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Jess

@jessicalfarrell.bsky.social

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She/her Law Student (mature, allegedly) Dilettante & Procrastinatrodinaire Not good at portmanteaus

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · Aug 26

I'm like if a girl were made of Kierkegaard's Dad and yakety sax.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 6h

I can hear this gif

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Raywat Deonandan @deonandan.bsky.social · 18h

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 10h

is the long walk stand by me while walking?

..... thanks AI overview 😆

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 10h

Define "Perfect Ending"

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 10h

My 11-yo niece and I both agreed that a) we wouldn't have made it past the first day, b) walking off the pavement was the way to go, and c) pooping your pants was the only option (whether its possible to do it while walking at 3 mph is unknown.)

#thelongwalk

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10h

all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 10h

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 10h

Took my niece to see The Long Walk. A lot of f-bombs and headshots for an 11-year old 😅🤷‍♀️

Good movie though!

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17h

when you wake up in the morning after you went there last night planning to break up

On a bed, a guinea pig stares wistfully at the camera, a sleeping cat curled around them.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22h

Your email found me but I am not well

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 22h

Saturdayyyyyyyyyyy class 🙌

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 23h

Into my 🧠 on Saturday morning

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 23h

Going into class without a beverage is so dangerous tbh. What if I get a random cough?

Anyways I'm late for class.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 1d

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 1d

My dream career is after-school chauffeur.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 1d

Moping. Glum. Melancholy (pronounced as Megamind says it)

a cartoon of snoopy laying on top of a red dog house in the rain

ALT: a cartoon of snoopy laying on top of a red dog house in the rain

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 2d

Oooh Mystery Mood!

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Playlist · Jess · 23 items

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2d

if i was eminem's friend i think i'd feel that it was my duty to make sure he doesn't really believe that's why they call it window pane

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 2d

[eyeballing my neighbors body of christ at church]

you gonna eat that?

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 2d

EXCUSE ME

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 2d

Moi, a flirt?????? Mais non.
It's just banter 💁‍♀️

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 2d

Someone please bring me all the chocolate almonds in the land.

And a slurpee.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 2d

This is excellent news! Wasnt going to rake but for lazy reasons..

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 2d

Everybody asking me why I'm doing 6 courses like I'm known for good choices 😂😂🤨 come on now.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 2d

How today feels 💓💝

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Beyoncé - Love On Top (Official Video)

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