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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 55m

While “artificial intelligence” is depleting fresh water supplies or whatever, real intelligence can run off of a couple Twix bars and an eight ball.

Allegedly.

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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 7h

Damn…

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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 8h

Auburn Jesus is gonna come to town, get blackout drunk, and get banned from Fat Daddy’s.

Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 8h

There’s gonna be some CHOICES made and I’d guess most of them are gonna be disasters.

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10h

Your current FBS head coach openings:
• Virginia Tech
• UCLA
• Oklahoma State
• Arkansas
• Oregon State
• Penn State
• UAB
• Florida
• Colorado State
• LSU
• Auburn

Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 9h

Living near Auburn like I do has made these past few years entertaining because of all the dysfunction in their football program and how thoroughly it has broken people’s brains.

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Antelope @wovenantelope.bsky.social · 10h

Gonna be hilarious when they hire Rush Propst.

Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 10h

SOURCES: Auburn has fired head coach Hugh Freeze, @theathletic.com has learned.

Comes one day after a 10-3 loss to Kentucky to fall to 1-5 in SEC play. DJ Durkin will be the interim head coach.

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 11h

To add to this:

Like, you don't see people trashing Jamey Chadwell or Mark Richt or a lot of other outspoken Christian coaches.

Just Freeze and Dabo, and the hate isn't about their faith but about their malignant and self-centered use of it.

Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 11h

A lot of people think that national CFB media don't like Freeze because he's conservative, or Christian, or both. No, it's because he's a fundamental phony who treats people badly and grants himself absolution without changing his behavior, in exactly the ways Jason predicted years ago

Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 11h

Wrote this three years ago. The football parts held up fine, not that it was hard to predict

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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 9h

With Freeze it’s that he’s an absolute shitbag hypocrite. For Dabo he’s a sanctimonious dumbass.

As much as we joked, Mark Richt really does seem to be a good man.

Freeze and Dabo are both fucking horrible.

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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 9h

Who all is Auburn paying to not be their football coach now?

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Liam @othemts.bsky.social · 1d

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

Djinn & Tonic 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱 @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 1d

Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball

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Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 1d

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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 1d

ABC- antenna.

ESPN- not at all

Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 1d

That dude’s professor of voice?

Needta fire his ass

Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 1d

I’d argue it’s more disrespectful to take the knee at the 1 than to just run it in.

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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 1d

SEC refs, everyone.

Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 1d

I want it to be ruled a catch for the lulz

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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 1d

FWIW I picked Vandy because horns down…

Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 1d

*Pokes Vandy with a stick*

Uhhh… Dores? You okay?

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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 1d

*Pokes Vandy with a stick*

Uhhh… Dores? You okay?

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

Weird to have the ESPN announcers talking about Navy not having teachers due to the government shutdown in a CFB game… then Navy immediately fumbles.

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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 1d

Depending on how long the YTTV/Disney thing lasts, it won’t really bother my TV watching habits too much.

Bama’s off this week and on ABC next week and I have an antenna and have been watching the ABC games that way anyhow. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 2d

I do not envy you.

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Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 2d

Well, you see, Republicans are invertebrates, so…

Joshua Akins @joshuasakins.bsky.social · 2d

Wait…is dude dressed as the 12th Doctor from Doctor Who?

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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 2d

Kid came by dressed as Columbo. Left with all my candy after saying, "Oh, and one more thing...," at me over and over for half an hour.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 2d

gave out old Bluesky invite codes to trick or treaters this year. they set my lawn on fire and called me a bitch

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