Doug Messel
@dougmessel.com
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Current: writer, dad, and content marketer Past: carhartt coverall and goose call enthusiast
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No Kings might not “do anything” but it boosts morale and puts a bunch of likeminded people in the same place to meet each other and talk about other more useful things they’re doing. A clear net positive!
This has the same vibes as when my dipshit MAGA cousin got mad she had to take any non-degree, liberal arts focused class at Vincennes University.

She ended up getting her vet tech certificate (and nearly as much debt as I did!) from this place.

www.vettechinstitute.edu/campuses/ind...
“Do your own research!”
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Stop calling us Nazis or we’ll murder you over things you say
Homan: "If the hateful rhetoric continues, there will be bloodshed. People are going to die ... there is going to be more bloodshed unless this hateful rhetoric stops."
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our most radical leftists are tearing each other apart in the group chat about using AI to generate social media copy while the "Reagan would be rolling in his grave!" libs are openly speculating about ideas that would make Jan 6 look like a church potluck.
many conversations I have had with complete normie libs, the kind who have a tote bag from donating to NPR and shop at Whole Foods, involve the kind of rhetoric that under no circumstances should be put on the internet

people are very mad
look i was recently talking to a septuagenarian life long dem (who shall remain nameless) and generic lib, and she was like “i just think there should be firing squads and they should sell tickets.”
I’m sure it’s a veritable cocktail of things.
Kanye at the height of his powers might be up there, but how much of his awful behavior stems from the nitrous addiction complicates the question
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We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...
quotes from cybertruck owners
Final Fantasy IV, 1991 (Super Famicom)
Little #fish and #ships #ink sketch last night - petit #croquis de porteflot hier soir.
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these metrics are not meaningfully connected to the claim
Eric Daugherty: JUST IN: Stunning data reveals Christianity is SURGING in the United States

Bible sale: +41.6%
App downloads: +79.5%
Christian music streaming: +50%

What an amazing sight to see.
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

Sleepaway Camp
Hellraiser
The Thing
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

Get Out
The Honeymoon
Scream
It Follows
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

Scream
The Descent
The Babadook
Alien
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It’s time to abandon the idea of chasing after “swing voters.”

We gotta start targeting the angry. Those who have been failed by the system. Those who are being screwed every day despite giving it their all.
This shit sucks.
UPDATE: Following the firing of the director of the student newspaper, Indiana University has now cut the print edition of the newspaper entirely.

www.idsnews.com/article/2025...
Indiana University cuts IDS print entirely, hours after firing student media director
By IDS staff
Oct 15, 2025 1:23 pm · Updated Oct 15, 2025 1:23 pm
   
IU previously directed the Indiana Daily Student to stop printing news coverage in our newspaper. Upon pushback, the university fully cut print, including our special editions. The IDS was not involved in the decision.

Media School Dean David Tolchinsky sent the order to IDS leadership in an email responding to its appeal that the school not censor the newspaper. And the dean attributed the decision to “the campus.” He has not yet responded to a message for clarification.
For me it’s always the hair. You’re gonna walk into a salon and ask for THAT?
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Unless Jeffries's every line is "I am not going to acknowledge the Speaker until he seats my duly-elected colleague", he's just giving up the game entirely
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the "protein powder has a zillion percent lead in it" story explains a LOT of the conversations i overhear while waiting for a bench to free up
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Funniest thing about this is all the conservatives saying it’s “college aged kids”/“boys will be boys” and it’s actually a bunch of subcreatures in their 30s-40s.
very annoying that we had to endure about a month of these people going “calling us nazis hurts our feelings” to then immediately be revealed saying nazi shit and going “yup, we want gas chambers. so what libs”
…I have questions about the frequency with which you are approached for this
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Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
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It's somehow both wildly underreported and just out in the open that the vice president is either a neo-Nazi or, at a bare minimum, a neo-Nazi fellow traveler.
Fascinating. Politico notes that when notified of the texts, many state-level Republicans fired or condemned these cretins. Now Vance emerges to excuse the racism, and calls the reaction to it "pearl clutching."

He seems determined to purge the party of its last enclaves of decency.
‘College Group Chat’: JD Vance Dismisses ‘Pearl Clutching’ Over Young Republicans Leak to Attack Jay Jones
Liberals hit back at Vance's blunt dismissal of racist, antisemitic and misogynistic messages leaked from a Young Republicans group chat.
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a spoonful of gravel in a running garbage disposal told me that doctors not only don't have to wash their hands but shouldn't
Also this is only because I started watching a terrible rip of MD Geist this afternoon and the company is top of mind
a close up of a man 's face with a yellow hair and blue eyes
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with a yellow hair and blue eyes
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I’m not fixing that typo