Bloom
@jerrybloom.bsky.social
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I play games, sometimes write. https://linktr.ee/jerrybloomfield
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jerrybloom.bsky.social
Weed and wood smoke
ldlewiswrites.blacksky.app
What would *your* book smell like if you engaged in a mega weirdo scented pages promotional campaign?
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golikehellmachine.com
by this time next year, we want ICE agent to be one of the most miserable, soul destroying, hated jobs in america, we want parking enforcement to look like a dream job by comparison
golikehellmachine.com
the thing is, all that knock off amazon operator gear you bought to look tough and scary just looks fucking silly when you are being gyrated at by someone wearing an inflatable frog costume and being mooned by a naked bagpiper on a unicycle, it just doesn’t work, the self image cannot hold
schnorkles.bsky.social
It should not be understated how much clever shit like this actually annihilates morale at places like ICE/CBP.

Getting made fun of like this on national television while people laugh at you is.. well, you may call it victory wine, but it ain't.
jerrybloom.bsky.social
Lets open a chicken strip joint that has flights of sauces
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jamesdfhannah.bsky.social
Come out, come out, wherever you are, because it’s That Noise at 2 AM, talking to @tonywirt.com about his latest thriller, SILENT CREEK.

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jerrybloom.bsky.social
And my right hand, you bastard.
jerrybloom.bsky.social
If my body could stop with new pains, that would be great.
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thesgtjoker.bsky.social
We have measles coming around, and frogs, soon it will be locusts.
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noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
You can just share my video from me instead of sharing a screen recording of my video from a content farm account that isn’t on the scene btw.
noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
jerrybloom.bsky.social
Please do it, nypd
misoshnik.bsky.social
Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?
A tweet from Bari Weiss that says “"It's shaken me to my core," a lieutenant said of Mamdani's unexpected victory in June. "The absolute dread I feel is palpable.
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Today in @TheFP our @Olivia_Reingold talks to the cops who say they will walk if Zohran Mamdani is elected in November:”
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solissequentials.bsky.social
I'm hoping to avoid bots. I think I have a good starting point to talk to some people.
jerrybloom.bsky.social
Who does he know? Or what?
jerrybloom.bsky.social
I remember the Playboy videogame issue.
hollynielsen.bsky.social
When I see men in games reminisce fondly of the “golden age” of game magazines I just think of shit like this and remember that game magazines actively put me off playing videogames as a kid.
jacobgeller.com
I sometimes read old gaming magazines and stumbled upon this "babe of the year" section from Playstation: The Official Magazine.

If I was the editor I would have gently suggested this writer be put down like a rabid dog
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hollynielsen.bsky.social
When I see men in games reminisce fondly of the “golden age” of game magazines I just think of shit like this and remember that game magazines actively put me off playing videogames as a kid.
jacobgeller.com
I sometimes read old gaming magazines and stumbled upon this "babe of the year" section from Playstation: The Official Magazine.

If I was the editor I would have gently suggested this writer be put down like a rabid dog
jerrybloom.bsky.social
First pornhub now the dms?
jerrybloom.bsky.social
Fucking Ivarr. Ceolbert, you were too pure for this world. #ACValhalla
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helengittos.bsky.social
'Sutton Hoo & Syria: The Anglo-Saxons Who Served in the Byzantine Army?' This is one of the most exciting things I've written (so far..!). Thanks to everyone who helped.
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