a young republican and a Young Republican. if the former doesn't recoil from interaction with the latter, though, it's immaterial.
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internethippo.bsky.social
"The president is illegitimate and should be removed from office" is the minimum pitch for anyone nominally opposing him
donmoyn.bsky.social
Trump is upfront in saying he will use the shutdown to punish Democrats, and here are the receipts. About $27.2 billion cut from Dem districts compared to about $0.7 billion in GOP districts.
We all complain about the media, but need this type of in-depth journalism.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Trump Halts Billions in Grants for Democratic Districts During Shutdown (Gift Article)
The Trump administration has frozen or canceled nearly $28 billion primarily located in Democratic-led districts, according to an analysis by The New York Times.
www.nytimes.com
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veryimportant.lawyer
everyone needs to internalize that this is just how all republicans are and when nancy pelosi said "the country needs a strong republican party" she meant that more people like this should be powerful. they are all like this! they all think just like this and like trump and they love it and it's fun
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
jpgorman.bsky.social
Mad King.

If he were trying to trigger a second American Revolution he wouldn't be doing anything differently.
atrupar.com
Trump and Bessent clarify that they will only help out Argentina as long as Milei is in power. Trump adds that the same thing goes with NYC, where the White House will hold up funds if Mamdani wins.
jpgorman.bsky.social
Shallowater, GOD'S GONNA GIVE YOU A MILLION DOLLARS

Greg Freeman, BURNOVER

Friendship, CAVEMAN WAKES UP

Florry, SOUNDS LIKE...

Teen Mortgage, DEVIL ULTRASONIC DREAM

Natalie Bregman, MY HOME IS NOT IN THIS WORLD
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nasboat.org
it’s tough being online. click this for a 90-second reprieve from the horrors and cleanse your brain.