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walter (bats/crow) a pickle for the knowing ones figs, dates, cucumbers, rhubarb, beans, peanuts, dogs, digging holes and being handsome te whanganui a tara aotearoa new zealand 🥜 discord: cucumberlife
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cucumber.bsky.social
just saw a teeny tiny weiner dog in a purple and pink jumper 🙂
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apropos of nothing, here’s some pictures of gourds i saw in tucson 6 years ago. wavy ones 🙂.
green to orange variegated squash in a bin, they have a wavy form
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fullslack.bsky.social
when they ask me what’s my favorite season
Sigourney Weaver posing with a pumpkin on a couch looking elated
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five years ago there was a massive pumpkin on holloway road, pōneke, let’s remember it fondly and respectfully 🙏
massive orange pumpkin on a jenga-block like plinth, wet and green yard in background, ramshackle dwelling, decay.
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for first time in my life i have meds to take (chronic handsomitis). dropped the tiny red pill on the red carpet. then had to use my emergency glasses to find my main glasses so that i could look for the pill. hurt my back getting up from looking for the pill and daisy dog licked me in the earhole
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here we are taking their pet pig tabatha for a walk to the wallow, in the sultry texas heat (m just out of frame, as pictures are forbidden)
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i’m still working on a ‘gourd’ post from a few days back 😐
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gupp, this is one of the funniest 1-2s i’ve seen on this site 🙂
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kenny-loggoff.bsky.social
i call this dish bean dinner and like to serve it on dates and spill it all over us so we have to take a shower but joke is my shower only beans come out
uhhhh beans in a bowl  for dinner
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kenny-loggoff.bsky.social
i dont need watch the show i can be naked and afraid anywhere
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installed the feed that lets me read every bluesky post in alphabetical order. lot of screaming thus far
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cucumber.bsky.social
one of the great things about bhutan was the sneaky sneaky dog friends made along the way, like these sweet little chaps here:
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remora or leech? which would you rather have attached to you?

i’m a remora guy for obvious reasons.
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lightblanket.bsky.social
Refolding a towel I’ll probably use later so the tag doesn’t show just like in the lost Eleanor rigby verse
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freshly showered so i’m warm and sparkling clean ✨ and new razor blade so i’m also very smooth 🙂
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slop.guru
god gave me free will and i used it to scroll for six consecutive hours