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Crashmodem
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If you live your life like a sitcom, it's a lot more fun. Got a cabin in the woods on a lake, where I kayak with my dogs. I'm a retired Mailman & veteran, so I've twice sworn an oath to uphold the Constitution. http://Crashmodem.com
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They can have my super soaker when they pry it from my cold, wet hands.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him dry.
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The "Islamists" in the Democratic Party are not the people who are building Qatar an Air Force facility in... Idaho.
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Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.
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Not a single mention of this across the Sunday shows as far as I could tell
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
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Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
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Posterboard: $1.25

Permanent markers: 90 cents

Pissing off the traitor: priceless.
Trump on No Kings: "It's a joke. I looked at the people. They are not representative of this country. And I looked at all the brand new signs I guess paid for by Soros and other radical left lunatics. We're checking it out. The demonstrations were very small. And the people were whacked out."
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That we are.

Cease & desist, pls & thx!

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Omg Pope Leo finally breaking up Opus Dei is the kind of assault on Catholic fascism I never thought I would see in my lifetime and I AM HERE FOR IT.
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This is the best political news I’ve seen in a very long time — so please pass it on👇

Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it.

Our new @rollingstone.com piece based on our new book MASTER PLAN. Get the book at LeverNews.com/book
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“Lawd, Lawd, Lawd!”

One hip grandma who had the time of her life at No Kings. If going out fighting is one of her final memories, it’s a helluva good one.
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Hey Mike Johnson, let’s see who showed up for what you called the “Hate America” rally.
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The networks took the much smaller Tea Party movement so seriously they broadcast a Tea Party rebuttal to Obama’s 2011 SOTU on top of the normal GOP one.
Reminder: We spent YEARS reading thousands and thousands of articles on the Tea Party and how it was a true expression of the American people's will, and it never mounted anything nearly as big as Saturday's No Kings rallies. [1/3]
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I have never seen such a perfect image
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The most reckless, stupid administration E-V-E-R. Nothing comes close.
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Prime example of white privilege in plain sight.

Black kids get called adults to justify blame, while white adults get called “kids” to excuse their hate. They’re not boys and girls, they’re grown-ass men and women, and the receipts are in writing.
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Meanwhile, 3 cops jump a woman in Alabama for wearing an inflatable penis costume at the protest for, "lewd conduct"!!! 🤬
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Oh it’s not appropriate for your program to air the president wearing a crown and shitting on American citizens?

You’ll talk about it in euphemisms? Maybe call it the “crown video” and ignore the shitting part? Because that’s appropriate?

Tell me, was it appropriate for the president to do it?