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🔱 Jacob Satan Party 🔱 @jacobsidney.com · 1h

Trump on the cover of Time Magazine, with an especially vaginal neck

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Honey Girl Grows @honeygirlgrows.bsky.social · 6h

Heads up Los Angeles, turn your irrigation off for at least 4-7 days thanks RAIN! I turned all clients’ off a few days prior, from my phone. And in Australia last week I was able to adjust based on cooler temps to reduce watering needs from afar. Smarter watering! 🌱 Hydrawise by Hunter is the BEST.

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🔱 Jacob Satan Party 🔱 @jacobsidney.com · 7h

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The Ms. Rock KISW Hydroplane
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Sean O'Shaughnessy (real ones know)
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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 8h

Mariners fans, who (doesn’t have to be realistic lol) would you like to see throw out a first pitch this week?

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🔱 Jacob Satan Party 🔱 @jacobsidney.com · 7h

My wife and I noticed you across the ethnostate, and just really dig your vibe

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 6h

*no kings except this guy

What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 1d

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

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Mariner Housewife @marinerhousewife.bsky.social · 6h

My answer is our lovely Death To Flying Things Gentleman, Franklin Gutierrez. ❤️

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🔱 Jacob Satan Party 🔱 @jacobsidney.com · 7h

JP Patches
The Wheedle
Ivar Haglund
Humpy
The USS Mariner
The Ms. Rock KISW Hydroplane
Frank Colacurcio
Bucky Jacobsen
Jose Cruz Jr
Bobby Ayala
The Batalis
Toshi Kasahara
Sean O'Shaughnessy (real ones know)
Steven Jesse Bernstein
Mr. Lifto
The Seafair Pirates
Ann & Nancy Wilson
The Sonics (band)

Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 8h

Mariners fans, who (doesn’t have to be realistic lol) would you like to see throw out a first pitch this week?

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🔱 Jacob Satan Party 🔱 @jacobsidney.com · 7h

THE USS MARINER

Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 8h

Mariners fans, who (doesn’t have to be realistic lol) would you like to see throw out a first pitch this week?

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🔱 Jacob Satan Party 🔱 @jacobsidney.com · 7h

HUMPY

Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 8h

Mariners fans, who (doesn’t have to be realistic lol) would you like to see throw out a first pitch this week?

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🔱 Jacob Satan Party 🔱 @jacobsidney.com · 7h

IVAR HAGLUND

Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 8h

Mariners fans, who (doesn’t have to be realistic lol) would you like to see throw out a first pitch this week?

🔱 Jacob Satan Party 🔱 @jacobsidney.com · 7h

THE WHEEDLE

Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 8h

Mariners fans, who (doesn’t have to be realistic lol) would you like to see throw out a first pitch this week?

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🔱 Jacob Satan Party 🔱 @jacobsidney.com · 7h

JP PATCHES

Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 8h

Mariners fans, who (doesn’t have to be realistic lol) would you like to see throw out a first pitch this week?

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Notreal @susannyc.bsky.social · 10h

She is a school Counselor!!!!!!

From the school website identifying her.

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🔱 Jacob Satan Party 🔱 @jacobsidney.com · 7h

My wife and I noticed you across the ethnostate, and just really dig your vibe

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🔱 Jacob Satan Party 🔱 @jacobsidney.com · 7h

Yes on 50, California!

"Hello JACOB,

This is a message from the California Secretary of State on behalf of Los Angeles County Registrar of Voters. Your ballot for the November 4, 2025, Statewide Special Election was received and counted. Thank you for voting!"

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Corbin K. Smith @emeraldcityspectrum.com · 12h

Sam Darnold couldn't have possibly made a better throw than the one he uncorked to Jaxon Smith-Njigba for 61-yard touchdown. Right in the damn bucket!

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🔱 Jacob Satan Party 🔱 @jacobsidney.com · 13h

I would like a total ban on my teen using the mass shooting / suicide machine please

Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 18h

"“While I strongly support the author’s goal of establishing necessary safeguards for the safe use of AI by minors, (the bill) imposes such broad restrictions on the use of conversational AI tools that it may unintentionally lead to a total ban on the use of these products by minors,” Newsom said."

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Derek Young @derekmyoung.bsky.social · 13h

Come on, like Americans would ever start a revolution over tariffs on caffeinated beverages.

The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 15h

Tariffs have rapidly increased the price of coffee—a drink with almost no nutritional value and lots of functional substitutes. Yet coffee may also be the one thing Americans can’t live without, @elcush.bsky.social writes:

The Drink That Americans Won’t Give Up Without a Fight

Coffee has almost no nutritional value and lots of substitutes. It’s also, apparently, too important to lose.

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Amanda Lane Cumming @amandalc.bsky.social · 15h

A suggestion I have for people who want to read 1 article is to see if it’s available through your library. Different library systems have access to different things, but there’s a lot more available through library websites than people realize!

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16h

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

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🔱 Jacob Satan Party 🔱 @jacobsidney.com · 15h

Aaaaaaahhhh

Eigen Spiders @eigenseide.bsky.social · 15h

No, I'm not crying ... Oops, yes, it's me. I'm crying. What a sweet story about a magical night of baseball. My, oh my! www.seattletimes.com/sports/marin...

Dave Niehaus statue helped his daughter get through Mariners' epic ALDS win

The daughter of late Mariners broadcaster Dave Niehaus began Friday's ALDS Game 5 in her seat at T-Mobile Park but finished it at the statue of her father.

www.seattletimes.com

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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 15h

A gorgeous fall day here in the burning hellscape of Portland.

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 1d

The Regime's goal is to grind everyone down. Plain & simple. Our goal is to refuse this by taking turns to fight where and how we can. When one group needs to bow out, then another group needs to step in and so on. We don't all have to do everything. We can all do something though. Stay in the fight

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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 1d

Time magazine is owned by Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff, who just came out as a Trump supporter and said it would be great if he sent the National Guard to invade San Francisco

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

Just in case the dramatically low Leni Riefenstahl-style angle was too subtle, they used a word from her most famous movie

Time magazine cover featuring a photo of Trump from a dramatically low angle

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by ERIC CORTELLESSA
THE LEADER ISRAEL NEEDED
by EHUD BARAK
HOW GAZA HEALS

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🔱 Jacob Satan Party 🔱 @jacobsidney.com · 1d

Been done cancelled since Ole Neil left

(I know he came back. It saddens me.)

Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 1d

Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.

It’s time to cancel your account.