Emily (spooky)
@emilyrose.bsky.social
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Autistic. ADHD. Chihuahua parent. Not actually a hedgehog. She/her. Formerly @invisiblegirl99 on twitter. Redbubble Shop: https://www.redbubble.com/people/emilyrosew1/shop 📍Concord, CA
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emilyrose.bsky.social
Note that she didn’t even have to get wet. There’s a little patch of fake grass she likes to pee on that is partially covered by the overhang of the roof. That’s where she peed tonight. Not a single raindrop touched her.
emilyrose.bsky.social
Me: Jujube, time to go out.

Jujube: No thanks.

Me: Juju, you have to go out before bed.

Jujube: No. Is raining. Pee later.

Me: It will still be raining later.

Jujube: Is fine. No go out. Pee on carpet.

Me: [picks Juju up, puts her outside, blocks dog door]

Jujube: [pees]
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ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
It’s a start. Keep making phone calls to keep partisan politics out of airport safety PSAs.
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beefeaterfella.bsky.social
Allegedly - The United States Navy Museum congratulated the American fleet on its 250th anniversary with a photo of... a Russian missile cruiser 🙈

1/4
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bencollins.bsky.social
If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.
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propublica.org
Taxpayers aren’t supposed to deduct losses from something that has no hope of being a profitable business.

But billionaire-owned operations that look like expensive hobbies, like race horses, rack up business deductions by the tens of millions of dollars.

(Published 2023)
Private Planes and Luxury Yachts Aren’t Just Toys for the Ultrawealthy. They’re Also Huge Tax Breaks.
What’s the only thing better than having your own Gulfstream jet? Why, getting to claim millions in tax deductions for it. All you have to do is make a case you’re using it for business, which turns o...
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govpritzker.illinois.gov
Vaccines are safe and effective.

Autism isn't caused by vaccines, and autistic people and their families deserve our support.

When you want information, ask your doctor.

It's more important than ever for all of us to speak plainly, truthfully, and directly about public health.
emilyrose.bsky.social
How do you manage that? Multiple blankets? Do you not overheat? The heaviest blankets I’ve found are about 9kg, so that would be like 4 blankets. The weight sounds amazing, but I think I’d melt!
emilyrose.bsky.social
Have you considered that burying your trash in someone else’s field is perhaps antisocial behavior?
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rachelbitecofer.bsky.social
There were 18 shootings in Chicago this weekend, while under federal occupation.

It’s clear they are deploying into these cities to make drama not to decrease violence.
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patrickwyman.bsky.social
My favorite aspect of the Columbus legend is him getting rejected by the Portuguese gets spun as them not recognizing the genius of his idea. No - he went into a roomful of expert navigators and made basic math mistakes, they thought he was a moron, and they wouldn't fund his idea on that basis.
emilyrose.bsky.social
In that case, I have no opinion. You just have to decide if you want to do it. 🤷‍♀️
emilyrose.bsky.social
No. Stick with it a while.
emilyrose.bsky.social
Decided to thumb type that post, and deleted the two letters I’d already typed with my finger. wtf, me?
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nothingusefultosay.bsky.social
I’m one of those boring keep fitters. Running, swimming, riding, kayaking. You name it I do it. My body is falling apart due to injuries and wear and tear. My wife fucking hates excercise. She 3 months older than me and in perfect physical health.

Excercise is a fucking cunt that’ll kill you.
emilyrose.bsky.social
Guaranteed. I think we found the ultimate source of all “have you tried yoga.”
emilyrose.bsky.social
I tell my dog how long I’m going to be gone.
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wadnr.bsky.social
No, this email does not find me well. I am on the trails, taking advantage of every moment of sunshine before the big dark.

The email can’t even find me at all.
emilyrose.bsky.social
Nobel Participation Prize
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theautisticcoach.bsky.social
Autistic people aren’t broken versions of normal.

We are the proof that “normal” was never real.

The world needs our way of seeing - it just doesn’t know it yet.
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gergely.pragmaticengineer.com
I still think about when New Relic wrote a blog arguing that customers should leave vendors acquired by private equity (PE) b/c prices will go up+quality will go down. It was a stab at Sumo Logic just bought by PE.

6 months later New Relic got bought by PE...and deleted the blog
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poemsandfungus.bsky.social
There's no more predictable sequence of events than someone posting "let's talk about literature" and every third comment is someone thinking they're special for broadly disliking all books hailed as classics.
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emilyrose.bsky.social
It’s raining! It looks like there could be thunder at any moment, but there hasn’t been any yet. The rain is still exciting on its own, though.