Thierry Ennui
@heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
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Former minor Twitter personality, current nobody
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heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
Hell Mexican winter baseball started yesterday
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
Going to become one of those conservative alpha male influencer guys but my bit will be consuming “macro plastics”
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
What if you are here legally but just want $1000 and a free flight to another country to start a new life. Hypothetically.
petegain.es
Fuck you @government
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
Gonna give my 10 year old Prius a little kiss before I get in this morning
cnn.com
CNN @cnn.com · 12h
New car buyers can expect to shell out an average of more than $50,000 for the first time, according to a report from Kelley Blue Book. https://cnn.it/4odLnaO
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
Domenech was a head butt away from winning a World Cup!
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
In the required viewing, did Secretary Hegseth call you a:

A. Fatty
B. Beardo
C. Homo
D. All of the above
premthakker.bsky.social
NEW: Pentagon officials are forcing staff to watch Pete Hegseth's "Warrior" speech he forced generals to listen to.

Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.
The Pentagon Is Ordering Staff to Watch Hegseth’s ‘MAGA Garbage’ Speech… Or Else
Defense Department sources tell Zeteo that staff have been warned that if they don’t watch or read the speech, or if they speak negatively of it, they could face severe consequences.
zeteo.com
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
The brain geniuses at US soccer really brought in Kirkland Signature Raymond Domenech to guarantee a 0-2-1 group stage exit in 2026
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
Can’t believe it was 10 years ago, the first bit of Cespedes was so damn fun. Even the second part was sort of enjoyable just knowing he was stealing the Wilpons money.
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baileyannej.bsky.social
A fan in the 400 level just tried to start a "Let's go Caps!" chant and got such a quiet response that he went, "Really?!"
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jacketdan.bsky.social
He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
They are allowed to watch R rated movies now and don’t care who knows it
rodger.bsky.social
not sure anything in all of college sports has worse vibes than "the student section at Liberty games that shows up to every game wearing Joker makeup"
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theonion.com
Injured Player Gives Thumbs-Down While Being Carted Off Field
Injured Player Gives Thumbs-Down While Being Carted Off Field
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fourverts.bsky.social
red dead redemption subreddit filled with d’angelo tributes. what a career.
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volts.wtf
Imagine the media reaction if a single Democrat ever said anything like this ever once in history.
atrupar.com
After bragging about permanently cutting "Democrat programs," Trump says "we're not closing up Republican programs."
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noupside.bsky.social
I'm sorry, is the Trump Administration talking to a tech platform?

Is it...requesting content moderation?
Today following outreach from @thejusticedept, Facebook removed a large group page that was being used to dox and target @ICEgov agents in Chicago.
The wave of violence against ICE has been driven by online apps and social media campaigns designed to put ICE officers at risk just for doing their jobs. The Department of Justice will continue engaging tech companies to eliminate platforms where radicals can incite imminent violence against federal law enforcement.
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
Happy departure day to all who celebrate
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heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
I’m a middle aged American man, I assure you I will never learn “French”
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johnspacemuller.com
When they call it the world’s game they mean American financial institutions buy English clubs which acquire European clubs to hoard players from Africa and South America so the English club can secure a place in a Gulf State-run Super League that will inevitably play in America
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
Really rooting for the Brewers here. I swear I was like 30 before I realized there was an “m” and a “b” in their logo. That level of deception has earned my respect.
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daralind.bsky.social
Not to steal @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social’s shtick but this is simply Saturn Devouring His Son
razzball.bsky.social
If I send you this, know I’ve lost my shit
Sal Frelick
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
The Washington Wizards

[lowers sunglasses]

Who would be in the playoffs if the season ended today by the way