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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 1h

coming back to the family reunion after your "walk" with the cousins

priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 1h

can't stop looking at this photo of Jacob Elordi in full Frankenstein's Creature makeup hugging his exasperated-looking dog

bald Jacob Elordi in his full porcelain-white Frankenstein’s creature makeup (looking like Marco d'Agrate's St Bartholomew Flayed statue) trying to cuddle/softly smother his bored-looking Golden Retriever Layla, who’s resting in her dog bed

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Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 2h

this makes me so profoundly patriotic

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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 2h

that's just rural England

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 15h

the American century of humiliation is in full swing

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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 2h

"Almost half of everything AI assistants tell you is wrong" and "Oxford university gives AI assistants to all its students" are two headlines we are forced to accept as coexisting in this appalling timeline.

Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 2h

The response of UK universities to this is, almost universally, to say "Tch, what can you do?"

Or in some cases, to very overtly decide that the thing to do is join in...

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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 2h

an inside jobby

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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 3h

sending Big John a copy of Fuchsia Dunlop's Invitation to a Banquet

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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 3h

comrade Big John, come to China, there are so many regional cuisines you could be enjoying

Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 3h

Important moves happening in the Great Game of British politics.

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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 4h

finally, some representation

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 16h

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

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Duncan @ketaminedrams.bsky.social · Mar 20

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NightMar on Hicks Street, Part 4: The Rabbit’s Revenge @histoftech.bsky.social · 10h

This person is one hundred percent correct and it’s scary af. We will never “media literacy” our way out of this as a society. We are about to reap the whirlwind when it comes to misinformation, disinformation, and informational warfare.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · Jan 29

⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies.

⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.

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Bruno Dias @brunodias.bsky.social · 10h

imagine spending millions and millions and millions of other people's money, staying in an election you were already bounced from, because you really really desperately want to be mayor, so that you can get torn apart on live tv like this

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 10h

In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.

She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.

So I confronted him.

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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 9h

finally picked this up and I’m really enjoying it

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 10h

making the world a better place by turning credit card debt into a cryptocurrency casino

Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 10h

Holy fucking shit

a16z-backed Coverd lets users get up to 100% cash back on co purchases by offering fun and interactive games of chance paired with a new type of credit card - spin to win!

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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 10h

really speaks to the AI user mindset that you would think putting your name to this is a good idea because you’re so dazzled by this dipshit technology that you forgot about the racism. in NEW YORK

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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 10h

lmao deleting it immediately afterwards. coward’s move. come up here and share what you’ve done with the class, go on

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 11h

Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 23h

EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”

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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 1d

Frame #55500 from S05 -E11 - Battle Noodle-629269

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 1d

What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.

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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 23h

finally, my fantasy of ‘Thing from the Addams Family but for Business’ can be realised

Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 23h

got this ad on reddit and yeah thank you AI, this is absolutely my wildest fantasy. cant wait to live this thrilling dream at last

AI fantasy image of 50-something-year-old guy with Thing from Addams Family on his shoulder, but if Thing had four fingers instead of five. Unclear whether Thing is just hanging out like a parrot sidekick to a pirate, or if its placement on the man's shoulder suggests an intimacy, possibly even an erotic component. Also the man has an American flag lapel pin, suggesting he may be a senator or something? The best i can offer is that they are both former veterans and Thing lost a finger (roughly ten percent of its body, by weight) in the Iraq War, and now the man has ridden his veteran story to victory in the political sphere, simultaneously trying to appease Thing as a result of an old promise made to "make sure he's taken care of, after all this over, if we both get out alive" and desperately hoping no one ever uncovers the truth, that he and Thing, alone in the desert and lacking their normal choice of companionship, may have idled away some aroused hours with - you guessed it, say it with me now - "Hand Stuff"

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Rick Whodied: Vampire Hunter. @durrellb.bsky.social · 1d

It's crazy that both the supposedly moderate right leaning AND the supposedly left wing major parties in the UK are both more right wing than the BNP was on immigration.

James Moules @jamesmoules.bsky.social · 1d

For context on just how far the Overton Window has shifted to the right on this issue, here’s a snippet from the BNP’s 2010 manifesto.

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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 1d

understandable

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eastyjet @eastyjet.bsky.social · 1d

he is also somehow capable of doing this in his sleep

homer simpson is laying on his stomach on the floor in a cartoon .

ALT: homer simpson is laying on his stomach on the floor in a cartoon .

media.tenor.com

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