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hausofdecline.bsky.social
This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.
JK Rowling says "ha ha.. h-heh. I won! I won!" She sits alone in the dark, bathed in the late of her computer screen. We pull back to see her in a large dark empty room. She continues "I won." Seeing the full scope of her cavernous workplace, she appears small and alone. She says, once again, "I won..."
granitetide.bsky.social
I can't believe there was a time when folk would regularly just phone each other at work without checking if they were busy first
granitetide.bsky.social
that's the shannest rollie I've ever seen
granitetide.bsky.social
Excession (1996) by Iain M Banks
darach.bsky.social
An acquaintance was showing me a funny video on his phone yesterday and I noticed that his WhatsApp had two interestingly-named groupchats:

The Lads
The Lads (No Declan)
granitetide.bsky.social
you love to see it
granitetide.bsky.social
last November US liberal TV news host/political commentator Rachel Maddow advocated for Bluesky being a great place for anti-trump liberals to find refuge, and as it's mainly boomers that watch TV news in the US suddenly millions of them registered here (the "blue wave")
granitetide.bsky.social
it's a lot better now, but for a long time this is what the playground near my parents house was like
playground with two swings, goalposts, a bench and a wee rocking bike thing
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magnets.bsky.social
one thing i will never forget and forever be sickened by was that the leader of the SNP's, the First Minister's, in-laws were literally being bombed in an active genocide and the press and most of the political establishment just didn't care
scotnational.bsky.social
Husam Zomlot thanked the people of Scotland in a rousing speech to SNP conference

🗣️ 'The Palestinian people will never forget the support of the people of Scotland when we needed it most'
Husam Zomlot thanks people of Scotland in rousing speech to SNP conference
www.thenational.scot
granitetide.bsky.social
this one weird trick
granitetide.bsky.social
I think it's cos on fb they've been conditioned to be constantly fed algorithmically surfaced posts by brands/influencers/pages that are all 'publishing content', and they don't understand that on here the Discover Feed will give them random posts that folk only ever wrote for their followers to see
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autechreofficial.bsky.social
autechre is french for "aphex twin"
granitetide.bsky.social
don't let "not having any good ideas" get in the way of a studio making use of an IP that still has some brand recognition
granitetide.bsky.social
1 star: high quality posts, always worth a fav
2 stars: excellent posts, worthy of reposts
3 stars: exceptional posts, worthy of going out of you way to share the posts with folks offsite
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adactivity.bsky.social
It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking
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cait.bsky.social
I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit
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rhodri.biz
I don’t want a surprise.
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aria.labeledrude.online
getting reticulated must feel so good if you're a spline
granitetide.bsky.social
also ban landlord special toasters that will only fit a slice of granny batch
granitetide.bsky.social
yeah Dennis is a sociopath who's created a pseudo-scientific dating system for manipulating women based around his own name
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arr.bsky.social
One of the smartest things Costco does is assigning every shopper a “Costco Enemy,”who stays in front of them putting carts in stupid places and blocking the aisle and going really slowly. This gives the shopper 30% more browsing time and creates a memorable, provocative experience
granitetide.bsky.social
exclusive business management seminars called like "Unlocking Your Inner X-Omega Management Style" don't give you that kind of information until you're several grand in the hole, and you're just tweeting it out