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Hermshu

@hermshu.bsky.social

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Hermshu @hermshu.bsky.social · Nov 6

The good news is we’re all going to die one day.

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Hermshu @hermshu.bsky.social · 38m

Hiding in the Bathroom: How to Get Through Your Work Day with as Little Pain as Possible

Hermshu @hermshu.bsky.social · 16h

I’m an alpha(bet soup) male.

Hermshu @hermshu.bsky.social · 17h

This place is a ghost town, but without the kind of ghost that goes down on Dan Aykroyd in Ghostbusters.

Hermshu @hermshu.bsky.social · 17h

I should start doing drugs again. #drugs #druglife #doingdrugs #gettinghigh

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 18h

if you mean do I like stroking your cat over and over, yes I suppose you can consider me petty

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Hermshu @hermshu.bsky.social · 21h

Why don’t you open an AI data center in your ass? Wait. That’s actually a good idea. That’s my idea. Don’t steal it.

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Hermshu @hermshu.bsky.social · 21h

Sometimes I feel like I’m on the outside looking in, and people on the inside are like, “PERVERT!” But I’m not being pervy. I just wanna see what you get up to in the shower.

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 1d

my nephew just made this for me. you think it’s cute? it’s not. he’s a 23 year old cashier at Spirit Halloween

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Hermshu @hermshu.bsky.social · 1d

Choose your Crest capitalism anxiety challenge.

A supermarket aisle with an absurd variety of Crest toothpastes on the shelves, such as Crest with Scope, Crest Whitening, etc.

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Hermshu @hermshu.bsky.social · 1d

Who else is regretting their lost and wasted youth?

Hermshu @hermshu.bsky.social · 1d

Sally Jenkins: “Eva Braun was a #GirlBoss”

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Jun 5

You, 6ft tall, full head of hair: i cant get into these crevices im too big and they snag my hair.

Me, 5'6 and bald, emerging from a crevice: yeah I wouldn't know, man

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 2d

In 1980, my mom invented the double bow for shoe tying and revolutionized babysitting.

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Hermshu @hermshu.bsky.social · 1d

Special underwear that sends a notification to your phone when you piss or shit yourself. 💡

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Hermshu @hermshu.bsky.social · 1d

They’re weary from the Thumb Wars.

Hermshu @hermshu.bsky.social · 1d

My thumbs aren’t strong enough to post in two places.

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Hermshu @hermshu.bsky.social · 1d

I had constructed the perfect skeet in my mind, one that would cut through the lies and put us all in a brand new paradigm in which we would create a better world together, but I saw a cute video of a donkey and I forgot it. So instead I offer this: Chesty Cheetah.