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@dellwayft.bsky.social

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The stoat known as Dellway and/or Flakkari Tobin. Stoat-souled stoat-poster, RL asexual. Original Perth fursuiter, cancer survivor, MND warrior, lefty scumbag, full time fuzzball of confusion & weird little outlier who strayed on through. He/him/it, θΔ. 🔞

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instant murder noodle @dellwayft.bsky.social · Oct 19

Never.

Piccy of long-tailed weasel. Caption reads “I’m not sorry for being a fucking weasel”

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Finnley Albedo @sugarscrub.bsky.social · 1d

"This is your emotional support stoat. say hello" with a picture of a cute little stoat fella in the center

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Lulu 🌙✨ @lululeopard.bsky.social · 22h

All doned with coloring my stoat sona uwu just chillin #furryart

A silver stoat lounges on a pile of purple pillows.

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Viz the Bogeymart @bogeymanviz.bsky.social · 1d

Standard ferret energy

a ferret is playing with a stuffed animal toy on the floor .

ALT: a ferret is playing with a stuffed animal toy on the floor .

media.tenor.com

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Ferret @ferret1733.bsky.social · 1d

Couple of cozy noodles

#Ferret #FerretLife #FerretLove #FerretCommunity #FerretFun #FerretAdventures #FerretFacts #FerretOwners #FerretPlaytime #FerretFriends

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Abbooetha, forever team Boo!snip @abbaetha.bsky.social · 19h

Timeline cleanse: odalisque

A ferret sleeps in a bed in a cage. She has one stubby little hind leg sticking out of the bed.

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ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Milla Lorelei Mélomane 💙 ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ @britpoptarts.bsky.social · 18h

File under F for fantastic ferret

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A lone ghost 👻 @a-lone-ghost.bsky.social · 18h

Running behind on... Well everything right now.
But monster is here to "help"

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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 16h

GOD why are you so fucking CUTE

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E.Bur @3mmaburn5.bsky.social · 1d

TBT to meeting this curious little mink friend at the Spit ❤️

#LeslieSpit #TommyThompsonPark

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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d

Calliope the stinky, slinky minky enjoys a bath… and a drink. While we humans aren’t wanting to swim as much now that fall is here, she has no hesitation going for a dip in any weather. Mink are equipped with extremely dense, waterproof coats that keep their […]

[Original post on mastodon.social]

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instant murder noodle @dellwayft.bsky.social · 9h

Got games on your phone?

In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 1d

Here is an otter snoot to help you through the day.

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 1d

Here is an otter snoot to help you through the day.

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worm adderall @wormmo.de · 1d

100%. last year on this trip i had one swim out to me from shore, and do 3 circles around my boat, sniffing my boat and my paddle hard. swam face first into my paddle at one point

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Svenning @svenning1321.bsky.social · 20h

An Otter seen in a Danish Zoo.
Otters are carnivorous mammals belonging to the weasel family.
Their diet primarily consists of fish, but they also eat worms, crabs, snails, and frogs.
They are known to be social and playful creatures ❤️

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David @incnaturalist.bsky.social · 13h

This is what happens when you don’t share, kids. Look out for the murder shout. One otter shouts “jump him” and they all dive in. Pandemonium with whiskers

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Mark Hauser @markhauser.bsky.social · 13h

A little snack before the weekend begins.

Together with this cute little otter.
I wish you a good rest and many wonderful memories🍷🖖

The first snow ❄️ is expected here, so it's more work than pleasure.

#Zwergotter #otter
#Nikon #Fotografie 📷 🌿
#naturephotography #photography #wildlife

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Ant @antinbath.bsky.social · 13h

Otter near Bathampton Meadows.

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Derbyshire Wildlife Trust @derbyswildlife.bsky.social · 1d

Our missing pine marten, could they comeback?

These charismatic predators play a vital role in restoring balance to our woodlands.

In our blog, Ruth Pilbeam shares how the Derwent Living Forest programme is preparing the county for their return by 2030.

https://pulse.ly/jtjsni0gfn

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Typo Queen❌ @angie4hope.bsky.social · 1d

🌺Timeline cleanse 🌺

Yellow-throated Marten (Martes flavigula), family Mustelidae, northern India
photographs by Peter Beck

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Crats @crats.bsky.social · 1d

Excuse me? 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘪 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘵?

I'll have you know I am 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭 for a Pine Marten!

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Jory 🟨⬜️🟪⬛️ @cursorial.bsky.social · 14h

If you come across this post, post your sona NOT smiling

🎨: @/ljesak.bsky.social

A painterly waist-up portrait by Maki/Ljesak in dark, earth-toned brushstrokes depicting an anthropomorphic pine marten, nude, staring off into the top right with a neutral expression. There is tension and inscrutable emotion, like they're ruminating. They wear glasses and a small wedding band.

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Angus Hervey @angushervey.com · 11h

Next time you're pining for a martini, try celebrating a pine marten instead. They certainly deserve a round of applause, having been busy reclaiming their place across the British Isles in recent years.

https://f.mtr.cool/mtddbbkpnj

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Bodgerina @bodgerina.bsky.social · 23h

“Ah, the season where I get to pretend I’m a model, with this pretty yellow, orange and brown leafy background…”

european badger eating from green dish, with colourful autumnal leafy background

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Teddy @theunicornpirate.bsky.social · 23h

And to finish the recent non fandom art, some badgers and foxes <3

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#fox #badger #animals #animalart #digitalart #digitalillustration #drawing #sketch #illustration

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Adriana Cazador @adriosa.bsky.social · 12h

Jumped into a D&D campaign for the first time since March w some badass LA nerd friends, new n old.

First impression was launching a gnome shot put style (to safety!)... Also, rolled a crit fail then a nat 20 IMMEDIATELY after.

[ Also mindlessly sketched a double headed axe wielding badger lord ]

Adriana's replenished dice from Gary Con, and a dark wooden case to the left of an iPad with a digital sketch of a Badger Lord inspired by Lady Cregga Rose Eyes

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