Hash Bandicoot
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(She/It) 🌗 Game Developer, Occultist & Fencer 🌓 Previous: Baldur's Gate 3 - MindsEye - Wishbound #gamedev | #solodev | #indiedev
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Oh this is super fun! 10 horror Movies to get to know me

🧬 Crimes of the Future
📼 Videodrome
🌀 Lord of Illusions
🔪 Scream
✝️ Prince of Darkness
📿 The Exorcist 2
🔥 Inferno
🤡 Killer Clowns From Outer Space
💤 Nightmare on Elm Street
🌌 Event Horizon
10 horror movies to get to know me by

🧄The Lost Boys
👦Child’s Play
🧪Gremlins 2
💥The Guest
🧀Mandy
👆Idle Hands
🔪Scream
🤯Evil Dead 2
👯Us
😾Cat’s Eye ( the last story where a stray cat fights a flamboyant tiny troll )
10 horror movies to get to know me by

🦇Bram Stoker's Dracula
✝️The Devils
🍼Rosemary's Baby
👻The Medium
👫Possession
📹Lost Highway
💉Audition
🐸The Wicker Man ('73)
⚫Under the Skin
♦️The Neon Demon
God cursed me with a bad knee because he knew I'd be too powerful if I could pick up and carry femmes
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I would kill god a thousand times for my tits to get even a millimeter closer together
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new mascot for a dispensary up for grabs
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if a stranger asks to borrow something, and it would not ruin you to replace it, i think you should always let them

in my experience, they almost always return it. you made their day at zero cost

but if they don’t bring it back, they needed it more than you, and you helped

thats a win win to me
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
I guess I'll just freeze some herbs since I'm too [REDACTED] to use them any time soon
Literally what did I do with my free time before The Horrors™️ consumed me this week? I've been asleep for days and now I dunno what to do with all the hours in the day
Literally what did I do with my free time before The Horrors™️ consumed me this week? I've been asleep for days and now I dunno what to do with all the hours in the day
Yesterday: Tab breaks on a can of coconut milk. Use can opener. Can opener breaks.

Today: Go to make hummus. Take the can of chickpeas out. Realise there's no tab. Realise that my can opener is still broken
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pointing to the bleachers like babe ruth before i jack off
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girls love when u end a date by showing them the entirety of creed's 2001 superbowl halftime 9/11 tribute performance
Love that it's shitty, hate that it's expensive
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fetishizing the idea of another woman feeding me her bento because I tripped and dropped mine
autoyuriphile
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big steppa, twinkhon reppa
Life might have me feeling like a shelter dog, but at least I've got homemade curry and ginger cake
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Hey is it cool if I bring my unwieldy ambitions to the function tonight
I LOVE DOING NICE THINGS FOR MYSELF 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Edward Cullen saying to me that the single set of footprints in the sand is from when he carried me
Growth is using the smell of a homemade rum glaze for relief against the horrors instead of drinking
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i want to be normal but i have nightmares about guns shooting me and women who do not love me and holding dead bodies i feel like that's not exactly setting me up for success
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sorry if ive been acting weird lately. they took my soul and put it in a box and threw that box in a river and it screams but no one can hear it
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Going to a show and talking instead of listening to the music is a sin and it will lie heavy on your heart when Anubis weighs it
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
Proof that it's for real gamers
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