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@dellwayft.bsky.social
The stoat known as Dellway and/or Flakkari Tobin. Stoat-souled stoat-poster, RL asexual. Original Perth fursuiter, cancer survivor, MND warrior, lefty scumbag, full time fuzzball of confusion & weird little outlier who strayed on through. He/him/it, θΔ. 🔞
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December 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Stoat Quest: Episode 2
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Stoat Quest: Episode 2
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Mastering the art of the sideways snow shuffle
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Mastering the art of the sideways snow shuffle
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This video is like a linguistic proof that badgers are indeed mustelids
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
This video is like a linguistic proof that badgers are indeed mustelids
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New stickers for @chiropica.bsky.social
What a fashionable scarf✨
What a fashionable scarf✨
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
New stickers for @chiropica.bsky.social
What a fashionable scarf✨
What a fashionable scarf✨
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Giant Weasel: CR 1/8, Vibes 10/10
A Giant Weasel is pure instinct wrapped in fur: fast, reckless, and blessed with absolutely no understanding of consequences. With darkvision, stealth, and hit-and-run attacks, this chaotic creature can turn a campsite or dungeon crawl into total pandemonium—and…
A Giant Weasel is pure instinct wrapped in fur: fast, reckless, and blessed with absolutely no understanding of consequences. With darkvision, stealth, and hit-and-run attacks, this chaotic creature can turn a campsite or dungeon crawl into total pandemonium—and…
Giant Weasel: CR 1/8, Vibes 10/10
A Giant Weasel is pure instinct wrapped in fur: fast, reckless, and blessed with absolutely no understanding of consequences. With darkvision, stealth, and hit-and-run attacks, this chaotic creature can turn a campsite or dungeon crawl into total pandemonium—and remind your party that “low CR” does not mean “safe.”
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December 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Giant Weasel: CR 1/8, Vibes 10/10
A Giant Weasel is pure instinct wrapped in fur: fast, reckless, and blessed with absolutely no understanding of consequences. With darkvision, stealth, and hit-and-run attacks, this chaotic creature can turn a campsite or dungeon crawl into total pandemonium—and…
A Giant Weasel is pure instinct wrapped in fur: fast, reckless, and blessed with absolutely no understanding of consequences. With darkvision, stealth, and hit-and-run attacks, this chaotic creature can turn a campsite or dungeon crawl into total pandemonium—and…
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My little Limosine Rat loves a good belly rub
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My little Limosine Rat loves a good belly rub
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CARROT CRIMINAL, Startled and caught in the act!
$15 sketchbook comm, get your own here! (2 slots remain!!) ko-fi.com/c/dca28fa3da
#art #sketchbook #queerart #queermarket #bsnm
$15 sketchbook comm, get your own here! (2 slots remain!!) ko-fi.com/c/dca28fa3da
#art #sketchbook #queerart #queermarket #bsnm
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
CARROT CRIMINAL, Startled and caught in the act!
$15 sketchbook comm, get your own here! (2 slots remain!!) ko-fi.com/c/dca28fa3da
#art #sketchbook #queerart #queermarket #bsnm
$15 sketchbook comm, get your own here! (2 slots remain!!) ko-fi.com/c/dca28fa3da
#art #sketchbook #queerart #queermarket #bsnm
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Baby, why you sleep with yo tongue out like that
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Baby, why you sleep with yo tongue out like that
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still needs a tiny bit of cleanup, but i sculpted this ferret incense burner… it’s so cute i could kiss myself on the mouth
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
still needs a tiny bit of cleanup, but i sculpted this ferret incense burner… it’s so cute i could kiss myself on the mouth
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Timeline cleanse: superblep
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Timeline cleanse: superblep
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... If I saw a ferret give me that expression, I'd give them my house keys.
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
... If I saw a ferret give me that expression, I'd give them my house keys.
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i can be your angle or your devil
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
i can be your angle or your devil
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コツメカワウソ 🦒
千葉市動物公園
#コツメカワウソ #カワウソ #otter #smallclawedotter #zoo #animal #動物園 #動物 #写真好きな人と繫がりたい #動物写真好きな人と繫がりたい #動物好きな人と繫がりたい #動物が好き #千葉市動物公園
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千葉市動物公園
#コツメカワウソ #カワウソ #otter #smallclawedotter #zoo #animal #動物園 #動物 #写真好きな人と繫がりたい #動物写真好きな人と繫がりたい #動物好きな人と繫がりたい #動物が好き #千葉市動物公園
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December 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
コツメカワウソ 🦒
千葉市動物公園
#コツメカワウソ #カワウソ #otter #smallclawedotter #zoo #animal #動物園 #動物 #写真好きな人と繫がりたい #動物写真好きな人と繫がりたい #動物好きな人と繫がりたい #動物が好き #千葉市動物公園
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千葉市動物公園
#コツメカワウソ #カワウソ #otter #smallclawedotter #zoo #animal #動物園 #動物 #写真好きな人と繫がりたい #動物写真好きな人と繫がりたい #動物好きな人と繫がりたい #動物が好き #千葉市動物公園
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Doodle of my sea otter guy
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Doodle of my sea otter guy
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December 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Would like a lovely soup? just about to start UwU
December 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Would like a lovely soup? just about to start UwU
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my new ref sheet by @drippy-mp4.bsky.social !! im so frickin animal mode 💜
December 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
my new ref sheet by @drippy-mp4.bsky.social !! im so frickin animal mode 💜
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I know the related Pacific Marten that I saw was an excellent climber of trees. I bet those rotating ankles would be a real boon in climbing back down again.
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I know the related Pacific Marten that I saw was an excellent climber of trees. I bet those rotating ankles would be a real boon in climbing back down again.