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Jess

@jessicalfarrell.bsky.social

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She/her Law Student (mature, allegedly) Dilettante & Procrastinatrodinaire Not good at portmanteaus

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · Aug 26

I'm like if a girl were made of Kierkegaard's Dad and yakety sax.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 2h

Saturdayyyyyyyyyyy class 🙌

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 3h

Into my 🧠 on Saturday morning

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 4h

Going into class without a beverage is so dangerous tbh. What if I get a random cough?

Anyways I'm late for class.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 14h

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 15h

My dream career is after-school chauffeur.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 15h

Moping. Glum. Melancholy (pronounced as Megamind says it)

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 1d

Oooh Mystery Mood!

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Mystery Mood

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 1d

if i was eminem's friend i think i'd feel that it was my duty to make sure he doesn't really believe that's why they call it window pane

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 1d

[eyeballing my neighbors body of christ at church]

you gonna eat that?

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 1d

EXCUSE ME

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 1d

Moi, a flirt?????? Mais non.
It's just banter 💁‍♀️

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 1d

Someone please bring me all the chocolate almonds in the land.

And a slurpee.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 1d

This is excellent news! Wasnt going to rake but for lazy reasons..

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 1d

Everybody asking me why I'm doing 6 courses like I'm known for good choices 😂😂🤨 come on now.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 1d

How today feels 💓💝

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Beyoncé - Love On Top (Official Video)

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 1d

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly, I just refuse to do yard work. And anyways it's got some kind of aesthetic ✨️

Bumblebee is looking SO good!

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 2d

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Why China Built 162 Square Miles of Solar Panels on the World’s Highest Plateau

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 3d

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well shit. At least I'm one of many.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 3d

I hope my next boyfriend looks kinda like this
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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 3d

Wednesday! Time for my long day 😴🫡

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 3d

Some call it arrogant, I call it confident 💅🎶

Using Ego as my morning alarm is doing nothing for my already ginormous ego 🙃

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 3d

New sticker for my collection.
I'm not really mean, I'm just a brat.

Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 3d

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Jess @jessicalfarrell.bsky.social · 3d

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