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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979)

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 3d

📽️ Tonight at the indoor drive-in: Universal monsters old and new

A “marquee” in refrigerator magnets made to look like Scrabble letters:

STAR LITE DRIVE-IN

SATURDAY

THE MUMMY

WOLF MAN

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 26m

in honesty I think he’s been slamming it in a Bible so long that he actually just sees a threat to his belief system

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 37m

great stuff tbh, if you only see one from this season it’d be a good choice

Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 40m

haha I almost added something about how people inventing these secret urges for him can’t believe someone’s actually that boring, but to be honest I believe it. I think this genuinely offends him

Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 44m

As the type who’s read with morbid fascination about many a roving sicko on Crime Library dot com, I loved the bleak humor with which this invents a couple more. There are many endings I probably would have liked more than the one we get, but you can’t claim it doesn’t have a black little heart ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 44m

They and the people on a stretch of road have the bad luck to all run into each other, and if there was a contest for who wants most to be left alone Balk seems to be the reigning champ but good luck with that

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 44m

The young hitcher is played by Warren Kole and the older trucker (of course) by Michael Moriarty, who gets a nice pre-NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN scene with a store clerk where his genial New Yawk voice seems to curdle as what he’s saying gets weirder and weirder

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 1h

Next was Larry Cohen’s exceptionally mean PICK ME UP, also a favorite. Among wooded Pacific Northwest highways, two serial killers—one a hitcher, one a trucker—cross paths and step on each other’s toes, with quite a few people (but especially sullen traveler Fairuza Balk) getting caught between them

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 1h

imagine Mike Johnson getting trapped in the street with a naked bike ride zooming around him, one hand up to a cheek as he says “goodness!”

I sure can. I’d call him the ice milk of people if he were more cheerful

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 1h

he didn’t have to lie for this one lmao

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1h

U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 1h

can’t believe they invited him to the memorial and didn’t expect him to say “I got shot better”

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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · Dec 5

Gonna open an art gallery but it’s just Drew Struzan’s concept art for the RADIOLAND MURDERS movie poster.

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 2h

Whoa yeah it is, what?? They didn’t use any of these!

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 2h

I cut my own so there’s just no schedule at all haha

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 3h

It just sounded like a funny thing to say. I really do need the haircut though

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 3h

I need a haircut and an adult

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merritt @merrittk.com · 3h

the microplastics and heavy metals in my body squaring up to decide who gets to give me cancer

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 3h

recently learned that the guy who did this also coined the phrase "gay pride," a true legend

gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 4h

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 4h

Taking a chance on a pulp sci-fi paperback with a lurid cover you find in a thrift store's book section is always worth it. Either it's a hilarious collection of mid-century neuroses or it's The Einstein Intersection.

John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 10h

Tell me your most life-affirming literary opinion.

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Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 4h

NICE haul

Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 4h

You heard the song and now it’s stuck inside your lovely heeeead…

Wipe off that angel face and go to school, instead

Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 4h

what’s that spinning sound

Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 5h

I’m of two minds about it

Dracula’s Dog’s Groomer (1979) @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · May 18

Poster for 2004’s YES: Joan Allen and Simon Akbarian are seen embracing in a doorway, his shirt nearly off as he kisses her temple. Rave critical quotes are in a black band above, “A FILM BY SALLY POTTER” and credits in a black band below, and “YES” in huge red letters atop the image.

Poster for NO (2012) - Gael García Bernal is seen looking grimly over his shoulder against a painted rainbow spectrum. “NO” is in large letters above him, and “Adíos, Mr. Pinochet” in smaller letters above that. Credits are at the bottom.

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weinberg @weinberg.social · 8h

❤️

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Heatherface Wixson @thehorrorchick.bsky.social · 10h

Oh no, we’ve lost Drew Struzan. What an amazing talent…. :(

An illustration compilation of a ton of art created by Drew Struzan.

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wellschristopher.bsky.social @wellschristopher.bsky.social · 10h

Hey this might interest you since you’re into genre films. I just launched the Weird Short Films Festival. It’s all about supporting low to no budget filmmakers. filmfreeway.com/WeirdShortFi...

Weird Short Films Festival

Weird Short Films strives to showcase the most original shorts on our official @WeirdShortFilms YouTube channel and at The Vino Theater, Brooklyn, on April 1...

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