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aspiring beefy idiot. great value god of thunder. bi disaster. guncle of wrestlesky. he/him. AuDHD. Guess I'm a furry now too. Sona @axegrinderleif.bsky.social Mostly SFW but still 🔞

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haunted by the ghost of lowtax @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social · Dec 23

405 MOTHERFUCKERS

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BK @whitesox.bsky.social · 1h

WHENEVER THE 2005 WHITE SOX ARE NOT ON SCREEN, ALL THE OTHER FANS SHOULD BE ASKING
"WHERE'S THE 2005 WHITE SOX?"

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haunted by the ghost of lowtax @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social · 12h

Ice Birds tied with Water Birds after one

haunted by the ghost of lowtax @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social · 12h

Big deal

Call me when they have 4 in row

You won't

Cause it'll never happen again

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 12h

WENT THE DISTANCE ✅

Yoshinobu Yamamoto has thrown the first Los Angeles Dodgers postseason complete game since José Lima in the 2003 NLDS.

haunted by the ghost of lowtax @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social · 12h

Anaheim Ducks? More like Anaheim Fucks. Quack quack go lay your eggs somewhere else you feathered pieces of shit.

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 12h

(mariners win two games on the road) aww, you’re sweet!

(dodgers win two games on the road) hello… human resources???

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BK @whitesox.bsky.social · 12h

And now, we read from the old scripture:

Tweet from me, in January 2019:

"On his deathbed, a #WhiteSox fan pulls his wife in close. It's the last thing he'll ever tell the love of his life. She kisses him on the forehead, and leans in to listen. Through bated breath, he struggles as he whispers "four... complete... games............ never... again..."

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BK @whitesox.bsky.social · 12h

White Sox fans when a complete game in the postseason is brought up:

a close up of a man 's face with the words " ahem " written on it .

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words " ahem " written on it .

media.tenor.com

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haunted by the ghost of lowtax @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social · 12h

I need the biggest seed bell you have

No that's too big

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 13d

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

haunted by the ghost of lowtax @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social · 12h

Not as funny as the idea that there will ever be four consecutive complete games ever again

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haunted by the ghost of lowtax @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social · 12h

Jerry Reinsdorf has converted to Mormonism

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BK @whitesox.bsky.social · 12h

I mean, that sort of thing will surely never happen again

Nate @natelech.bsky.social · 12h

Pretty pathetic these Dodgers starters can't pitch four consecutive complete games in the LCS, it's actually embarrassing

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haunted by the ghost of lowtax @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social · 12h

The Aquatic Birds are playing Hockey

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onion person @junlper.beer · 13h

jd vance is currently defending this

Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 13h

Young Democrats: hey maybe don’t kidnap my international friends

Young Republicans:

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haunted by the ghost of lowtax @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social · 13h

a man is writing in a notebook with a pen

ALT: a man is writing in a notebook with a pen

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haunted by the ghost of lowtax @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social · 14h

Down the bottle for the first segment of TOH XVII

If you know you know

haunted by the ghost of lowtax @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social · 6d

Halloween season drinking game

Watch all the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episodes and drink anytime the writers are barely concealing a fetish

Take a shot if it involves feederism

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Matt @academicfabe.bsky.social · 16h

Honestly didn't know AEW uploaded a TWO AND A HALF HOUR video of Eddie Kingston talking shit.

How is this not the most viewed Youtube video in history?

#AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky

youtu.be/DXc6RcPPozc?...

Eddie Kingston Addresses His Enemies: The BEST of the Mad King on the microphone! | AEW Timelines

YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling

youtu.be

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haunted by the ghost of lowtax @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social · 16h

Please tell me the costco stuff is safe

haunted by the ghost of lowtax @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social · 16h

Oh that explains it

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 22h

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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George Pearkes @peark.es · 19h

"We are considering terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil" is an all-timer. Thank you Mr President, we appreciate your insights.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

I believe that China purposefully not buying our Soybeans, and causing difficulty for our Soybean Farmers, is an Economically Hostile Act. We are considering terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil, and other elements of Trade, as retribution. As an example, we can easily produce Cooking Oil ourselves, we don’t need to purchase it from China.

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 23h

this should say "want to see Marilyn Monroe in game of thrones? report to your local reeducation center"

Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 2d

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

Want to See Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? AI Could Make It Soon

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

www.scientificamerican.com

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 1d

the magic: the gathering card "bagel and schmear" from the spider-man magic: the gathering set. Yes this is a real card that is legal to play

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endeavorance 🕊️ @endeavorance.camp · 1d

If the government is shutdown for 15 minute we are legally allowed to leave

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 1d

I firmly believe that Digimon could have stopped 9/11 but I hesitate to say the same thing about most Pokémon.

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING NEWS:

The Texas A&M police department confirms to Extra Points that the sandwich in question was “a pimento cheese” sandwich.

Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 3d

look I know journalism is a dying industry

but I want sandwich details goddammit

Capt. Silky @nowbacktome.bsky.social · 3d

If you still have Twitter the TAMUpolice account is gold during the games. Case in point dude had a water jug of whiskey and a BAC .337 how was he not dead?

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