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Original resistance account for the NOAA. Not official account of NOAA but close enough we can forecast them.
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Go Walz! 🌮
Weather geek. Boat driver. Former airman. Weekend redneck. Coffee: black. Go Walz! 🌮
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· Nov 14
NWS Bots for Bluesky
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None of this is official, but there have been NWS bots setup to get weather info, alerts and warnings.
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I hope our next Dem POTUS asks Sen. Kelly to be SecDef.
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I hope our next Dem POTUS asks Sen. Kelly to be SecDef.
They’re throwing a Vice Admiral under the bus.
General officers should resign in protest. Besides, they’ll be next and we’re talking about stuff that lands you in prison, not just taking your stars.
General officers should resign in protest. Besides, they’ll be next and we’re talking about stuff that lands you in prison, not just taking your stars.
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
They’re throwing a Vice Admiral under the bus.
General officers should resign in protest. Besides, they’ll be next and we’re talking about stuff that lands you in prison, not just taking your stars.
General officers should resign in protest. Besides, they’ll be next and we’re talking about stuff that lands you in prison, not just taking your stars.
Amazing that he still has all his fingers. Try explaining that in the ER… “Well, I was in my hoop and…”
Take a moment to watch performance artist Guillaume Juncar. You won’t regret it.
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Amazing that he still has all his fingers. Try explaining that in the ER… “Well, I was in my hoop and…”
They belonged to the ancient Spanish musician Kenito G.
Shells found in Spain could be among oldest known musical instruments
Shells found in Spain could be among oldest known musical instruments
Conch-shell trumpets discovered in Neolithic settlements and mines in Catalonia make tone similar to french horn, says lead researcher
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
They belonged to the ancient Spanish musician Kenito G.
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December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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First, Lindsey Halligan. Now, Alina Habba.
This DOJ is breathtakingly incompetent, not just because it appoints idiots to cases, but because it is willing to break laws to appoint idiots to cases.
This DOJ is breathtakingly incompetent, not just because it appoints idiots to cases, but because it is willing to break laws to appoint idiots to cases.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
First, Lindsey Halligan. Now, Alina Habba.
This DOJ is breathtakingly incompetent, not just because it appoints idiots to cases, but because it is willing to break laws to appoint idiots to cases.
This DOJ is breathtakingly incompetent, not just because it appoints idiots to cases, but because it is willing to break laws to appoint idiots to cases.
With the Venezuelan drug boats out of service, he had to find another method to make sure Jr had access to his meds.
Usually when Trump goes to bat for a foreigner, it's because they're a fellow corrupt leader he admires. Trump's pardon of a convicted drug lord doesn't even make *that* kind of sense. lnk.thebulwark.com/3KuNYPk
Sex Crimes. State Crimes. War Crimes.
We’re detecting a pattern with this administration.
lnk.thebulwark.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
With the Venezuelan drug boats out of service, he had to find another method to make sure Jr had access to his meds.
I’m setting up a new Mac and signing into Game Center. It wants to give you an automatic nickname and it hilariously picked “CrookedSeal{bunch of numbers}. Massively offensive. I was a SOWT, not a SEAL. I just worked with SEALs.
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I’m setting up a new Mac and signing into Game Center. It wants to give you an automatic nickname and it hilariously picked “CrookedSeal{bunch of numbers}. Massively offensive. I was a SOWT, not a SEAL. I just worked with SEALs.
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It’s my third day of waiting on something that was past its delivery date three days ago. At this point, it would have been worth paying DoorDash to drive it across the country (except, I didn’t get a say in the matter). I think their workforce must have got deported.
December 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It’s my third day of waiting on something that was past its delivery date three days ago. At this point, it would have been worth paying DoorDash to drive it across the country (except, I didn’t get a say in the matter). I think their workforce must have got deported.
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I’m going down a rabbit hole here, but that whole sovereign citizen thing is whack. They absolutely despise socialism but think the government is just supposed to give them roads. If you sign a tax doc or anything with a SSN, you’re signing away your god given right to live free… they’re nuts.
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I’m going down a rabbit hole here, but that whole sovereign citizen thing is whack. They absolutely despise socialism but think the government is just supposed to give them roads. If you sign a tax doc or anything with a SSN, you’re signing away your god given right to live free… they’re nuts.
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Scrappers are in my opinion some of the hardest working people trying to not work. I know a guy who does this and he’d work less and make more if he just went into QuikTrip and got a job. He’s a sovereign citizen type tho… doesn’t even have a valid license and drives everywhere.
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Scrappers are in my opinion some of the hardest working people trying to not work. I know a guy who does this and he’d work less and make more if he just went into QuikTrip and got a job. He’s a sovereign citizen type tho… doesn’t even have a valid license and drives everywhere.
Neighbors had this little girls bicycle that was all decked out. I saw them putting it on the curb this am and they said they hope someone would pick it up and give it to kid in need this Christmas. I told them a scrapper would get it. “Oh surely not…”
A scrapper picked it up.
A scrapper picked it up.
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Neighbors had this little girls bicycle that was all decked out. I saw them putting it on the curb this am and they said they hope someone would pick it up and give it to kid in need this Christmas. I told them a scrapper would get it. “Oh surely not…”
A scrapper picked it up.
A scrapper picked it up.
Well, at least she still has her looks. (If you don’t understand that, it’s not what you think.
Former Trump lawyer Alina Habba is disqualified as top New Jersey prosecutor, US appeals court rules
President Donald Trump’s ex-lawyer Alina Habba has been disqualified from serving as New Jersey’s top federal prosecutor.
apnews.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Well, at least she still has her looks. (If you don’t understand that, it’s not what you think.
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Trump: They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats!
Me: Where is RFK Jr?
Me: Where is RFK Jr?
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Trump: They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats!
Me: Where is RFK Jr?
Me: Where is RFK Jr?
The CDC is reportedly ending using monkeys in its research. Apparently, RFK Jr took them all home and ate them.
Exclusive: CDC to end all monkey research
Studies related to HIV and other infectious diseases will be phased out, sources say; fate of the agency's animals remains unclear
www.science.org
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The CDC is reportedly ending using monkeys in its research. Apparently, RFK Jr took them all home and ate them.
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There’s only six 747 airframes in the entire USAF. There’s far too few qualified pilots to be that picky. You kind of get what you get with this one.
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
There’s only six 747 airframes in the entire USAF. There’s far too few qualified pilots to be that picky. You kind of get what you get with this one.
And why is El Chapo’s family, including his ex-wife (who is known to be the brains behind the cartel) living in the USA on the taxpayer’s dime?
talking to reporters last night, Trump claimed of Hegseth's double tap strike that "I don't know anything about it," then moments later claimed "I don't who you're talking about" when asked his plan to pardon the former Honduran president
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
And why is El Chapo’s family, including his ex-wife (who is known to be the brains behind the cartel) living in the USA on the taxpayer’s dime?
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He’s in a tough spot. There is corruption around him, and he is dealing with it. Corruption is unequally amplified in Ukraine. The most corrupt politician on the planet is sitting in the Oval Office. There’s not even a leader in Africa or Latin America that is more corrupt than Donald Trump.
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
He’s in a tough spot. There is corruption around him, and he is dealing with it. Corruption is unequally amplified in Ukraine. The most corrupt politician on the planet is sitting in the Oval Office. There’s not even a leader in Africa or Latin America that is more corrupt than Donald Trump.
I’m not really sure what Donald Trump is leading, which is sad being he holds of the Office of the President of the United States. As far as I am concerned, President Zelensky is the leader of the free world. He’s standing up to despotism to support the principles of western democracy.
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’m not really sure what Donald Trump is leading, which is sad being he holds of the Office of the President of the United States. As far as I am concerned, President Zelensky is the leader of the free world. He’s standing up to despotism to support the principles of western democracy.
Pardons need some mechanism to happen because there are people who legitimately should be released from time to time. But the decision shouldn’t be one person’s alone. It needs some form of check on the power.
We did just pass my bill to release the Epstein files 427-1 in the House and 100-0 in the Senate.
December 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Pardons need some mechanism to happen because there are people who legitimately should be released from time to time. But the decision shouldn’t be one person’s alone. It needs some form of check on the power.
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Again with the “I don’t know anything about it” - his, excuse the expression - job- is to know about things. And yet, he claims to know everything about everything.
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Again with the “I don’t know anything about it” - his, excuse the expression - job- is to know about things. And yet, he claims to know everything about everything.
They ordered this from the top down. They’re going to end up hanging some E-5 DEVGRU operator and save their own asses.
Trump on whether he would be ok with Hegseth ordering a second strike on Venezuelan boat:
“He said he didn't do it. So I don't have to make that decision.”
“He said he didn't do it. So I don't have to make that decision.”
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
They ordered this from the top down. They’re going to end up hanging some E-5 DEVGRU operator and save their own asses.
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This isn’t food. It’s a funeral.
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This isn’t food. It’s a funeral.
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He had an opportunity to say bones spurs, and missed it.
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
He had an opportunity to say bones spurs, and missed it.